# Your "old lady/man" celebrity crush **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 24, 2017, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-old-lady-man-celebrity-crush/791995 "2017-07-24T01:32:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![installLSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-old-lady-man-celebrity-crush/791995/1 "2017-07-24T01:32:47Z")
[In this thead, people described their age appropriate crush.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=830754) Do you have a crush on a celebrity considerably older than you? (In the spirit of the previous thread, anything over five years older than you counts as “considerably older”.) I’m 42. There are many celebrities in their sixties I think are hot, but there are a couple in their seventies I’d totally bed if I had the chance: [Kathy Garver, “Cissy” from Family Affair, aged 71.](https://static1.squarespace.com/static/532e2cf6e4b083dcd05e8a8f/534b7798e4b029dc12c0d0dc/53fafa3be4b028c2a3cd724b/1408956988241/KATHY_GARVER_blackdress.jpg?format=500w) [Raquel Welch, in a picture taken at 73(!).](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cb/db/4f/cbdb4f359472ddc560c726cfd88cd501--sexy-red-hair-raquel-welch.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-old-lady-man-celebrity-crush/791995/2 "2017-07-24T01:37:31Z")
Raquel Welch is an android; there’s no other possible explanation. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-old-lady-man-celebrity-crush/791995/3 "2017-07-24T01:58:50Z")
Probably not the most recent picture, but [Blythe Danner](https://images.bwwstatic.com/upload11/1316253/tn-500_wm3010011279356.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-old-lady-man-celebrity-crush/791995/4 "2017-07-24T02:12:04Z")
I’m 44, so this question is too easy. There are a lot of 50ish female celebs who are sexy as hell. I remember back in college arguing with a friend that Julia Louis Dreyfus was way better looking than Cindy Crawford, and she still is at 56. Funny and dayummm hot! Halle Berry is also unreasonably attractive at 50. Really, it’s just unfair. And Christie Brinkley still has fabulous legs at 63. ---
**Author:** ![BobBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@BobBitchin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobBitchin)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-old-lady-man-celebrity-crush/791995/5 "2017-07-24T02:16:06Z")
Lita ford:D Christy Brinkley ---
**Author:** ![JpnDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/838e76/32.png) [@JpnDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JpnDude)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-old-lady-man-celebrity-crush/791995/6 "2017-07-24T02:40:40Z")
Another vote for Christie Brinkley (63). Also, Jaclyn Smith (71). I’m 45 this year. ---
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-old-lady-man-celebrity-crush/791995/7 "2017-07-24T02:40:56Z")
At 72, [Francesca Annis](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000768/?ref_=nv_sr_1) is still quite lovely. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-old-lady-man-celebrity-crush/791995/8 "2017-07-24T02:51:43Z")
[Helen Mirren](http://tomandlorenzo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Helen-Mirren-Pirelli-2017-Calendar-Launch-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Jacques-Aazagury-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-3.jpg) (71) is still pretty damn hot. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-old-lady-man-celebrity-crush/791995/9 "2017-07-24T03:05:51Z")
Robert Plant formerly of Led Zeppelin. He’s only 8 years older than me and I’ve caught him in concert a number of times, thrice with Led Zeppelin. He was a beautiful young feller. Now he looks like Ian Anderson’s Aqualung character. I’d still do him. ---
**Author:** ![installLSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-old-lady-man-celebrity-crush/791995/10 "2017-07-24T03:08:52Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > [Helen Mirren](http://tomandlorenzo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Helen-Mirren-Pirelli-2017-Calendar-Launch-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Jacques-Aazagury-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-3.jpg) (71) is still pretty damn hot. I’d totally forgotten Mirren was in her seventies, definately add her to the list. ---
**Author:** ![Reluctant\_A](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@Reluctant\_A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reluctant_A)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-old-lady-man-celebrity-crush/791995/11 "2017-07-24T03:20:38Z")
Pam Grier Also, since they were disqualified for me from the other thread, shout-out to Salma Hayek and Monica Bellucci. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-old-lady-man-celebrity-crush/791995/12 "2017-07-24T03:24:21Z")
Stephen Colbert is 14 years older than me. Hot as hell. Barack Obama is pretty amazing too. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-old-lady-man-celebrity-crush/791995/13 "2017-07-24T03:28:11Z")
I think I mentioned Judi Dench on the other thread, actually. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-old-lady-man-celebrity-crush/791995/14 "2017-07-24T04:33:35Z")
Michelle Pfeiffer is over ten years older than me. I think the only work she has had done is dyeing her hair, and she looks pretty darn good to me. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-old-lady-man-celebrity-crush/791995/15 "2017-07-24T04:47:50Z")
[Michael Dorn](http://wikipicky.com/uploads/celebrity/Michael%20Dorn.jpg) has 14 years on me, and I’d take him out in a heartbeat. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-old-lady-man-celebrity-crush/791995/16 "2017-07-24T05:33:09Z")
Peter Capaldi. Alice Cooper. If we can count those who’ve passed, Alan Rickman and Ricardo Montalban. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-old-lady-man-celebrity-crush/791995/17 "2017-07-24T05:51:35Z")
[Sophia Loren.](http://wwd.com/fashion-news/fashion-scoops/gallery/giorgio-armani-prive-couture-aw17-celebs-front-row-photos-10938901/#!3/front-row-at-paris-fashion-week-haute-couture-fall-2017-all-the-pictures-61) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-old-lady-man-celebrity-crush/791995/18 "2017-07-24T06:00:33Z")
[Jane Seymour](http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/jane-seymour-visits-at-siriusxm-studios-on-april-4-2017-in-new-york-picture-id664471700) ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-old-lady-man-celebrity-crush/791995/19 "2017-07-24T11:27:17Z")
At my age, the women too old for me are nearly fossilized. But [Sjoukje Smit](https://img.discogs.com/jaP0iMoc2OIjR5zgyIT_szC0K40=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/A-1505737-1335896664.jpeg.jpg), AKA Sjoujke van’t Spijker AKA Maggie MacNeal of Mouth and MacNeal still looks pretty good to me. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-old-lady-man-celebrity-crush/791995/20 "2017-07-24T11:44:04Z")
Dawn Wells, again. [![](https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.FOgkJrQoDUf_QVsTgBk6TQDGEs&pid=Api) ](https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.FOgkJrQoDUf_QVsTgBk6TQDGEs&pid=Api) I’m 62, she’s 78. I’d love her to snuggle me into that bosom! :o [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-old-lady-man-celebrity-crush/791995.md?page=2)