# Your last words TO THE EXTREME **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 23, 2007, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092 "2007-06-23T02:30:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ms.Pumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a87d85/32.png) [@Ms.Pumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms.Pumpkin)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2007, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/41 "2007-06-24T01:54:26Z")
When I got in my car accident, the last words I spoke before being hit by the truck and spun around like a top were “Oh, SHIT!” I hope I can do better than that when the time comes. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2007, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/42 "2007-06-24T02:02:44Z")
“For hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!” ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2007, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/43 "2007-06-24T02:04:32Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] “Don’t eat the salmon mousse!” [/QUOTE] Or, better still: “Don’t eat the [_cough_] . . . Don’t eat the [_cough_] [_cough_] [flatlines]!” ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2007, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/44 "2007-06-24T02:09:20Z")
Peace be with you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2007, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/45 "2007-06-24T03:16:46Z")
[QUOTE=Ms. Pumpkin] When I got in my car accident, the last words I spoke before being hit by the truck and spun around like a top were “Oh, SHIT!” I hope I can do better than that when the time comes. [/QUOTE] I’ve read that cockpit voice recorders capture those particular last words more than any others. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2007, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/46 "2007-06-24T04:47:35Z")
“Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast.” ---
**Author:** ![Alistair\_McCello](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/58956e/32.png) [@Alistair\_McCello](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alistair_McCello)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2007, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/47 "2007-06-24T05:07:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Your number comes up. You are around friends or strangers. But, c’mon, you’re not going to say “Tell my mother, I loved her”, you’re not going to quote Shakesphere. See, I totally plan on quoting Shakespeare, or some other poet or author. At the moment I think I would go with Shelly’s ``` My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair! ``` ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2007, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/48 "2007-06-24T12:38:56Z")
me: “Who?-- [hacking cough]” them: “yes, grandpa?” me: “Whooo?-- [hacking cough]” them: “yes, grandpa, we’re with you now… it’s okay… [sobs]” “Whoooo… put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong? Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop? Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip? Who… [hacking cough] Who was that man?!” …flatline… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2007, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/49 "2007-06-24T20:38:27Z")
“I can see it all clearly now… Cecil… is… GOD!!!” ::smack myself in the head:: “I coulda had a V8!” “Top o’ the world, Ma!” “At last I can finally ask Amelia Earhart, Judge Crater and Jimmy Hoffa what really happened…” ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2007, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/50 "2007-06-24T21:20:36Z")
Gimme a pen and paper. I just figured out the Grand Unification Theorum. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2007, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/51 "2007-06-24T23:12:52Z")
[QUOTE=BJMoose] I just figured out the Grand Unification Theorum. [/QUOTE] Alas, there is insufficient space in my bedpan to express it. ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2007, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/52 "2007-06-24T23:31:29Z")
“I’m going to kick Satan’s ASS!” ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/53 "2007-06-25T00:40:05Z")
[QUOTE=Captain\_C] “With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!” [/QUOTE] Oooh, good one. Can I borrow it? The thing is, it’ll crack my wife up. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/54 "2007-06-25T02:13:29Z")
“What’s next?” ---
**Author:** ![Fuzzy\_Wombats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Fuzzy\_Wombats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuzzy_Wombats)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/55 "2007-06-25T03:20:02Z")
See you tomorrow! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/56 "2007-06-25T03:34:02Z")
Nobody touch my beer. I’ll be back. ---
**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/57 "2007-06-25T04:24:09Z")
Bye, Opal! Actually, wouldn’t it be embarrasing to have a great last quote, then…waiting…silence…a bunch of people look at each other …“Is he…” “No, no, not yet…” More waiting. Someone coughs. Shuffling of feet. “Now?” “No, still alive…” Me:“Jeez, I’m sorry guys, I thought that was it. Umm…can we just pretend what you just heard was the last thing…and then when I do…you know…yeah. Could someone hand me my juice box?” ---
**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/58 "2007-06-25T05:48:58Z")
I always wanted to say, “The gold … is in the …” And then die. Just to give my kids something to do for a while. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/59 "2007-06-25T05:49:31Z")
"I see it now . … beyond death . . . he **comes**. . . Tell ! Tell EVERYONE ! LOVECRAFT WASN"T WRITING FICTION ! YOG-SOTHOTH COMES - **URRRRGH ! !**" \< dies \> ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/60 "2007-06-25T07:32:36Z")
> [@](#): > > **Captain\_C** wrote: > “With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!” In a similair vein… “Goodbye, cruel world! Goodbye, cruel lamp! Goodbye, cruel velvet curtains with the gold cords and cute little pompons on the end, cruel though they be…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092.md?page=4)