# Your mom asks you "What's bukkake?" What do you answer with? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 14, 2016, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012 "2016-03-14T21:15:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/81 "2016-03-16T01:49:27Z")
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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/82 "2016-03-16T15:02:11Z")
“It’s a sex thing”. I can already imagine my mother’s pursued lips of disapproval. That would be the last time we ever played such a game in the house, and if they were somehow hers, they’d be in the trash that night. ---
**Author:** ![kbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4491bb/32.png) [@kbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kbear)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/83 "2016-03-16T15:10:24Z")
My takeaway from this is that maybe I should remove Cards of Humanity from my daughter’s (18th) birthday wish list? ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/84 "2016-03-16T15:12:59Z")
> [@kbear](#): > > My takeaway from this is that maybe I should remove Cards of Humanity from my daughter’s (18th) birthday wish list? If you wish to remain secure in your delusions that’s she’s a pure innocent flower…yes. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MichaelEmouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/michaelemouse/32/101_2.png) [@MichaelEmouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MichaelEmouse)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/85 "2016-03-16T15:37:37Z")
> [@kbear](#): > > My takeaway from this is that maybe I should remove Cards of Humanity from my daughter’s (18th) birthday wish list? > [@WhyNot](#): > > If you wish to remain secure in your delusions that’s she’s a pure innocent flower…yes. 😉 This is pertinent: [Imgur: The magic of the Internet](http://imgur.com/gh8j5xN) We had a poster here who said he was a bukkake video producer\* and mentioned that some women like those videos too. I know some women like facials and this just turns it up to 11. - I start from the default presumption that anyone saying something like on Internet is lying for attention and he eventually gave me the impression of being real although one can’t be sure. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/86 "2016-03-16T15:42:59Z")
I am not clicking on that pic unless you give some indication of whether it is SFW. ---
**Author:** ![MichaelEmouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/michaelemouse/32/101_2.png) [@MichaelEmouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MichaelEmouse)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/87 "2016-03-16T15:45:14Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > I am not clicking on that pic unless you give some indication of whether it is SFW. Sure. It’s 3 pictures with subtitles. No nudity, violence etc. There is talk of sex though. It’s SFW unless you work at Brigham Young University. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/88 "2016-03-16T15:48:03Z")
> [@MichaelEmouse](#): > > Sure. It’s 3 pictures with subtitles. No nudity, violence etc. There is talk of sex though. It’s SFW unless you work at Brigham Young University. I was half afraid it would be a bukkake picture. You did say “this is pertinent”. 🙂 Thank you for the clarification. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/89 "2016-03-16T15:53:02Z")
It’s a joke about what used to be “first base”, regarding kissing and stuff, and what it is now. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/90 "2016-03-16T16:07:40Z")
“It’s performance art. There’s a show next Saturday night. Want tickets for you and dad?” ---
**Author:** ![TheFaerie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@TheFaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFaerie)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/91 "2016-03-16T16:27:13Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > I hope it wasn’t in reference to [shirako.](http://www.travelandleisure.com/slideshows/worlds-strangest-national-dishes/2) As a matter of fact, I believe it was! ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/92 "2016-03-16T16:51:15Z")
> [@kbear](#): > > My takeaway from this is that maybe I should remove Cards of Humanity from my daughter’s (18th) birthday wish list? She’ll be 18, which means she can legally view such imagery, and participate in such activities if she chooses. That being the case, Cards Against Humanity isn’t an out-of-bounds gift for an 18YO. That said, it might be a little weird for someone to receive CAH _from their parents_, a bit like a son receiving a subscription to Penthouse from his parents. OTOH, last year my brother planned to give CAH to his friend’s 12YO daughter, then changed his mind after he learned more about what was on the cards. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/93 "2016-03-16T16:59:20Z")
> [@TheFaerie](#): > > As a matter of fact, I believe it was! Huh. They eat that stuff in Eastern Europe, too, breaded and deep fried. It’s actually pretty tasty. My girlfriend explained to me that I was essentially eating fish sperm, to which I thought there might have been an error in translation, but that is essentially what it was, or, rather, more like the sperm-containing genitals of the fish. Also, the Sicilians in what is called “lattume.” ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/94 "2016-03-16T17:31:05Z")
“Twenty dollars, same as in town.” ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/95 "2016-03-16T19:20:47Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > A good guess. No. Oooh, are we turning this into 20 questions to guess **GuanoLad** ’s niche kink? I’m going with interracial lesbian midget bondage. Is that it? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/96 "2016-03-16T22:21:24Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Oooh, are we turning this into 20 questions to guess **GuanoLad** ’s niche kink? I’m going with interracial lesbian midget bondage. Is that it? I’m guessing bat scat. ---
**Author:** ![kbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4491bb/32.png) [@kbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kbear)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/97 "2016-03-16T22:24:23Z")
> [@Machine\_Elf](#): > > She’ll be 18, which means she can legally view such imagery, and participate in such activities if she chooses. That being the case, Cards Against Humanity isn’t an out-of-bounds gift for an 18YO. > > That said, it might be a little weird for someone to receive CAH _from their parents_, a bit like a son receiving a subscription to Penthouse from his parents. > > OTOH, last year my brother planned to give CAH to his friend’s 12YO daughter, then changed his mind after he learned more about what was on the cards. My generation thinks we’re the cool parents because we grew up in the seventies. I am so not cool. I think I’ll let her friends buy her this one. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2016, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/98 "2016-03-16T22:31:39Z")
Wait until she asks if “tea bagging” involves a right wing political party. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2016, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/99 "2016-03-17T00:17:40Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > I’m going with interracial lesbian midget bondage. Is that it? Close. As close as Iceland is to Australia. > [@snfaulkner](#): > > I’m guessing bat scat. That’s not a guess, that’s a translation. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2016, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/100 "2016-03-17T00:37:45Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > That’s not a guess, that’s a translation. Couldn’t it be both? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012.md?page=6)