# Your nasty neck makes me want to hump you like there's no tomorrow, Baby. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 30, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-nasty-neck-makes-me-want-to-hump-you-like-theres-no-tomorrow-baby/185431 "2003-06-30T21:07:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-nasty-neck-makes-me-want-to-hump-you-like-theres-no-tomorrow-baby/185431/1 "2003-06-30T21:07:58Z")
My cat has allergies. He get cortizone shots once a month. sometimes the shots don’t last a full month, and he gets scaly bumps on his neck. If he scratches them, they get raw. The dog, who usually acts like the only reason the cat is allowed to stay, is because I like him, suddenly becomes _very_ interested in the cats bumps. This is the same dog that never humped _anything_ before kitty came to live with us. There isn’t any sexual arousal involved, he just goes through the motions. And the cat just stands there and lets him do it. First he smells the cat’s bumps (they don’t stink, I keep them clean), then he smells the cat’s butt, then he takes his paw and scoots the cat towards him, then he gets that stupid look on his face, then starts humping air in the general direction of the cats butt. And they’re both neutered males! I’m so confused… But not as much as my dog. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-nasty-neck-makes-me-want-to-hump-you-like-theres-no-tomorrow-baby/185431/2 "2003-06-30T21:13:05Z")
:speechless: Can I use your thread title as a possible sig pretty please with a cherry on top? ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-nasty-neck-makes-me-want-to-hump-you-like-theres-no-tomorrow-baby/185431/3 "2003-06-30T21:26:38Z")
My dog humps our cats all the time. They’re all spayed females! We joke about getting a webcam and making people pay to see the inter species lesbian love and lick festival. (there’s always lots of purring and slurping… quite sickening really :)) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-nasty-neck-makes-me-want-to-hump-you-like-theres-no-tomorrow-baby/185431/4 "2003-06-30T21:32:09Z")
You know, I should have been able to tell from the title that there was way TMI involved in this… ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-nasty-neck-makes-me-want-to-hump-you-like-theres-no-tomorrow-baby/185431/5 "2003-06-30T21:36:08Z")
There are just _soooooooooo_ many nasty one-liners I could add here. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-nasty-neck-makes-me-want-to-hump-you-like-theres-no-tomorrow-baby/185431/6 "2003-07-01T01:46:51Z")
Sure you can **samarm** , just don’t put it as a quote comming from me. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-nasty-neck-makes-me-want-to-hump-you-like-theres-no-tomorrow-baby/185431/7 "2003-07-01T03:45:11Z")
Humpin’ and Bumpin’…gotta love it! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-nasty-neck-makes-me-want-to-hump-you-like-theres-no-tomorrow-baby/185431/8 "2003-07-01T03:58:26Z")
Well, colour me relieved. I thought this thread was going to be about goiter fetishists. ---
**Author:** ![Melanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Melanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melanie)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-nasty-neck-makes-me-want-to-hump-you-like-theres-no-tomorrow-baby/185431/9 "2003-07-01T05:48:24Z")
I thought this was going to be about how you like those guys with the bull necks, you know the ones that work out and get a diagonal slope from their ears to their shoulders? I was coming in to put in a plug for the weedy, coathanger shoulder types. ---
**Author:** ![haardvark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5ac83/32.png) [@haardvark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/haardvark)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-nasty-neck-makes-me-want-to-hump-you-like-theres-no-tomorrow-baby/185431/10 "2003-07-01T12:02:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Melanie \* > \*\*I was coming in to put in a plug for the weedy, coathanger shoulder types. \*\* You rang? um, what kind of plug are we talking about, exactly? ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-nasty-neck-makes-me-want-to-hump-you-like-theres-no-tomorrow-baby/185431/11 "2003-07-01T12:06:53Z")
And here I was about to give up washing my neck for a week…