# Your mom asks you "What's bukkake?" What do you answer with? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 14, 2016, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012 "2016-03-14T21:15:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/41 "2016-03-15T00:39:03Z")
Either “I don’t know” or “It’s a type of porn.” I doubt she would want or expect any more details than that. If she asked how I knew what it was, I’d tell her (honestly) “It’s something gross people make jokes about on the Internet.” I caught a genuine Freudian slip while typing the above – I originally wrote “It’s comething”! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/42 "2016-03-15T01:07:13Z")
> [@Sage\_Rat](#): > > I’d say that “kakeru” means to “cover” or “splatter”. And then you add a “bu” to the start to emphasize the action, like adding ker to ker-splat or ka to ka-pow. So it’s ga-splatter, and **it involves a bunch of men and one woman** … (bolding added) You know, sometimes it’s a bunch of men and… one man. Just to keep the record straight (so to speak). ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/43 "2016-03-15T01:17:07Z")
> [@Sage\_Rat](#): > > So it’s ga-splatter, and it involves a bunch of men and one woman… > [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > You know, sometimes it’s a bunch of men and… one man. Just to keep the record straight (so to speak). And there is also such a thing as “lesbian bukkake” with all women, and “reverse bukkake” with many women and one man. So basically, it’s an all-inclusive activity. ---
**Author:** ![coremelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@coremelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coremelt)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/44 "2016-03-15T01:20:25Z")
I’d show her the sexy losers webcomic and let her read along until she figures it out. No not going to link it, its extremely NSFW, go google it you perverts. ---
**Author:** ![Backwater\_Under\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba8739/32.png) [@Backwater\_Under\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Backwater_Under_Duck)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/45 "2016-03-15T01:24:32Z")
As Mr. Natural would say: _If you don’t know by now lady, don’t mess with it._ ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/46 "2016-03-15T01:28:38Z")
Damnit. I had to Google it. Just had to. Couldn’t leave well enough alone. :smack: Yeah, Japanese porn term is about the best I could do. I think at that point my parents would be looking for holy water to cleanse themselves and gasoline to burn the cards. Note to self - do not play CAH with parents. Or kids. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/47 "2016-03-15T01:36:26Z")
“Are you familiar with Jackson Pollock?” ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/48 "2016-03-15T01:47:43Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > Well, I went and looked it up and am puzzled. Guess I don’t understand how something like that is a turnon to some people. Where’s the pleasure? Sex is great when there is trust, love or affection between people. Bukkake just sounds messy. What’s not sexy about an apathetic young woman dressed as a flight attendant kneeling on an exercise mat and grimacing as an indistinguishable series of disembodied, pixelated smears drip goo into her clenched eye sockets? ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/49 "2016-03-15T02:03:05Z")
> [@ddsun](#): > > Note to self - do not play CAH with parents. Or kids. I once won with the following combination, playing against my son: > [@](#): > > You haven’t truly lived until you’ve experienced [an Oedipus Complex] with [my worthless son]. And that was one of the cleanest combos of the night. (There was much arguing on the topic of which order the cards worked best in.) ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/50 "2016-03-15T02:37:26Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > Different strokes for different folks Literally, in this case. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/51 "2016-03-15T02:58:32Z")
> [@Wesley\_Clark](#): > > Are you doing better? Last I heard you were in the hospital. OUtof ths hospital almost a week now. I haven’t gone back to work yet. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/52 "2016-03-15T03:13:46Z")
It would probably go something like this: Ma: What’s bukkake? Me: you don’t know? Ma: no, I don’t know. Me: have you been living under a rock or something? Ma: yes, I have been living under a rock. What is it? Me: it’s a kind of Japanese porn where a bunch of guys stand around choking their chickens until they come all over some lady’s face. Ma: and how exactly do you think I would have known about THAT? Me: you know everything. Ma: well, it wasn’t invented yet back in my day. Me: masturbation wasn’t invented? Ma: what I really want to know is this: who’s the poor schlepper who has to clean up? (She turned 74 yesterday) ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/53 "2016-03-15T03:21:49Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > And there is also such a thing as “lesbian bukkake” with all women, and “reverse bukkake” with many women and one man. So basically, it’s an all-inclusive activity. I presume you mean women with the dildos that ejaculate fake semen? ---
**Author:** ![BrassyPhrase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea666f/32.png) [@BrassyPhrase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrassyPhrase)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/54 "2016-03-15T03:27:57Z")
**Green Bean** I think I love your mother! ---
**Author:** ![stui\_magpie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stui_magpie/32/11010_2.png) [@stui\_magpie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stui_magpie)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/55 "2016-03-15T03:41:36Z")
I knew what Bukkake is but I had to google “Cards against humanity” :o If my mum asked, my answer would be “you don’t want to know, it’s a porn thing” ---
**Author:** ![GinoC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f4b2a3/32.png) [@GinoC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GinoC)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/56 "2016-03-15T03:58:55Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > Having a “birds and bee” talk with your parents is never easy. However, bukkake shouldn’t be that difficult. I am sure you can explain it in terms she can relate to. Maybe she has only played singles matches rather than full team tournaments but the basic idea is easy enough for most parents to grasp. Who knows, maybe she was once in a wild sorority and already understands the concept perfectly but just doesn’t know the Japanese translation for it. > > It is more obscure terms like ‘felching’ that you should dread. A friend told me how he was explaining what felching was to his wife and went on about the tubes and the mice. I explained what it really was and he replied, “there’s no way on earth I can tell her that!”. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/57 "2016-03-15T04:57:00Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > Guess I don’t understand how something like that is a turnon to some people. There are some extremely common and vanilla things about sex that don’t turn me on and I just don’t “get”. And then there are some weird niche things that I do like\*. The world can be a weird and wonderful place. \*_Please don’t ask_ ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/58 "2016-03-15T05:31:42Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Never play CAH with your mother unless you’re ready to explain what bukkake is, kids. This is why I stick with Fluxx. The only thing I’ve had to explain to my mother is the difference between a Goal and a Keeper. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/59 "2016-03-15T06:40:06Z")
“You don’t want to know. Trust me on this.” ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/60 "2016-03-15T07:38:34Z")
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