# Your job/career timeline (past to present)

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 3, 2009, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-job-career-timeline-past-to-present/498552 "2009-06-03T06:33:57Z")\
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I’m thinking that almost everyone started out with the average part-time highschool jobs. But I’m interested to see how the jobs progressed. Make a list, first job to present, and explain below, if desired/needed.

Here goes:

Gardener  
Laundromat  
Retail (clothing)  
Pharmacy  
Rehab

I’m young, so my list isn’t long. Hopefully won’t get much longer, I have my current dream job working overnights in a rehab. Love it! 😃

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**Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-job-career-timeline-past-to-present/498552/2 "2009-06-03T12:39:04Z")

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We’ve done this before, and I’ve had so many jobs that it’s hard to remember them all. I’ll give it a shot:

Paper route  
Babysitting  
Burger King  
McDonald’s  
Clown at the Ground Round  
Pumped gas  
Office work at a furniture store  
Sold cameras and CB equipment  
Convenience store  
Refrigerator repair company  
Waitress  
Dry cleaners  
Construction company  
Answering service (and we used the old-fashioned plug boards)  
two waitressing gigs up in the mountains  
Credit insurance company  
Accounting firm  
Telecommunications admin assistant  
Steel industry  
Educational publishing - editorial assistant  
Fire safety  
Construction company  
Defense contracting  
Temp agency placement specialist  
Temp agency again as Admin Asst. (ditzy co-worker used to tell me “Smile when you talk to Sarah!”)  
Admin in Sears legal dept.  
Admin in Sears soft goods  
Admin in Sears hardware offices  
Admin in Sears IT dept.  
IT administrative work on 5 separate accounts

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**Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-job-career-timeline-past-to-present/498552/3 "2009-06-03T12:40:27Z")

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Paperboy- middle school afternoons  
Prep worker at restaurant- HS summers  
Fry cook at restaurant- HS summers  
Deli/meat market- college summer (1 month)  
Stagehand- college summers  
Deliveries for sandwich shop- during college  
Stagehand- college summers  
Stagehand- post college  
Bartender- during law school  
Lawyer

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**Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-job-career-timeline-past-to-present/498552/4 "2009-06-03T13:04:33Z")

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HS jobs (can’t remember the order):  
Chocolate factory (one summer)  
Assemble electric motors (one summer)  
Data entry  
Putting papers in envelopes (Or whatever it’s called. I helped out a company when they were doing large mailings to all their clients)

During university:  
Politician  
Campaign worker

Post university jobs:  
Researcher in Parliament  
Consulting  
Government Agency  
Pharmaceutical Company

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**Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-job-career-timeline-past-to-present/498552/5 "2009-06-03T13:10:11Z")

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High School  
NASA - summer high school internship  
NASA - came back for more the next year  
Burger King grill cleaning / floor sweeping monkey  
Gas station clerk

College  
Computer repair technician / New PC sales  
Hotel front desk clerk  
Telephone computer tech support guy  
Wireless phone sales

Real Life  
Aerospace engineer

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**Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-job-career-timeline-past-to-present/498552/6 "2009-06-03T13:10:24Z")

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For over twenty years of employment, my resume is quite short:

[ul]  
[li]Burger King (progressed to assistant manager)[/li][li]Office Max (became a supervisor for the electronics department)[/li][li]Manpower Technical (performed tests on printers)[/li][li]Call center agent (booking travel for credit cardholders)[/li][/ul]

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**Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-job-career-timeline-past-to-present/498552/7 "2009-06-03T13:15:35Z")

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Fast Food Cashier  
Retail Employee  
US Army  
Buyer  
Facilities Buyer  
IT Buyer  
Purchasing Manager  
Mechanical Buyer

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State Park worker (High school)  
Waitress (HS)  
Fast food worker (HS)  
Poultry farm worker (College)  
Research Tech at poultry farm  
Hardware store clerk  
Hardware store manager  
Accounting clerk  
Accounting supervisor  
Accounts receivable manager  
IT Tech  
Junior database administrator  
Database administrator  
Senior database administrator

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**Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-job-career-timeline-past-to-present/498552/9 "2009-06-03T13:17:20Z")

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Tobacco ground leaf gatherer  
Tobacco leaf sprayer  
Tobacco chopper and spearer  
Tobacco hanger  
Lawn maintenance  
Chicken thief  
Sales scammer  
Janitor  
Pool shark  
Computer operator  
Soldier  
Computer programmer  
Microwave Communications  
Communications Plt Sgt  
Military operations planner  
IT support helpdesk  
Systems Analyst  
Testing Team lead  
Systems designer  
Senior Analyst  
Bar Owner/DJ  
SW Engineer Manager/Lead  
Systems Engineer

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**Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-job-career-timeline-past-to-present/498552/10 "2009-06-03T14:03:39Z")

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Paper boy  
Gas station attendant  
Pilot (scenic flights)  
Gas station attendant  
Airborne radar operator  
Twin piston engine pilot  
Twin turbo-prop pilot (first officer)  
Twin turbo-prop pilot (captain)

It’s all pretty much gone to plan apart from a small glitch in the middle where I was without work. I’m 34 so plenty of time for advancement, though there is no real practical advancement left with my current employer.

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**Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-job-career-timeline-past-to-present/498552/11 "2009-06-03T14:13:09Z")

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> [@Lanzy](#):
>
> Chicken thief  
> Sales scammer  
> Janitor  
> Pool shark

Chicken Thief?

Here are my jobs, ages 15-36:

Janitor/light maintenance - retail craft shop  
Picture framer - retail craft shop (a promotion! Still minimum wage.)  
Library drone (pasted barcode labels in books. Thousands of them.)  
cafeteria worker (Christ, that job was gross)  
research assistant to a political science professor (I got mentioned in the acknowledgements!)  
construction laborer  
print shop drone (counted tiny pieces of film)  
Red Cross disaster relief  
Bartender at a club for rich pricks  
IT analyst (later manager)- manufacturing company  
Database developer - legal aid organization  
IT analyst/security - healthcare organization  
IT analyst/security - another healthcare organization  
IT analyst - yet another healthcare organization  
IT security officer - same place as above

There were a few volunteer IT gigs in there too – mostly Access development, some security assessments.

And… hopefully I’ll add another to the list soon. I’m moving to Columbia, Missouri this year.

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**Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-job-career-timeline-past-to-present/498552/12 "2009-06-03T14:15:48Z")

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> [@Lanzy](#):
>
> Tobacco ground leaf gatherer  
> **Tobacco leaf sprayer  
> Tobacco chopper and spearer  
> Tobacco hanger**  
> Lawn maintenance  
> Chicken thief  
> Sales scammer  
> Janitor  
> Pool shark  
> Computer operator  
> Soldier  
> Computer programmer  
> Microwave Communications  
> Communications Plt Sgt  
> Military operations planner  
> IT support helpdesk  
> Systems Analyst  
> Testing Team lead  
> Systems designer  
> Senior Analyst  
> Bar Owner/DJ  
> SW Engineer Manager/Lead  
> Systems Engineer

I hear tobacco bugs are pretty fucking creepy. Is that true?

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**Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-job-career-timeline-past-to-present/498552/13 "2009-06-03T14:43:18Z")

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A lot of these overlap. I seem drawn to small family firms where I end up doing two or three disparate jobs under one paycheck.

Telemarketer  
Waitress  
Running Children’s Birthday Parties  
Assistant to Wardrobe, Blackfriar’s Theater  
Photon (Harvey - Chicago South) Manager  
Teen Dance Club Concession Stand Drone  
Costume Mistress, College Theater\*  
Newborn Nanny  
CSR, Blockbuster Video  
Manager, Blockbuster Video  
Perfume Sprayer, Hugo Boss  
Administrative Assistant, alt med clinic  
Person Who Gets Shit Done Around Here, herb and massage school\*\*  
Massage Therapist/Medicinal Herbalist  
Nanny, redux  
SAHM/babysitter

And, in two years, I get to add:  
Nurse 😃  
I feel like I’m leaving stuff out, but I can’t think what…  
\*Included design, build and archiving. And occasionally talking a bulimic college actress off the roof.

\*\*I was one of two employees. The one was the herbal pharmacist, the other was me. I did everything: designing and printing flyers, signing people up for classes, processing payroll, billing and payable for two businesses plus the personal accounts of the owners, writing student handbooks/course catalogs, getting and renewing state approval, maintaining a student database and grades, issuing transcripts, scheduling classes, changing sheets in the treatment rooms and more. And I was still working as the AA for the alt med clinic in the same building. Nearly killed me, those jobs did. Seriously.

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Retail clerk (family store)  
Medical assistant (did EKGs and drew blood for testing)  
OTB betting parlor manager  
TV technical worker  
TV sports talk show host  
Assistant manager at a Spencer Gifts  
Radio advertising sales  
Editor of directory for Human Services organization  
Information and Referral specialist  
Assistant editor for a newsletter  
Volunteer coordinator  
Software documentation  
Technical writer  
Administrative assistant for a power plan construction project  
Technical writer/computer graphic designer  
Freelance technical writer  
Desktop publishing specialist & general computer guru.  
User Services specialist  
Instructional technologist.

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**Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-job-career-timeline-past-to-present/498552/15 "2009-06-03T14:56:48Z")

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Bus Boy  
Hooters Cook  
Waiter  
Bouncer  
Substitute Teacher  
Gun Range Manager/Firearms Instructor  
Machinegun/Special Weapons Dealer, SWAT Instructor  
Dolphin Hospital Volunteer  
US ARMY

Some of those were concurrent. That’s the general timeline, though.

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I’m sure I’m leaving some out, but I remember:

Lawn Maintenance  
Orchard Maintenance  
Fast-food grill jockey  
Semi washer  
Assistant photo hut builder  
Security Guard  
Retail manager – photo  
Retail – record store  
Retail – agricultural products  
Free-lance photography  
Camper shell construction and sales  
Courier  
Courier manager  
Substitute teacher  
High School teacher

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**Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-job-career-timeline-past-to-present/498552/17 "2009-06-03T15:02:36Z")

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My sister volunteered as an addicted baby cuddler at the hospital for a while. :(🙂

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Child Care  
Cafeteria Worker  
Writing Tutor  
House Cleaner  
Environmental Scientist / Consultant  
Consultant to National Nuclear Security Administration

Still haven’t made Fire Fighter though, which at age 8 I swore up and down would be my career.

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> [@Kiber](#):
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> Still haven’t made Fire Fighter though, which at age 8 I swore up and down would be my career.

Me neither. I got as far as volunteer for a rural department. I scored well on the series of tests to qualify for the St. Louis FD, but didn’t make it in. I am likely too old now. Alas.

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**Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-job-career-timeline-past-to-present/498552/20 "2009-06-03T20:48:10Z")

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> [@Kiber](#):
>
> Child Care  
> Cafeteria Worker  
> Writing Tutor  
> House Cleaner  
> Environmental Scientist / Consultant  
> Consultant to National Nuclear Security Administration
> 
> Still haven’t made Fire Fighter though, which at age 8 I swore up and down would be my career.

I was a house cleaner, too. And I worked for a roofing company, as well.

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