# Your last words TO THE EXTREME **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 23, 2007, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092 "2007-06-23T02:30:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/61 "2007-06-25T08:40:41Z")
Uhm… many many years ago, when my rear left tire exploded and I narrowly managed to avoid hitting the concrete pillar head-on, scraping the whole driver’s side against it instead, my dialogue was along the lines of “ostiastiatiaOSSSSTIADIOooOOooSTIA! Copón ¡DIOS!” By Spanish-Catholic standards that counts as fervent prayer, not taking the Lord’s name in vain, eh! (ostia is the Holy Host, Copón the Cup of Holy Wine as well as the nickname for the Ace of Cups but you can bet I wasn’t thinking of card games, and Dios is God) ---
**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/62 "2007-06-25T08:44:03Z")
Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit I’m gonna dieeeeeeeeee… Si ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/63 "2007-06-25T09:19:21Z")
“I am just going outside and may be some time.” - Titus Oates. Those last words have always stayed with me: They admit death but don’t surrender to it, and they perform the task of conveying useful information. As for myself, when I think I’m in a hairy situation I make bad jokes while I look around me for tools. My normal interior monologue goes into overdrive and I am, at heart, a second-rate Shecky Greene. ---
**Author:** ![Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/64 "2007-06-25T09:34:22Z")
When I eventually pass away, I would like to yell just like Goofy when he falls down from very high places yahooooooooohohohohohooo (even if I end up a 101 year old frolicking coot in a rockingchair pinching nurses) ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/65 "2007-06-25T13:29:19Z")
“14 k of g in a f p d? Why, it’s obvious:” _flatline_ ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/66 "2007-06-25T13:33:14Z")
“Again with the vagina?” ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/67 "2007-06-25T14:02:32Z")
“All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me!” or if Mrs. Montoya is present: “You know, I never really loved you.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/68 "2007-06-25T14:05:26Z")
\*\*[Schwartzeneggar]I’ll be back[/Schwartzeneggar] I’m dead, Jim! Which ones get into Heaven – the Sheep or the Goats? Xenu? St. Peter only takes Exact Change?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/69 "2007-06-25T14:35:26Z")
Hold on a moment… How many Dopers have actually been hit by 18 wheelers, and why the hell aren’t you pushing up daisies? I suppose the above works well enough for my last words. ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/70 "2007-06-25T14:52:03Z")
This must be Thursday. I never did get the hang of Thursdays… ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/71 "2007-06-25T14:59:04Z")
Lift my head off the pillow, fix my eye on a loved one, and say slowly… “My _balls_ hurt.” Flop. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/72 "2007-06-25T15:05:52Z")
“I… I… finally figured out how to find… Donald Eugene Ivens…” > **[found wallet from the 70's](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=403719)** > > While doing construction at my house, workers opened up a wall and found a guy’s wallet dating to 1975. Apparently he was a worker there, left it on a stud and the wall got sealed up without him knowing about it. No, there are no bodies here. I... ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/73 "2007-06-25T15:07:04Z")
Hey, it’s Andy Gibb. And the Bay City Rollers! These aren’t my pants… ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/74 "2007-06-25T16:22:05Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] Xenu? [/QUOTE] Xenu is not the Scientology God; he’s the Devil figure. ---
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/75 "2007-06-25T16:40:29Z")
[QUOTE=Kotick] When I eventually pass away, I would like to yell just like Goofy when he falls down from very high places yahooooooooohohohohohooo (even if I end up a 101 year old frolicking coot in a rockingchair pinching nurses) [/QUOTE] That’s it! And I do hope that you say it when you are 101. 😉 It would really only work at that age, anyway. Me? My last works might be: Pez and orange soda totally rocks! Rock on! ---
**Author:** ![Boulter\_s\_Canary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Boulter\_s\_Canary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boulter_s_Canary)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/76 "2007-06-25T16:45:58Z")
An oldie but goodie: “You dirty rotten swine, you deaded me!” ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/77 "2007-06-25T16:55:42Z")
No trekkies want to go with “It was fun… Oh my?” 😃 Me, I think I’d like to say “I SEE THE FNORDS!” ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/78 "2007-06-25T17:26:26Z")
“My God! It’s full of stars!” ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/79 "2007-06-25T17:47:59Z")
“What? What’s that? The smell of sulfer? Oh god. The heat. THE HEAT! AHHH! The eternal sorrow… SUCH DISPAIR. no, oh no… not there. NOT THERE!!! FORGIVE ME LORD!!! AHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” …flatline… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092/80 "2007-06-25T19:01:42Z")
[QUOTE=Marley23] No trekkies want to go with “It was fun… Oh my?”… [/QUOTE] Trekkers, please. And I always thought James T. should just have sighed “Edith…” before he died. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-last-words-to-the-extreme/409092.md?page=5)