# YOUR misheard lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-misheard-lyrics/727166>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** music\
**Created:** [August 6, 2015, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-misheard-lyrics/727166 "2015-08-06T16:34:19Z")\
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**Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-misheard-lyrics/727166/561 "2025-10-26T21:05:29Z")

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From “Moon Over Parma” (the original _Drew Carey Show_ theme):

Actual lyrics: “Moon over Parma, bring my love to me tonight”

I heard: “Moon rover [beat] I’ll bring my love to me tonight”

(I had a vague idea that it was meant to be a pun on “Moon River.”)

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**Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-misheard-lyrics/727166/562 "2025-10-26T21:19:15Z")

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> [@saucywench](#):
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> Actual actual lyrics…
> 
> “I just walked in to find you here  
> with that sad look upon your face.”

I think Cake changed it in their cover.

(Warning: This cover is a dramatic departure from the original. Once you get past that you may find it’s pretty awesome. Especially the trumpet interlude.)

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/f9rCUQjmkxU/maxresdefault.jpg "CAKE - I Will Survive (Official HD Video)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9rCUQjmkxU)

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**Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-misheard-lyrics/727166/563 "2025-10-26T21:45:27Z")

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I think you’re right they changed some lyrics in that version, but they also seem to be bleeping out stuff.

The first Cake music I bought was _Fashion Nugget_. I think it was a cassette. “I Will Survive” was on it. Is the above version the the one I have?

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**Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-misheard-lyrics/727166/564 "2025-10-26T22:03:47Z")

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> [@saucywench](#):
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> The first Cake music I bought was _Fashion Nugget_. I think it was a cassette. “I Will Survive” was on it. Is the above version the the one I have?

I believe so.

They bleeped out the word “fucking.”

Because they changed the lyric to “I should have changed my fuckin’ lock…”

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**Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-misheard-lyrics/727166/565 "2025-10-26T22:11:38Z")

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I always sang it, “I should have changed that fucking lock” and I’ve never heard Cake’s version. I like Cake. I’m go give it a listen.

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-misheard-lyrics/727166/566 "2025-10-26T22:14:45Z")

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I have four of their albums, not the first or last ones. I have them all somewhere. I think more than one are on cassettes, the rest CDs.

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**Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-misheard-lyrics/727166/567 "2025-10-26T22:21:02Z")

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Do you still have a cassette player?

Cassettes were it when I was a little kid. One year my uncle handed me a wrapped Christmas present and told me he was gifting me “a box full of air.”

It turned out to be a cassette holder.

I don’t have any cassettes any more, though.

Do you remember pocket rockers? Those teeny tiny cassettes with the portable handheld radios? One track on each side. I had Tiffany.

But I digress.

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**Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-misheard-lyrics/727166/568 "2025-10-27T00:12:58Z")

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I do have a cassette player with a stereo system, but it’s all bubble wrapped and climate-controlled. Not set up. I do have one of those faux table top jukeboxes with a cassette player, but I never played my cassettes on it. It was hard on them. Used it in the kitchen for the radio.

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**Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-misheard-lyrics/727166/569 "2025-10-27T00:18:06Z")

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The first music I bought was on a 45. Pocket Rockers were after my time. I still have all my cassettes, except one, Rush’s _2112_. That one was eaten by one of my car cassette players.

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**Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-misheard-lyrics/727166/570 "2025-10-27T12:04:30Z")

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I feel like I’m on the FuckI’mOld subreddit!

We are moving 400 miles away and, in the process, I donated 5 plastic cassette holders full up with cassettes to Savers (like Salvation Army but without taking advantage of the poor). I also had a round ball-like personal radio but really wanted on of those wrist type dealies but never got one.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled thread–

What I heard:  
Cuz it gets me no where to tell you ‘no’  
And it gets me no where to make you grow  
Would a little more love make you self-dependent?  
Would a little more love make a happy ending?  
Would a little more love make it right?

I thought Olivia Newton-John (always known to my friends as Olivia Neutron-Bomb) was calling out her boyfriend’s mother on not raising him right.

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**Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-misheard-lyrics/727166/571 "2025-10-27T16:14:12Z")

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What’s the song?

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**Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-misheard-lyrics/727166/572 "2025-10-27T16:23:20Z")

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A Little More Love by Olivia Newton-John.

Also, I mistyped my misheard lyric. It’s: Will a little more love make you independent.

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**Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-misheard-lyrics/727166/573 "2025-10-27T16:28:59Z")

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Listened to Jesus of Suburbia by Green Day just for the hell of it, then looked up the lyrics. Boy, that clarified a lot.

Anyway.

I thought it was

Cuz I’m in the eye  
Of this hurricane of fucking lies

But it’s

_And I leave behind_  
_This hurricane of fucking lies_

Which makes more sense, but I liked mine, too. I’ve always loved this song for perfectly capturing the zeitgeist of my generation (elder Millenial, Gen X.) Now that I can see it’s about leaving your shitty hometown and shitty home life, I love it even more.

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**Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-misheard-lyrics/727166/574 "2025-10-27T17:01:47Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> A Little More Love by Olivia Newton-John.

Thanks. I’m not familiar with that one.

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**Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-misheard-lyrics/727166/575 "2025-10-27T17:37:25Z")

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I just found out, thanks to the digital readout on the car dash, that the lyric is “Let my love open the door” and not “Delilah open the door.” So Townshend went from a creepy ex to a lovelorn man.

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**Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-misheard-lyrics/727166/576 "2025-10-27T23:47:43Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> I thought it was
> 
> Cuz I’m in the eye  
> Of this hurricane of fucking lies
> 
> But it’s
> 
> _And I leave behind_  
> _This hurricane of fucking lies_
> 
> Which makes more sense, but I liked mine, too. I’ve always loved this song for perfectly capturing the zeitgeist of my generation (elder Millenial, Gen X.) Now that I can see it’s about leaving your shitty hometown and shitty home life, I love it even more.

I hate it when a fan’s version is better than the artist’s, who missed a wide-open metaphor or other cleverer turn of phrase or such.

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**Post date:** [October 28, 2025, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-misheard-lyrics/727166/577 "2025-10-28T00:01:56Z")

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Hot Rod Lincoln. Lyrics:

_"With a four-barrel carb and a dual exhaust_  
_With 4.11 gears, you can really get lost_"

I always (mis)heard it as:

With a four-barrel carb and a dual exhaust  
With **lovin’** gears, you can really get lost

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**Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-misheard-lyrics/727166/578 "2025-11-06T19:33:33Z")

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From “New Song” by The Who

Nothing really ever changes, my friend  
_ **New lamps for old, new lamps for old** _

I always heard the line as “new **laughs** for old” – which doesn’t make much sense, though I got the gist of what Pete meant. I got clued in to the correct line the other day looking at the lyric sheet from the Who Are You box set.

Turns out “new lamps for old” is from the story of Aladdin, where a sorcerer acquires the old (magic) lamp in exchange for a new, non-magic one.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2025, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-misheard-lyrics/727166/579 "2025-11-13T14:59:53Z")

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“in the meadow we can build a snowman, and pretend the leaves are parched and brown…”

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**Post date:** [November 14, 2025, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-misheard-lyrics/727166/580 "2025-11-14T04:33:04Z")

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A minor one for the gales of November. I just realized that the line in Edmond Fitzgerald is ‘that good ship, and true, was a bone to be chewed.’ All these years I thought it was good ship and _crew_.

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