# Your Momma Is So Fat... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 12, 2018, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999 "2018-06-12T23:09:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/41 "2018-06-14T13:38:55Z")
Yo momma so fat, they made a size for her. Small, medium, large, extra large, and Yo Momma. Yo momma so fat, she had a revolution. Now she’s the People’s Republic of Yo Momma. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/42 "2018-06-14T13:49:51Z")
Yo momma is so fat when she turns around she causes frame dragging of space time. Yo momma is so fat she checks her weight at a highway weigh station. Yo momma is so fat she has her own zip code. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/43 "2018-06-14T14:06:15Z")
Yo mama is so fat she has her own _area_ code. ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/44 "2018-06-14T14:09:21Z")
Yo momma so fat Neil Degrasse Tyson upgraded her to a planet. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/45 "2018-06-14T15:33:14Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > … when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. Hah! By far the best one in this thread. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/46 "2018-06-14T16:47:24Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Yo mama’s so fat, her twelvsie looks like a onesie. What’s a twelvsie? (Yes, I googled it, but I got nowhere.) > [@FairyChatMom](#): > > This one cracked me up!!! 😃 Thank you! I either made it up on the spot, or remembered it from a reaaaallly long time ago. Not sure which 😕 Boomerang belt gets my vote so far. Yo Daddy so fat my car cried when he got in. Yo Daddy so fat when the rip tide caught him the lifeguard called a tug boat. Yo Daddy so fat, Peapod sent his order in an 18-wheeler. Yo Daddy so fat, he showers at the car wash. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/47 "2018-06-14T17:01:12Z")
Your momma’s so fat, she’s being stalked by Captain Ahab. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/48 "2018-06-14T20:59:41Z")
> [@Malthus](#): > > Your momma’s so fat, she’s being stalked by Captain Ahab. Hmm, racist and classist - can only be used in reference to white women with a semi literate child. 😃 Yo momma is soooo fat… …it takes her 10 sheets to wipe her butt - California King. …last time she sat on the sofa it took 3 men 2 days to dig it back out of the folds. …when she laughs, surfers fight to ride the waves. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/49 "2018-06-14T21:03:25Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > Hmm, racist and classist - can only be used in reference to white women with a semi literate child. 😃 I take great offence … … it requires a _fully_ literate child. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/50 "2018-06-15T15:57:22Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > Boomerang belt gets my vote so far. Nah, the _event horizon_ belt. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/51 "2018-06-15T17:32:30Z")
I’m surprised this board of nerds isn’t celebrating “Thanos had to snap twice”, which I came into the thread to post but found it already here. ---
**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/52 "2018-06-15T19:38:53Z")
> [@HaroldDix](#): > > Your momma is so fat she could feed all the Nights Watch on a ranging north of the Wall. Your momma’s so fat she can’t be executed by the moon door. Your momma’s so fat she’s married to Roose Bolton. Your momma’s so fat even the strongest chains and all the wights in the world can’t pull her out of the lake. ---
**Author:** ![stui\_magpie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stui_magpie/32/11010_2.png) [@stui\_magpie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stui_magpie)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2018, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/53 "2018-06-17T05:42:00Z")
Your Momma’s so fat, she went to the beach and the lifeguard asked her to move so the tide could come in ---
**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2018, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999/54 "2018-06-17T06:02:28Z")
This will date me, but… Your momma’s so fat that after sex, she smokes a ham. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-momma-is-so-fat/815999.md?page=2)