# Your new pit moderator **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 9, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066 "2005-05-09T15:29:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/41 "2005-05-09T18:34:10Z")
good luck **Giraffe**. I rarely venture into the pit, so I doubt you’ll see me much. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Composer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@The\_Composer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Composer)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/42 "2005-05-09T18:41:36Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Just remember that we African Animals stick together. This truly made me laugh out loud. Try explaining a sudden “out of nowhere” laugh in a rather silent environment to your coworkers… Evidently, hampsters are prejudiced against African animals. This post was eaten twice! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/43 "2005-05-09T18:48:21Z")
But…but I have lots of vowels in my username. I think I’m frightened. Good luck with your new level of Straight Doping, **giraffe**. I mean that. No sarcasm or anything. ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/44 "2005-05-09T18:54:54Z")
I’m OUTRAGED! This decision speaks of Moderation Activism! So they’re just appointed now without any kind of hearing? Are the Democrats aware of this? The audacity! 😉 Congrats **Giraffe** , and good luck. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/45 "2005-05-09T19:22:51Z")
> [@Metacom](#): > > Damnit **Shodan** , you’d got my hopes up that **Brutus** was posting again. ☹ I wish. **Jodi** too, but not for the same reasons. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/46 "2005-05-09T19:34:37Z")
Isn’t \*\*Giraffe \*\* the one that accidentally hit on a 13-year old? I can’t remember her name right now. Anyways, congrat, **Giraffe**. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/47 "2005-05-09T19:49:08Z")
> [@The Gaspode](#): > > If you’re in my neck (heh!) of the woods, I’llbuy you a Giraf Beer. Welcome. Ugh. What’d he do to you deserve such swill? ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/48 "2005-05-09T19:50:40Z")
> [@SkipMagic](#): > > **Giraffe** is twee. Just so you all know. Yes, but he is a very tall twee. :eek: Congrats man. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/49 "2005-05-09T19:52:43Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > I wish. > > **Jodi** too, but not for the same reasons. > > Regards, > Shodan They both left? Congrats **Giraffe**! ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/50 "2005-05-09T19:54:38Z")
> [@Amp](#): > > When does he get issued his jack boots? Those would have to be some mighty tall boots. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/51 "2005-05-09T20:19:00Z")
> [@JeffB](#): > > Those would have to be some mighty tall boots. Four of them, too. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/52 "2005-05-09T21:50:10Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Or have too many vowels in your username. Oh, poop. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/53 "2005-05-09T22:08:05Z")
New Pit Mod, eh? Well, we’ll have to get out the fresh goat, then. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/54 "2005-05-09T22:15:02Z")
> [@Ukulele Ike](#): > > Oh, poop. Hence the need for the tall boots. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/55 "2005-05-09T22:17:36Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Isn’t \*\*Giraffe \*\* the one that accidentally hit on a 13-year old? I can’t remember her name right now. I think her name was **HotButteredToast** , or something like that. ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/56 "2005-05-09T22:24:07Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > There’s not much a screening process to be a moderator, obviously. Clearly there’s no grammar test! –Cliffy, gd&r ---
**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/57 "2005-05-09T22:33:20Z")
What does twee mean? ---
**Author:** ![Vevila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@Vevila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vevila)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/58 "2005-05-09T22:38:23Z")
A pit mod must have no fear. Of course, [we already knew you were fearless.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=190370&highlight=ziploc) ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/59 "2005-05-09T22:51:34Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Or have too many vowels in your username. Life’s just NOT FAIR. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/60 "2005-05-09T23:22:20Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > I think her name was **HotButteredToast** , or something like that. You know, I see no reason to dwell on who flirted with whom or who ate what out of where. That’s all in the past! No one’s interested in the past! [sub]Now let’s see, how does one delete threads again?[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066.md?page=4)