I’ll do like several other posters, put in a meal and also my opinion.
Everyone has a right to life, and killing people to show that killing is wrong is an oxymoron.
My last meal: Sushi, sashimi, tempura, stir-fried rice, crab, and maybe that japanese puffer fish for a last chance to escape the noose.
Have you raised children, VB?
If not, let me assure you that there are ways around everything.
Uke
Eat enough corn, rice and beans and cabbage and diapers will make no difference. And someone has to handle the body.
Gee, I don’t think any of us expected him to say that.
Yes Ike, I have 3 children. I know there’re ways around anything. I was just pointing up that I didn’t know if they used diapers or not.
And, Arnold, I fully respect and understand your position. I don’t view the DP as much of a deterant; It just removes the animals, and ensures they’ll never hurt another person ever again. That’s good enough for me.
VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
A whole barbecued chicken, a big bowl of mashed potatoes, a caesar salad, vegetables fried in teriyaki sauce, garlic bread with cheese, fresh fruit, a chocolate sundae, 3 glasses of water, and a venetian float.
I’d be so sick I’d want to die.
That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch.
I read somewhere of a death row inmate whose theory was…“eat something that’ll make a biiig mess for them to clean up when ya die”.
His premise was that the bladder and colon/intestinal tract is voided at death and he wanted to put one last burden on “the system”.
Rich “G7SUBS”
Two of biggest porterhouses they can find, a big baked potato (if they cook it in tinfoil or the microwave I’ll throw it at 'em), big-ass extra garlicky Caesar salad, yeast rolls, fifth of Maker’s with a 2-liter of Coke to chase it, and a couple of Monte Cristos. (Yeah, I know the booze and stogies are prohibited by policy, but I’d have something to bitch about.)
Dr. J
“Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!” -Dr. Nick Riviera
I’d take a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and maybe some cheetos.
Never criticize a person until you walk a mile in their shoes… this way when you do criticize them you’ll be a mile away… oh… and you’ll have free shoes. :o)
All right, Vestal Blue, it’s a pleasure to see someone who can disagree without frothing at the mouth. Good for you! 
How do these meals work anyway? It’s not like you can choose anything. I mean, if I asked for Beluga caviar served by Janeane Garofalo, they would probably laugh in my face. I imagine you have several set menus to choose from, which is why you see several people with the same last meal.
Sorry for the spelling error. “deterrent”.
Arnold I agree, except when you do what they did, you surrender that right, in my opinion. I don’t reason with rabid animals. I shoot them.
VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
I would simply order a thirty year old bottle of Scotch. One that was bottled yesterday, so they have to wait the 30 years.
If they won’t fall for that, just a regular old 30yo bottle of Scotch, a bottle of vinatage Port, Peking Duck, Jumbo shrimp, and anything else that will
Bucky
What he said. I agree. Except about the diapers <don’t know about those>
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
If I could, I’d have 12 White Castle Hamburgers, a plate of fried clams, some sweet and sour pork, and a large Coke
Hand me that wrench. No, the one that looks like a hammer.
Sig Courtesy of Walley
Oooh, if it’s my last meal that means I don’t have to worry about cholesterol anymore, so…
Give me a bucket of Kentucky Fried chicken. Not that crispy junk, the original recipe - the kind that leaves grease dripping down your forearms. Add a couple of six-packs of beer - not the light beer I’ve gotten used to, but some good old heavy lager.
Ahhhhh… that’s worth dying for…
My last meal was almost the fish and chips at a Joes Crab Shack in Texas a couple of weeks ago. I was up a-heavin’ all night, hoping I was going to die. There is not much worse than being sick in a hotel far from home.
Red beans and rice and 2 dozen Krispy Kreme donuts. If I’m dying at midnite, I don’t need to watch my blood sugar!
What’re the guidelines? Cigarettes are no longer allowed apparently. How long before the execution do you get to eat? What’s with the whole onions?
I’d probably ask for two Maine Lobsters, melted butter, a sliced lemon, garlic bread, non-alcoholic dry white wine, four fried chicken legs, four slices of white bread, plain vanilla cheese cake, 1 liter Coca-Cola, one egg fried over-medium, one soft-boiled egg, a waffle, maple syrup, more melted butter, bacon, quart of OJ, quart of milk, 1/2 lb. of sugar, can of grease and a handful of barbiturates.
If you wanna’ gross people out, start while you’re still eating and order a big bowl of live roaches.
What’re the guidelines? Cigarettes are no longer allowed apparently. How long before the execution do you get to eat? What’s with the whole onions?
I’d probably ask for two Maine Lobsters, melted butter, a sliced lemon, garlic bread, non-alcoholic dry white wine, four fried chicken legs, four slices of white bread, plain vanilla cheese cake, 1 liter Coca-Cola, one egg fried over-medium, one soft-boiled egg, a waffle, maple syrup, more melted butter, bacon, quart of OJ, quart of milk, 1/2 lb. of sugar, can of grease and a handful of barbiturates.
If you wanna’ gross people out, start while you’re still eating and order a big bowl of live roaches.
spooje… I agree, beans,rice and all of the chocolate I can eat. I mean, at this point why should I worry about this figure. But, think I’ll have time for a quick ride on the bike?
Life is like a river, changing as it flows…
Good post-are there any statutes against a condemned man getting totally blotto? I think the most humane last meal would be a dozen manhattans/or martinis (shake, not stitted) followed by a beer chaser!