# Your mom asks you "What's bukkake?" What do you answer with? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 14, 2016, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012 "2016-03-14T21:15:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2016, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/121 "2016-03-19T00:06:41Z")
Well, I did have to explain bukkake to my former BF’s mom. I just picked up my cell phone, went to [urbandictionary.com](http://urbandictionary.com), looked it up, then handed her the cell phone. It just added to the hilarity of the evening, since we were all fairly wined up. ---
**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2016, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/122 "2016-03-19T00:14:26Z")
[Here’s a pic that communicates the general idea.](http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/bukkake-5073.jpg) Your risky click of the day. (Was that a sigh of relief I heard?) ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/123 "2016-03-25T23:59:14Z")
You don’t play Cards Against Humanity with your mother unless you already have an answer you’re willing to give her for “what’s bukkake?”. May I suggest a nice game of Apples To Apples instead? Same sort of game but with much less smut. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2016, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/124 "2016-03-26T00:06:34Z")
> [@GrumpyBunny](#): > > Well, I did have to explain bukkake to my former BF’s mom. I just picked up my cell phone, went to [urbandictionary.com](http://urbandictionary.com), looked it up, then handed her the cell phone. > > It just added to the hilarity of the evening, since we were all fairly wined up. So I clicked your link, which I gather gives the most recent additions to the dictionary. The fourth entry was “ **shitakki** Similar to the act of buckakki, but replacing cum with [. . .] .” Now, thanks to you, **GrumpyBunny** , I’m slightly scared to pick up my cell phone. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5e925/32.png) [@Daithi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2016, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/125 "2016-03-26T02:43:29Z")
It’s a Japanese face cream, Mom. ---
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2016, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/126 "2016-03-26T12:43:19Z")
> [@TBG](#): > > You don’t play Cards Against Humanity with your mother unless you already have an answer you’re willing to give her for “what’s bukkake?”. > > May I suggest a nice game of Apples To Apples instead? Same sort of game but with much less smut. This. I would start with, “it’s a gross kind of Japanese porn that people joke about on the internet.” That gives her the option to ask for details of to decide that’s all she wants. She’d probably ask for details. But i wouldn’t play cards against humanity with her. I’d not a game she would enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2016, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012/127 "2016-03-26T16:36:16Z")
“A Japanese atrocity.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mom-asks-you-whats-bukkake-what-do-you-answer-with/749012.md?page=6)