# Your Momma Is So Fat... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 12, 2018, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999 "2018-06-12T23:09:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/21 "2018-06-13T12:35:20Z")
Yo mamma’s so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles pop out. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/22 "2018-06-13T13:06:13Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > Yo mamma’s so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles pop out. You win the thread! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hermitian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hermitian/32/470_2.png) [@Hermitian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hermitian)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/23 "2018-06-13T13:20:03Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > … when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. Best one so far. ---
**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/24 "2018-06-13T13:36:09Z")
You momma’s so fat, when she goes to the beach, Greenpeace keep dragging her back out to the ocean. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/25 "2018-06-13T13:41:15Z")
… when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts. … her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph. … I ran around her twice and got lost. … when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/26 "2018-06-13T13:53:28Z")
Yo mama’s so fat, her twelvsie looks like a onesie. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/27 "2018-06-13T13:57:44Z")
Yo momma so fat, her picture on facebook is still downloading. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/28 "2018-06-13T14:04:45Z")
Yo mama’s so fat, she makes Debbie Wolowitz look like Twiggy. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/29 "2018-06-13T16:27:49Z")
Yo momma so fat they had to change the labels to “one size fits most”. Yo momma so fat little kids at the beach pay her to sit in her shade. Yo momma so fat it takes five cents to weigh herself on a penny scale. Yo momma so fat you gotta hug her in sections. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/30 "2018-06-13T16:44:16Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > Yo Daddy so old and fat they found cave paintings in his belly button. This one cracked me up!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/31 "2018-06-13T20:14:16Z")
Yo momma so fat that when you were born it took them 3 days to find you. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/32 "2018-06-13T20:32:38Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Yo mama’s so fat, she makes Debbie Wolowitz look like Twiggy. That’s not really a yo momma joke. It’s making fun of two real people. Yo momma so fat, Spanx signed a non-aggression pact. ---
**Author:** ![DavidwithanR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@DavidwithanR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidwithanR)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/33 "2018-06-13T22:18:02Z")
Your momma’s so fat, when the Judgement Day comes and we’re all carried up to heaven, Jesus is gonna look at her and start crying. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/34 "2018-06-13T22:22:50Z")
Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. ---
**Author:** ![Jeff\_Lichtman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeff_lichtman/32/1531_2.png) [@Jeff\_Lichtman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff_Lichtman)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/35 "2018-06-13T23:42:10Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > That’s not really a yo momma joke. It’s making fun of two real people. Well, one real person and one fictional person. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/36 "2018-06-14T05:02:30Z")
… when she wears a yellow raincoat, little kids try to ride her to school. ---
**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/37 "2018-06-14T10:04:56Z")
… her belt is an event horizon ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/38 "2018-06-14T12:30:13Z")
…they’re one cleared neighbourhood away from being a planet. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/39 "2018-06-14T12:35:39Z")
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy/With twenty-two burritos, but times are rough/I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/40 "2018-06-14T13:10:02Z")
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