# Your most embarassing BEDROOM moments **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 14, 2002, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-embarassing-bedroom-moments/103628 "2002-04-14T22:36:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![sandalfeet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@sandalfeet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandalfeet)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-embarassing-bedroom-moments/103628/1 "2002-04-14T22:36:36Z")
i don’t really have one but i’m sure some of your have really good ones! The most embarrassing thing i did was tripping on the way to the bed while naked. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-embarassing-bedroom-moments/103628/2 "2002-04-15T00:36:25Z")
Worst on my end was one time in college, living in the dorms (had my own room) I had my girlfriend at the time blindfolded and tied to the bed when I suddenly really, really, _really_ had to take a leak. Like really amazing, right that second, so. So I was forced to excuse myself and grab my robe and head for the bathroom. Luckily, she took it in good humor and waited it out 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jabba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5e925/32.png) [@Jabba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jabba)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-embarassing-bedroom-moments/103628/3 "2002-04-15T00:53:09Z")
Cramps, undoubtedly. “Sorry, I,ve just got a cramp…perhaps if you could just rub the back of my leg…sorry, no it’ll pass in a minute…this doesn’t normally happen to me, you know.” ---
**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-embarassing-bedroom-moments/103628/4 "2002-04-15T01:33:20Z")
We once broke my boyfriend’s bed. I also once fell off the bed (and narrowly avoided cracking my head on the dresser) while dismounting. My boyfriend almost decided to take a picture of me while sprawled on the floor recovering. Blech. ---
**Author:** ![sandalfeet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@sandalfeet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandalfeet)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-embarassing-bedroom-moments/103628/5 "2002-04-15T02:39:36Z")
lol, we’ve done the breaking of the bed also lol ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-embarassing-bedroom-moments/103628/6 "2002-04-15T03:06:03Z")
First week I moved into a dorm, one night I had to use the restroom. So I decided to get out of bed and do the business. Only problem is that I forgot that I had the top bunk and expected the ground to be right there at my feet. I ended up falling like a ton of bricks with legs collapsing beneath me. Not only embarassing, but hurt like a son of a bitch. Colin ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-embarassing-bedroom-moments/103628/7 "2002-04-15T03:08:54Z")
A preface: 1) My bedroom used to be my parents’ bedroom before i was born - when they moved my sister & me in, they moved the lock to the top of the door so us small fry couldn’t accidentally (or on purpose) lock ourselves in. Why they didn’t just take it off, I dunno. 1. I share a phone # with the internet (as opposed to the house #). One extension in my room, one in the computer room. So one day when I was 16, I was engaged in coitus with my then-boyfriend - he’d locked the topofthedoor lock. My sister was a few rooms away, watching TV. Suddenly, my phone rings… “Don’tgetitdon’tgetit”, says he. “If I don’t get it,”, I said, “sister dear’s gonna, then she’s gonna try to come in & ask why the hell I didn’t get it & wonder why the door’s locked”. My sister was 14 at the time, but a bit naive. So I answer. It’s my freaking ex-boyfriend (who was then dating my best friend - ok by me). He never called me, I dunno why the spirit moved him right then. I rushed his ass off, told him I’d call in 20 minutes. When I did, he asked why I’d sounded so out of breath…I told him he didn’t want to know & he got the picture. Another time, in college, I was having an encounter…At one point we knocked something over, made a huge crash. My next-door neighbor knocked & asked if I was allright 🙂 I told her I was fine, but I had company right then. “OH! Sorry!”, she said. I told her it was fine. I saw her the next day & she apologized ‘for interrupting’. I told her it was cool, that I was glad to know I had a neighbor who cared whether I fell & killed myself. 🙂