# Your Momify thread titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momify-thread-titles/620688>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 2, 2012, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momify-thread-titles/620688 "2012-05-02T22:06:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momify-thread-titles/620688/1 "2012-05-02T22:06:09Z")

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\*\*Can I copy VHS to DVD legally? \*\*  
I can’t copy VHS video of your mom legally.

\*\*Homophone Help…Need Answer Fast! \*\*  
Your mom is a homophone.

**My Problems With Relativity**  
Pssst, that’s called “incest”.

\*\*What did early humans eat before inventing tools? \*\*  
They ate Your Mom.

\*\*A part of the universe is opaque. Why? \*\*  
Because your mom’s so large.

\*\*Dolls with “x” eyes \*\*  
Your mom has “xxx” eyes.

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**Author:** ![Stelios](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Stelios](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stelios)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momify-thread-titles/620688/2 "2012-05-02T23:47:55Z")

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[Missile on Your Mom!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=650376)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momify-thread-titles/620688/3 "2012-05-03T00:40:29Z")

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Have you ever really KNOWN a crackhead?  
No, but I have really known your mom’s crack.

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**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momify-thread-titles/620688/4 "2012-05-03T01:21:16Z")

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“I’m pregnant!”  
Your mom wanted me to tell you I’m your new stepfather.