Any kind of sandwich, if there is any plain bread overhanging on the edges, that bread must be pulled off and discarded. The sandwich is then eaten around the edges in until the very last, perfect bite - the center bit with everything on it - is consumed. I never ever eat the heel of the bread, or the first three or four slices from either end. Unless it’s a loaf of french bread, and then the heels are both mine.
Catsup goes on hamburgers/cheeseburgers, mustard on hot dogs. Relish on both, either sweet or dill. No exceptions may be made. Mayonnaise only goes on cold sandwiches, otherwise it is an ingredient in things like potato salad or dips, etc. French fries/tater tots need Marie’s Tartar Sauce, not catsup.
Salad is supposed to be eaten after the meal to refresh the palate. Mine must be in a bowl, separate from the rest of the meal.
Any cereal, hot or cold, must only have enough milk to be barely visible around the center. I do not drink cereal milk, and it’s a sin to throw away perfectly good food. If I have to, I give the extra milk to one of my kids.
Any Oreo type sandwich cookie is carefully pried apart, with the filling in on one side only. Say I have three cookies, after splitting them I have three plain cookies, and three cookies with all the yummy filling. I eat the plain cookies first, and enjoy the open faced filled cookie halves by themselves.
Colored candies (M&M’s, Skittles, etc.) must be separated by color. M&M’s are eaten in this order; blue, green, light brown, dark brown, red, orange, and yellow. Skittles, jelly beans, Starburst, etc. are eaten purple, green, orange, red, yellow. Any variation (some weird pink, white or black) is always eaten first. Also, the colors need to be in groups of even numbers, and any odd numbered colors must be matched with the closest color, for example orange may go with red or yellow, but not purple. If there are an unmanagable amount of mismatched colors, I give them to my husband or the kids.
I don’t like it when my food touches one another, but I can deal with it. However, any bread served with the meal needs to be on a separate bread plate, even if I decide to drag it through the gravy or sauce, I need a virginal clean piece of bread with which to sop.
Fried eggs must have unbroken, runny yolks, and the white must be completely solid. Scrambled eggs must be moist but the white must be so thoroughly incorporated so that there is no soft white pieces. Runny or soft albumin is never tolerated.
Canned beets and spinach are not food items. Neither are frozen green beans.
If someone takes a sip of my beverage, it is immediately theirs. I can not drink out of a container someone else has drunk from. I know where this phobia comes from, but it is so TMI I will not gross y’all out with the details.
That’s just off the top of my head. My husband rolls his eyes at me frequently regarding my food rules. I don’t make anyone else to follow them, so I don’t see why it matters. Yes, I have OCD.