# Your Life. In Chart Form

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-life-in-chart-form/968288
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 20, 2022, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-life-in-chart-form/968288 "2022-07-20T23:01:42Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author: ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2022, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-life-in-chart-form/968288/1 "2022-07-20T23:01:42Z")

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I enjoyed this tidbit from Bored Panda. Some amusing charts from someone who clearly has too much time on their hands.

> **[Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives, And Here Are 30 Of...](https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-relatable-charts-matt-shirley/)**
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> Matt Shirley is a legend, a visual genius, and a master of social insight. Odds are, you've seen at least of his charts online.

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### Author: ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2022, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-life-in-chart-form/968288/2 "2022-07-21T00:22:24Z")

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That’s quite accurate. Thanks!

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### Author: ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2022, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-life-in-chart-form/968288/3 "2022-07-21T01:53:32Z")

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Wait until he gets old. More charts.

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### Author: ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2022, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-life-in-chart-form/968288/4 "2022-07-21T01:53:39Z")

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I liked this one too. But I’m not sure I believe a few of them, and don’t remember seeing a 128 year old in Guinness…. But it is worth it just for some excellent photos and stories. Plus it is quite funny.

> **[50 Random Facts That Sound Super Weird But Are Totally True, As Shared By...](https://www.boredpanda.com/daily-weird-interesting-history-facts/)**
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> Curiosity and learning never go out of style. No matter the year. No matter the season.

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### Author: ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2022, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-life-in-chart-form/968288/5 "2022-07-21T02:06:54Z")

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Those are entertaining, thanks. I don’t t think I’ve seen his charts before.

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### Author: ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2022, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-life-in-chart-form/968288/6 "2022-07-21T12:18:15Z")

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Those are great. That guy could have been me when I was younger.

> [@panache45](#):
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> Wait until he gets old. More charts.

Yeah, right? I thought of one. My social anxiety used to be pretty high like the chart guy’s seems to be, but as I get older it’s decreased dramatically as my dontgiveafuckitude set in when I finally realized most people are as screwed up as me or worse. Now I worry about other things…

Timeline chart from my 20s to 50s:

Social anxiety: (line that starts high and goes down at 45 degree angle)

Anxiety over ordinary things like climbing ladders: (line that starts low and goes up at 45 degree angle)

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### Author: ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2022, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-life-in-chart-form/968288/7 "2022-07-21T21:16:47Z")

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> [@solost](#):
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> My social anxiety used to be pretty high like the chart guy’s seems to be, but as I get older it’s decreased dramatically as my dontgiveafuckitude set in when I finally realized most people are as screwed up as me or worse.

Me. Yep. I figured it out.

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### Author: ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2022, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-life-in-chart-form/968288/8 "2022-07-22T13:16:15Z")

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The guy has problems designing and labeling Venn diagrams but I must say the one at #15 is quite apt for us.

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### Author: ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2022, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-life-in-chart-form/968288/9 "2022-07-22T17:19:42Z")

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#5 describes our recent move perfectly. Combine #5 with prepping and selling your house at the same time and you have a recipe for suicide. Combine both of those with moving into the new place and realizing you haven’t enough room for all that shit, and you have a murderous rampage in your future.
