# Your mom asks you "What's bukkake?" What do you answer with? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 14, 2016, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012 "2016-03-14T21:15:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/61 "2016-03-15T11:21:28Z")
> [@Sage\_Rat](#): > > I presume you mean women with the dildos that ejaculate fake semen? No… it’s also called “squirt bukkake”. Female ejaculation is certainly a real thing, although I suspect in those videos it’s mostly or entirely actually urine. At least they drink a lot of water so it comes out clear and not yellow. ---
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/62 "2016-03-15T13:38:17Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > Different strokes for different folks Sometimes literally:D I could talk to my Mom about anything, I could talk to my Dad about anything [and frequently did] just not with them both in the same room. They were the older generation that had issues with discussing sexual matters with someone either not of their gender or not of their generation, but we did have a level of trust, but I couldn’t discuss sex with both of them at the same time, they were more embarassed to be holding that kind of discussion and seen as breaking either the gender or generational taboos at the same time. Don’t ask me, I thought it was silly myself, but at least I could separate them and discuss serious issues, I had a number of friends who couldn’t discuss anything sexual with either parent \ I am a proponent of sex ed in schools with well informed teaching staff so the teen can discuss anything without repercussion or embarassment. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/63 "2016-03-15T16:32:47Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#): > > Ma: what I really want to know is this: who’s the poor schlepper who has to clean up? And my mother would wonder if a thank-you note was expected. And by whom, to whom. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/64 "2016-03-15T16:35:50Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > Playing Cards Against Humanity with the family last night. One white card reads “Bukkake”. Mom then proceeds to ask me “What’s that?” > > I’m not often left speechless, but I was then. You know at this point she’s a little too old for you to lie to her, just tell her the truth 🆒😃 ---
**Author:** ![TheFaerie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@TheFaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFaerie)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/65 "2016-03-15T16:43:28Z")
A while back Anthony Bourdain did a show in Japan and made an on-air reference to bukkake. I nearly fell off the couch laughing. My husband, bless his little vanilla heart, had no idea what was so funny so I had to explain it to him. I’ve always wondered how many little old ladies googled the word that day. ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/66 "2016-03-15T17:38:16Z")
This thread makes me think of [this video,](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRBAZJ4lF0U) in which three grandmas smoke pot and then play Cards Against Humanity. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/67 "2016-03-15T18:32:11Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > “It’s like a pearl necklace for the face.” Actually, more like a whole pile of pearl necklaces for the face. My mom’s 89 and has dementia, and right now I’m seeing the silver lining: she’ll never ask me this question, and if she did, she wouldn’t remember the conversation a minute later anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/68 "2016-03-15T19:09:03Z")
I’d say something like “you masturbate and ejeculate on the woman face”. She’d go “Gross” We’d continue. A couple of months ago I had to explain to a colleague (mid-70s) what a dirty sanchez was, so, bukkake is nuthin’. ---
**Author:** ![Kinthalis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kinthalis/32/16084_2.png) [@Kinthalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kinthalis)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/69 "2016-03-15T20:16:14Z")
> [@GinoC](#): > > A friend told me how he was explaining what felching was to his wife and went on about the tubes and the mice. I explained what it really was and he replied, “there’s no way on earth I can tell her that!”. Wait, what? It’s not about the tubes and the mice?? ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/70 "2016-03-15T20:28:48Z")
> [@Kinthalis](#): > > Wait, what? It’s not about the tubes and the mice?? Wait, what tubes and mice? ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/71 "2016-03-15T20:38:10Z")
> [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](#): > > I’d say something like “you masturbate and ejeculate on the woman face”. > She’d go “Gross” > We’d continue. > > A couple of months ago I had to explain to a colleague (mid-70s) what a dirty sanchez was, so, bukkake is nuthin’. More like a “group of men.” I don’t think one man, one woman can be bukkake. (Or one man and another man.) ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/72 "2016-03-15T20:47:35Z")
> [@pulykamell](#): > > More like a “group of men.” I don’t think one man, one woman can be bukkake. It can be, if she’s _really_ patient. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/73 "2016-03-15T20:55:34Z")
Good thing you weren’t playing _Risk_! I’d hate to have to explain _Kamchatka_! ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/74 "2016-03-15T22:19:23Z")
“Its like when it’s raining really hard and you don’t have an umbrella. Only with sperm.” ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/75 "2016-03-15T22:45:26Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > And my mother would wonder if a thank-you note was expected. And by whom, to whom. > > Regards, > Shodan Sounds like the subject of a really awkward Miss Manners column. Or a really good one. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/76 "2016-03-15T23:57:52Z")
> [@TheFaerie](#): > > A while back Anthony Bourdain did a show in Japan and made an on-air reference to bukkake. I hope it wasn’t in reference to [shirako.](http://www.travelandleisure.com/slideshows/worlds-strangest-national-dishes/2) ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/77 "2016-03-16T00:28:58Z")
> [@aruvqan](#): > > I could talk to my Mom about anything, I could talk to my Dad about anything [and frequently did] just not with them both in the same room. They were the older generation that had issues with discussing sexual matters with someone either not of their gender or not of their generation, but we did have a level of trust, but I couldn’t discuss sex with both of them at the same time, they were more embarassed to be holding that kind of discussion and seen as breaking either the gender or generational taboos at the same time. In the 2002 movie [_Evelyn_](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0298856/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1), the titular character, a young girl, is placed in a Catholic-run orphanage. When she is shown to her bed in the dorm, she lies face-down. The nun immediately forces her to lie face-up, with her arms on top of the covers, telling her, “We don’t want to tempt the Devil!” I was watching the movie with my mom and stepdad, and my mom was completely baffled by that scene. I didn’t have the heart/courage to tell her that, “We don’t want to tempt the Devil” was a euphemism for, “we don’t want you masturbating”. (OTOH, watching that scene made me suddenly realize why children in old comic strips were always drawn sleeping that way. I thought it was odd as a kid myself, because I certainly never slept with my arms outside the covers.) ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/78 "2016-03-16T01:16:06Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > There are some extremely common and vanilla things about sex that don’t turn me on and I just don’t “get”. And then there are some weird niche things that I do like\*. > > The world can be a weird and wonderful place. > > \*_Please don’t ask_ Aren’t you a Kiwi? If so, that’s an honorary Brit, so I’m going to guess “spanking.” ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/79 "2016-03-16T01:37:00Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > Well, I went and looked it up and am puzzled. Guess I don’t understand how something like that is a turnon to some people. Where’s the pleasure? Sex is great when there is trust, love or affection between people. Seriously, tho… ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/80 "2016-03-16T01:45:30Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Aren’t you a Kiwi? If so, that’s an honorary Brit, so I’m going to guess “spanking.” A good guess. No. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012.md?page=5)