# Your mom asks you "What's bukkake?" What do you answer with? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 14, 2016, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012 "2016-03-14T21:15:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/21 "2016-03-14T22:39:50Z")
Simple, uncensored clinical description. When I was a kid, my parents answered all sorts of embarrassing questions that way. To paraphrase Mom’s words back then… better she learns it from me than on the street! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/22 "2016-03-14T22:52:03Z")
> [@BrassyPhrase](#): > > That’s brukkokli! > > And i love it! Smothered in sauce! Well, in a way, so is bukkake… I’ll get me hat… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/23 "2016-03-14T22:55:27Z")
“Funny you should ask, Mom, because I was just watching a Japanese news show on that very topic.” ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/24 "2016-03-14T23:08:45Z")
> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#): > > I think the takeaway is that playing Cards Against Humanity _with your mother_ is probably uneven ground. QFT. Never play CAH with your mother unless you’re ready to explain what bukkake is, kids. ---
**Author:** ![BrassyPhrase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea666f/32.png) [@BrassyPhrase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrassyPhrase)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/25 "2016-03-14T23:29:57Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > QFT. > > Never play CAH with your mother unless you’re ready to explain what bukkake is, kids. I think it’s more “Never play CAH with your mother unless you’re ready for her to explain it to YOU and show you pictures”. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/26 "2016-03-14T23:37:26Z")
“Cum on, are you jerking me around?” ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/27 "2016-03-14T23:39:34Z")
Having a “birds and bee” talk with your parents is never easy. However, bukkake shouldn’t be that difficult. I am sure you can explain it in terms she can relate to. Maybe she has only played singles matches rather than full team tournaments but the basic idea is easy enough for most parents to grasp. Who knows, maybe she was once in a wild sorority and already understands the concept perfectly but just doesn’t know the Japanese translation for it. It is more obscure terms like ‘felching’ that you should dread. ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/28 "2016-03-14T23:41:03Z")
“You know when that guy was in redecorating your living room? And his radio was all splattered with bits of paint and paste? Weeell, bukkake is a bit like that, Mum” ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/29 "2016-03-14T23:46:06Z")
This weekend, my mother asked me if it’s true that some men shave their block and tackle. Once I had to (unsuccessfully) try to convince her that some wives give their husbands blowjobs. She thought that’s why men went to prostitutes - for blowjobs. I don’t think she’s ready for bukkake. I think I’d say, “Japanese porn,” and leave it at that. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/30 "2016-03-14T23:48:48Z")
“It means “Bundt cake” in Finnish.” ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/31 "2016-03-14T23:50:41Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > Playing Cards Against Humanity with the family last night. One white card reads “Bukkake”. Mom then proceeds to ask me “What’s that?” > > I’m not often left speechless, but I was then. I would be so ecstatic that she was alive that I would forget to be embarrassed. Anyway, I’d say it was a form of pornography. That would be enough to deter her from inquiring further. On the off chance that she wanted more information, I would simply lie. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/32 "2016-03-14T23:53:16Z")
I’d say “It’s a porn thing, Mom.” ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/33 "2016-03-14T23:55:00Z")
um… “Go ask your father.” ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/34 "2016-03-15T00:11:16Z")
“Goes on laptop. Opens password protected folder. Opens sub folder. Opens sub-sub folder. Opens sub-sub-sub folder. Shows it to mom.” ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/35 "2016-03-15T00:13:15Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > I would be so ecstatic that she was alive that I would forget to be embarrassed. > Anyway, I’d say it was a form of pornography. That would be enough to deter her from inquiring further. On the off chance that she wanted more information, I would simply lie. Are you doing better? Last I heard you were in the hospital. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/36 "2016-03-15T00:17:12Z")
“It’s like a pearl necklace for the face.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/37 "2016-03-15T00:18:45Z")
> [@Wesley\_Clark](#): > > Are you doing better? Last I heard you were in the hospital. He got better. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19162257&postcount=142](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19162257&postcount=142) ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/38 "2016-03-15T00:21:07Z")
Well, I went and looked it up and am puzzled. Guess I don’t understand how something like that is a turnon to some people. Where’s the pleasure? Sex is great when there is trust, love or affection between people. Bukkake just sounds messy. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/39 "2016-03-15T00:24:50Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > Well, I went and looked it up and am puzzled. Guess I don’t understand how something like that is a turnon to some people. Where’s the pleasure? Sex is great when there is trust, love or affection between people. Bukkake just sounds messy. Different strokes for different folks ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/40 "2016-03-15T00:31:28Z")
‘It’s a Japanese word that means “splash”, often used to describe a style of noodles. In English, its use is far less culinary, and more pornographic. Do not ask me to be more specific.’ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012.md?page=3)