# Your Most Recent Worst Film. (Spoilers?.... Who Cares?) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 6, 2002, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-recent-worst-film-spoilers-who-cares/127362 "2002-09-06T23:34:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![minlokwat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/minlokwat/32/2844_2.png) [@minlokwat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minlokwat)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-recent-worst-film-spoilers-who-cares/127362/1 "2002-09-06T23:34:40Z")
We’re not talking the worst-film-of-all-time-debate that surfaces here every few weeks or so. I’m talking the worst film that you’ve seen within the last…oh, let’s say the last six months. Originally, I was thinking that the film had to have been released within the last two years but, hey, why should that make a difference. Therefore, the worst film to be most-recently released, which in due time, might just qualify for the worst-of-all-time list, and fits the categoy of “If you like this film, You Suck” is… ::::drum roll::::: **Kung Pow. Enter the Fist** ::::golf claps::::: I’ll spare you the details. Utterly wretched, worthless drivel in its purest form. Not even a _real_ movie. Just a pathetic, well… “re-make” is not the word. Some old, ridiculous Chinese, Kung Fu movie dubbed in with every lame-o, cliched, far-from-original gag. An MST3000-wannabe rip-off without a hint of originality. Some doofus who thinks that because he wrote a screenplay is somehow now ready for the big time… Oh, to hell with. This movie reeks. NEXT! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-recent-worst-film-spoilers-who-cares/127362/2 "2002-09-06T23:37:00Z")
Jeepers Creepers, hands down. ---
**Author:** ![flyboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@flyboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flyboy)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-recent-worst-film-spoilers-who-cares/127362/3 "2002-09-07T00:05:04Z")
A Beautiful Mind. I almost got up and walked out in the middle, and was mad I stayed by the end. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-recent-worst-film-spoilers-who-cares/127362/4 "2002-09-07T00:27:22Z")
Battlefield Earth. Not only the worst film of the past few years, but a real candidate for the worst major film of all time. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-recent-worst-film-spoilers-who-cares/127362/5 "2002-09-07T01:17:47Z")
**RealityChuck** , have you already forgotten _Freddy got fingered_ ? At least I LMAO watching Hubbard’s wet… um _Battlefield Earth_, I can not say the same about FGF. ---
**Author:** ![mishypoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@mishypoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mishypoo)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-recent-worst-film-spoilers-who-cares/127362/6 "2002-09-07T02:04:37Z")
The Majestic was quite awful. What the hell was I thinking when i rented that? Better yet what was Jim Carrey thinking? ---
**Author:** ![WSLer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-recent-worst-film-spoilers-who-cares/127362/7 "2002-09-07T02:07:15Z")
[Fear.com](http://Fear.com). I walked out of this ooze on film leaving my friend to fend for himself. Oh, yeah, I did not buy a ticket for it, just walked in 'cause the movie we had bought tickets for hadn’t started yet. Actually, Blair Witch Project beats [Fear.com](http://Fear.com) by a long shot. Lets see, horrible acting, a whiny “I **know** what i’m doing, don’t try and tell **me** what to do,” bitch of a character, bad writing, horrible plot devices, and oh yeah, **IT WASN’T SCARY.** Not one bit. ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-recent-worst-film-spoilers-who-cares/127362/8 "2002-09-07T02:42:14Z")
_Men in Black II_ This movie was just wrong in so many ways that it just defies description. The amount of screen time the talking dog got automatically put it in the Bad Film category for me. ---
**Author:** ![diku](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4af34b/32.png) [@diku](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/diku)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-recent-worst-film-spoilers-who-cares/127362/9 "2002-09-07T02:45:22Z")
Easy. [Fear.com](http://Fear.com) ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-recent-worst-film-spoilers-who-cares/127362/10 "2002-09-07T03:18:05Z")
_A Beautiful Mind_. Did they use a fill-in-the-blank Mad Libs sheet when writing the script. A total waste of good actors. Will Ron Howard ever be a grown up director, instead of the world’s oldest sentiemental boy wonder? He should go into the maple syrup business with all the sap in that flick. _Grand Theft Auto_ was more compeling. And the Academy must be smoking whatever Brian Grazer puts on his hair to vote that thing best picture. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-recent-worst-film-spoilers-who-cares/127362/11 "2002-09-07T03:26:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Jeepers Creepers, hands down. \*\* I thought **Jeepers Creepers** was good camp! Not a bad slasher flick! ---
**Author:** ![justinh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@justinh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justinh)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-recent-worst-film-spoilers-who-cares/127362/12 "2002-09-07T04:21:30Z")
signs. simply a B movie with a big name. ---
**Author:** ![Burnt\_Sugar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee59a6/32.png) [@Burnt\_Sugar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burnt_Sugar)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-recent-worst-film-spoilers-who-cares/127362/13 "2002-09-07T04:31:41Z")
Ohhh… I agree with Freddy Got Fingered. I’m a teenager, so I generally like those funny teen flicks, but that one did not make me laugh ONCE! It was gross and weird and totally not funny and there wasn’t really a storyline. Ugh! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-recent-worst-film-spoilers-who-cares/127362/14 "2002-09-07T05:31:14Z")
“Unfaithful,” which was so awful, even nude scenes with Diane Lane couldn’t make a moment of it bearable. ---
**Author:** ![Alma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alma)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-recent-worst-film-spoilers-who-cares/127362/15 "2002-09-07T05:31:42Z")
Probably not many saw it, but _Pumpkin_ with Christina Ricci (who I like usually) sucked in a major, major way. ---
**Author:** ![Kipper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Kipper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kipper)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-recent-worst-film-spoilers-who-cares/127362/16 "2002-09-07T07:03:15Z")
American Pie II. Bad. Bad. Bad. Feel free to tell me the ending as I didn’t see it. ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-recent-worst-film-spoilers-who-cares/127362/17 "2002-09-07T07:28:17Z")
Vanilla Sky. Awful, awful film. I still want those two hours of my life back. ---
**Author:** ![New\_Improved\_Scott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f17d59/32.png) [@New\_Improved\_Scott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/New_Improved_Scott)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-recent-worst-film-spoilers-who-cares/127362/18 "2002-09-07T07:39:20Z")
I just saw Monkey Shines on video not to long ago. I know is kinda old, but … Oh my, I cannot even begin to describe what that did to my faith in the entertainment industry. A little monkey wreaks terror and kills…a budgie! ugh. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-recent-worst-film-spoilers-who-cares/127362/19 "2002-09-07T10:17:46Z")
_Waking Life_. There’s more teen-angst in that movie than a concert hall full of 16 year olds at a nu-metal show. And the animation made me want to hurl. ---
**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-recent-worst-film-spoilers-who-cares/127362/20 "2002-09-07T13:04:50Z")
The absolute worst movie I’ve seen lately was _Druids_ (or its Canadian title, _Vercingétorix_), starring Christopher Lambert. I had hoped it might be a little hidden gem of a movie, but I was wrong. It’s practically unknown or a reason. The plot is a muddle, the acting terrible, the history completely wrong, and the direction nonexistent. I sat through the whole thing, but I’m not at all proud of myself for doing so. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-recent-worst-film-spoilers-who-cares/127362.md?page=2)