# Your Monkey, My Sheet, Outside Now! (Brumdope aftermath) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-monkey-my-sheet-outside-now-brumdope-aftermath/171509 "2003-04-27T16:53:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-monkey-my-sheet-outside-now-brumdope-aftermath/171509/81 "2003-04-28T11:47:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angua \* > \*\*Here in Brum it only costs about £1.70 for a beer (I think, I can’t quite remember from Saturday night, and I don’t think I actually went up to the bar at the OVT). So, £8=more than 4 pints of beer. 😛 > \*\* Yeah well down here in civilization… _runs and hides_ ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-monkey-my-sheet-outside-now-brumdope-aftermath/171509/82 "2003-04-28T11:56:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by garius \* > \*\*Yeah well down here in civilization… > > _runs and hides_ \*\* Wha? I’m not going to perputate random acts of violence towards you… Honest 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-monkey-my-sheet-outside-now-brumdope-aftermath/171509/83 "2003-04-28T11:58:49Z")
You’re not? Oh, mind if I do then? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-monkey-my-sheet-outside-now-brumdope-aftermath/171509/84 "2003-04-28T12:03:34Z")
my mum always warned me not to hang out with bad girls. guess i should have listened… ---
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-monkey-my-sheet-outside-now-brumdope-aftermath/171509/85 "2003-04-28T12:09:21Z")
Still waiting for photos. I’m sorry I missed it. As I said earlier, I can probably do a Londope some time this summer. I’m hoping you’re all still around by then and you haven’t been blown off the planet by some arsonista. ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-monkey-my-sheet-outside-now-brumdope-aftermath/171509/86 "2003-04-28T12:11:02Z")
heeeee! **KABOOOOOOOOOM!!!** Photo’s soon, don’t fret… I have to sort out some actual real work stuff first, then I’ll put them up! ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-monkey-my-sheet-outside-now-brumdope-aftermath/171509/87 "2003-04-28T12:20:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tir Tinuviel \* > \*\*You’re not? Oh, mind if I do then? > > 😃 \*\* Go for it - you’re closer after all. I would have done, except I’m in too much pain to travel all the way down to London just to inflict damage on **garius** 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-monkey-my-sheet-outside-now-brumdope-aftermath/171509/88 "2003-04-28T12:29:36Z")
oh i see - i’m not worth the effort of travelling. thanks a bunch! _sniff_ ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Lu\_Tze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@Lu\_Tze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lu_Tze)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-monkey-my-sheet-outside-now-brumdope-aftermath/171509/89 "2003-04-28T12:32:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Steve Wright \* > **So, I heartily recommend Angua’s personal service** Well she might be too expensive for some… She’s said that she charges £22.50 for one on one personal attention, although seeing as she’s also commented in the past that she’s earnt £50 for three hours work it looks like you might get a long-booking discount too… ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-monkey-my-sheet-outside-now-brumdope-aftermath/171509/90 "2003-04-28T12:33:05Z")
awwww, poor poo! Nah, she just meant it’s not worht the effort of traveling to beat you up, cos she lurves you really! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-monkey-my-sheet-outside-now-brumdope-aftermath/171509/91 "2003-04-28T12:35:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by garius \* > \*\*oh i see - i’m not worth the effort of travelling. > > thanks a bunch! > > _sniff_ ☹ \*\* Aaww… That’s not true at all. I was just in pain at that time (I’m not now - hurray for ibuprofen!). But now, I could inflict all the pain in the world on you, even if it did involve travelling… 😃 Oh, and **Lu Tze** , that rate is for my personal physics tuition service… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-monkey-my-sheet-outside-now-brumdope-aftermath/171509/92 "2003-04-28T12:37:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angua \* > \*\*Oh, and **Lu Tze** , that rate is for my personal physics tuition service… 😉 \*\* Well thats not something you see offered on cards in phoneboxes often… ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-monkey-my-sheet-outside-now-brumdope-aftermath/171509/93 "2003-04-28T12:40:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by garius \* > \*\*Well thats not something you see offered on cards in phoneboxes often… \*\* I don’t need to advertise in phoneboxes. My skills are widely known, and publicised by my department’s senior tutor 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-monkey-my-sheet-outside-now-brumdope-aftermath/171509/94 "2003-04-28T13:22:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Steve Wright \* > One thing struck me about Birmingham. (I pointed it out to **Tir** and **Sir Doris** on the Sunday morning … we won’t go into the turn of events that left me alone with the two sexy blondes … ) **Steve** , for the benefit of anyone reading this who hasn’t met the truly delightful **Sir Doris** , you might want to clarify that Sir is female. Then again, you might not. It gives us a chance to offer Seinfeldian cries of ‘Not that there’s anything wrong with that’. Just as we did when **Garius** and **Brainfizz** decided to room together. It’s always nice when affection blossoms among the Dopers. **Angua** , maybe your galaxy is receding, trying to get away from a large source of noise based in Brum. We would all find this understandable. And no brownie points for saying “Receding… what, like your hair, then, Ianzin?”. **Tir** the CD with the JPEGs will be on its way today or tomorrow. What you do with it is up to you… . **Angua** , I’ve seen these photos and if I were you I’d be feverishly working out ways to bribe the lovely Tir. Seems like Guinness and Kaboom paper would be good bets. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-monkey-my-sheet-outside-now-brumdope-aftermath/171509/95 "2003-04-28T13:28:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ianzin \* > \*\* > **Angua** , maybe your galaxy is receding, trying to get away from a large source of noise based in Brum. We would all find this understandable. > > And no brownie points for saying “Receding… what, like your hair, then, Ianzin?”.\*\* How about if I try bribing you by saying “Receeding, rather _un_like your hairline?” Will that work? Besides, I’m being remarkably quiet at the moment. Mainly because I’m eating dark chocolate. Besides, I thought you said you liked loud women. 🙂 > [@](#): > > \*\ ***Tir** the CD with the JPEGs will be on its way today or tomorrow. What you do with it is up to you… . **Angua** , I’ve seen these photos and if I were you I’d be feverishly working out ways to bribe the lovely Tir. Seems like Guinness and Kaboom paper would be good bets. \*\* In that case, **Tir** , fancy coming to Brum for some more Guinness? On me? I’ll even find and buy some KABOOM! paper… ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-monkey-my-sheet-outside-now-brumdope-aftermath/171509/96 "2003-04-28T13:30:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ianzin \* > \*\* > **Angua** , maybe your galaxy is receding, \*\* well, if you’re going to be really pedantic, technically, it is. At a rate of 71 killometres per second per megaparsec. 😃 That has _nothing_ to do with me. Honest… ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-monkey-my-sheet-outside-now-brumdope-aftermath/171509/97 "2003-04-28T13:32:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angua \* > \*\*In that case, **Tir** , fancy coming to Brum for some more Guinness? On me? I’ll even find and buy some KABOOM! paper… \*\* oooooh Indeed! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-monkey-my-sheet-outside-now-brumdope-aftermath/171509/98 "2003-04-28T13:33:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tir Tinuviel \* > \*\*oooooh Indeed! 😉 \*\* Does that mean you won’t put up the _really_ embarrasing photos? Or will you just save them until I’m a respected astronomer, and then embarrass me? ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-monkey-my-sheet-outside-now-brumdope-aftermath/171509/99 "2003-04-28T13:39:47Z")
indeed! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-monkey-my-sheet-outside-now-brumdope-aftermath/171509/100 "2003-04-28T13:42:24Z")
Heh 🙂 And _no one_ gets any points if they try and point out that the image of a respectable astronomer and an image of me are so far away from each other, it’ll take a time greater than the age of the universe for them ever to be one and the same 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-monkey-my-sheet-outside-now-brumdope-aftermath/171509.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-monkey-my-sheet-outside-now-brumdope-aftermath/171509.md?page=6)