# Your most awesome and ridiculous fantasy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 14, 2006, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-awesome-and-ridiculous-fantasy/368663 "2006-08-14T13:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-awesome-and-ridiculous-fantasy/368663/41 "2006-08-27T10:10:00Z")
Two chicks at the same time, man. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-awesome-and-ridiculous-fantasy/368663/42 "2006-08-27T10:52:21Z")
(I see “Becoming All-Powerful Global Overlord Who Makes Genghis Khan Look Like Jimmy Carter” is pretty much done to death, so…) Being able to create artificial life at will would be pretty bitchin. Androids, bioroids, sentient holograms…all of the above, even…all good. All good. Not crazy enough? Okay…You know the old joke about geeks and nerds wanting to build a girlfriend? I’d create a being so perfect, so preternaturally supreme, that _I’d_ be _her_ consort—and I’d be _envied_ for it! (If you’d like, I can add a tirade along the topic of surpassing quote-unquote God by not only creating life, but superior life, and through no quote-unquote magic but my own toil and brainpower…ya see how I could go on like that. But I just got off work, so I’m headin’ to bed soon, and I’m tired of typing.) ---
**Author:** ![Millit\_the\_Frail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Millit\_the\_Frail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Millit_the_Frail)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-awesome-and-ridiculous-fantasy/368663/43 "2006-08-27T17:00:24Z")
Super-charisma. Or, more specifically, the power of being able to convince anyone to do anything. I think I could accomplish anything while making it look effortless…I could convince the very wealthy to give money to me and my family, I could convince record execs to back my ass-kicking rock band (and convince audiences that we’re GOOD), I could run for office or convince people to vote for my favorite leaders…you get the drift. ---
**Author:** ![amijane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f0a364/32.png) [@amijane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amijane)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-awesome-and-ridiculous-fantasy/368663/44 "2006-08-27T20:25:34Z")
[QUOTE=Eleusis] psst. 😉 Ma’am or miss or ms., or, something. [/QUOTE] Oops, thanks for the heads up :smack: Apologies to the enchantingly feminine (how did I miss it?) **Anastasaeon**. Most awesome and unlikely fantasy: to be able to consistently post on a message board without embarrassing myself. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-awesome-and-ridiculous-fantasy/368663/45 "2006-08-27T20:47:12Z")
1. Rough nasty fetishy sex with crazy right-wing Florida pol [Katherine Harris](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katherine_Harris). 2. In a fully bugged and surveilled hotel room. 3. Details of which I could leak to all media, making $$$$$ on the pr0n video through an offshore decoy company while ruining Katherine’s career. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-awesome-and-ridiculous-fantasy/368663.md?page=2)