# Your momma's like a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mommas-like-a-_______/656091>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 19, 2013, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mommas-like-a-_______/656091 "2013-04-19T01:11:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mommas-like-a-_______/656091/21 "2013-04-23T18:52:18Z")

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> [@Philliam](#):
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> … Oh yeah? Yo Momma so black she make the Ace of Spades look white!

Oh yeah? Yo Momma so white she make Mr. Clean look gritty!

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**Author:** ![Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emtar_KronJonDerSohn)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2013, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-mommas-like-a-_______/656091/22 "2013-04-24T04:33:57Z")

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Yo mama’s like a pallet of tiles. She just sits around all day waiting to get picked up and laid by a truckload of half drunk Mexicans.

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