Your network marketing experiences...or...attack of the pod people

That really sucks that they wouldn’t sell to you. It’s been a long time, but I believe there’s a program where you can have a distributor set you up to get the stuff shipped to you directly and never have to go through them.

I think the policy in question is that 90% of your sales have to be to non-MLM-member clients. Something like that. Thus, I’ll say that Amway NOT being a pyramid scheme is purely a legal fiction achieved via accounting fraud.