# Your new pit moderator **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 9, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066 "2005-05-09T15:29:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/61 "2005-05-09T23:23:33Z")
> [@Feydeau](#): > > Life’s just NOT FAIR. I think life is very fair (double checks to see if @ is a vowel or not). I also look forward to the first ‘prehensile tongue lashing’ from our newly appointed moderater. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/62 "2005-05-09T23:28:39Z")
May your life be vampire free. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/63 "2005-05-09T23:40:08Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > May your life be vampire free. And may the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/64 "2005-05-09T23:41:36Z")
**Giraffe** is a Pit mod? I’m so fucked. [Eric Cartman] Son of a bitch [/Eric Cartman] ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/65 "2005-05-10T00:01:49Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Just remember that we African Animals stick together. Hear, hear. ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/66 "2005-05-10T00:09:50Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > I think her name was **HotButteredToast** , or something like that. [Good memory.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=224544) ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/67 "2005-05-10T00:16:18Z")
> [@Good Egg](#): > > What does twee mean? ‘Twee’ means “Flirting with 13 year-old girls when you’re an old, old, dirty man.” I’d give you an example, but I can’t think of any right now. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/68 "2005-05-10T01:40:43Z")
Here, everyone. I peed on a bunch of sandwiches in celebration. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/69 "2005-05-10T02:02:43Z")
_Very_ cool. Welcome to the depths, **Giraffe**. Mind your tongue in this place though. You don’t know where some of these people have been. Veb ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/70 "2005-05-10T02:33:03Z")
> [@TVeblen](#): > > Mind your tongue in this place though. You don’t know where some of these people have been. I have theories… ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/71 "2005-05-10T02:38:33Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > I think her name was **HotButteredToast** , or something like that. Interestingly, I had a font on an older Mac computer that was called “ **Hot Buttered Giraffe** ”. Coincidence? I think not… ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/72 "2005-05-10T02:59:07Z")
Hey! I remember you! You’re the one that said that giraffes can swim. What a guy. Next, you’ll be saying that giraffes can moderate! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/73 "2005-05-10T03:03:42Z")
> [@SkipMagic](#): > > ‘Twee’ means “Flirting with 13 year-old girls when you’re an old, old, dirty man.” > … I thought that was a lecher? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/74 "2005-05-10T03:11:22Z")
Welcome aboard, you animal! ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/75 "2005-05-10T03:59:15Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Or have too many vowels in your username. > [@Ukulele Ike](#): > > Oh, poop. On a pike. Small, unmarked bills then, **Giraffe**? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/76 "2005-05-10T04:09:00Z")
Hey, **Giraffe** , if you can stop obsessing over 13-year-old burnt toast – that’s just gotta be stale by now – how about I fix you up with a [cute little lady?](http://www.ultimateungulate.com/Images/Okapia_johnstoni/O_johnstoni1.html) ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/77 "2005-05-10T04:18:55Z")
**Giraffe** is a BOY? OK, who am I thinking of that has a Giraffe-like name but is a girl? (yeah yeah yeah - welcome and all that other happy shit.) ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/78 "2005-05-10T04:28:48Z")
Well, I for one am glad to see they chose **Giraffe** for this job. I mean when I first heard about this they apparently were considering a wildebeest or a duiker, and I was like “Naw, that’ll never work”. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/79 "2005-05-10T04:56:36Z")
Woo! Did ya see how I moderated **El Kabong** ’s post? Moderated the hell out of it! Yeah! ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066/80 "2005-05-10T05:28:40Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Woo! Did ya see how I moderated **El Kabong** ’s post? Moderated the hell out of it! Yeah! Yeah, but your footnote had a minor mistake. It should have read: > [@](#): > > _Last edited by Giraffe : Today at 12:55 AM. Reason: Showing off_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-new-pit-moderator/303066.md?page=5)