# Your last words TO THE EXTREME **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 23, 2007, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092 "2007-06-23T02:30:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Terrorcotta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@Terrorcotta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrorcotta)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2007, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/21 "2007-06-23T13:32:52Z")
[QUOTE=Barbarian] When I was hit by an 18-wheeler and thought I _was_ going to die, … [/QUOTE] I was in the same position. I had been hit a few times by semis and spun around. I opened my eyes and looked left to see another truck grill coming fast. What did I think? “So…there you have have it. Is this the end of Rico?” Not so dramatic, but I had been spun around across a few lanes of I-75 in north Atlanta at the interchange of I-285 and I wasn’t at my best. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2007, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/22 "2007-06-23T16:15:05Z")
Oscar Wilde’s last words were, “Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.” Hard to top that. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2007, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/23 "2007-06-23T16:29:06Z")
Give me a viking funeral or I’ll haunt you bastards! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2007, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/24 "2007-06-23T17:00:08Z")
_cue Spamalot_ Always look at the bright side of death ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2007, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/25 "2007-06-23T17:22:33Z")
[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000] My best friend and I have a mutually agreed on pact in the event of a zombie uprising. [/QUOTE] You need to see [this movie](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457572) (currently making limited runs in U.S. theaters; look for it). ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/26 "2007-06-23T17:56:20Z")
finally! ---
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2007, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/27 "2007-06-23T18:02:45Z")
But Scarlett…five times in a night…and the donkey…oh, ok… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/28 "2007-06-23T18:11:45Z")
I once found myself thinking I would die in a few seconds and my thought was “Nope, I still don’t believe in God”. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2007, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/29 "2007-06-23T18:22:53Z")
“HOLY FUCK! So, that’s what he meant by ‘42’!!!” …flatline… ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2007, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/30 "2007-06-23T18:50:07Z")
“You guys should really give this a try.” ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2007, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/31 "2007-06-23T19:49:11Z")
Holy Crap, Jack Chick was right! ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2007, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/32 "2007-06-23T19:56:50Z")
“Watch this!” “Oh shit!” “Look, there’s Jimi. And Aunt Jonie. And Uncle Whitey. And Smokey and Pinkie and Ralph and Shadow.” ---
**Author:** ![hawksgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@hawksgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawksgirl)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2007, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/33 "2007-06-23T19:58:42Z")
Did somebody say… Lakeport? ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2007, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/34 "2007-06-23T20:05:41Z")
When I was about to hit the ground in the plane crash I was in, and fully expecting to die, my last words were “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”. If I had time to plan it, I’d say “Aurë entuluva!” That’s Quenya for “Day shall come again”. Maybe not my day, granted. But day. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2007, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/35 "2007-06-23T21:35:21Z")
“. . . and if it’s not so, may God strike me dead!” ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2007, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/36 "2007-06-23T21:43:19Z")
Not original, somebody on the Dope posted it originally, but I’d like to use it when I die, oh, 75 years from now, and if the setup is right. “Have you made your peace with Jesus/God?” “I didn’t know we’d fought. [Buh-dum-puh.\*]” - I’d add this, well, if I had time. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2007, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/37 "2007-06-23T22:43:33Z")
“Don’t eat the salmon mousse!” ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2007, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/38 "2007-06-23T23:01:15Z")
“And now, you’ll never know where I planted the explosives. HA-HA-HAAA!” The above is a “joke”. A witticism, intended to engender yucks. Humor-impaired Mods should not confuse it with anything else. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2007, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/39 "2007-06-23T23:02:11Z")
[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan] When I was about to hit the ground in the plane crash I was in, and fully expecting to die, my last words were “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”. If I had time to plan it, I’d say “Aurë entuluva!” That’s Quenya for “Day shall come again”. [/QUOTE] Ah hell, no you wouldn’t. It’d be another “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2007, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/40 "2007-06-23T23:02:45Z")
"F\*ckin’ Commie pinko bastards! . . . " “G-ddamn Talibaaaaaaaahn!” and given that last one. . . “Khaaaaaaan! Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!” Tripler Or my favorite, _“I shot Tony Sopranoooooo . . . .!”_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092.md?page=3)