# Your "One sentence scary story" submissions.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 30, 2015, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083 "2015-09-30T21:40:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/61 "2015-10-01T16:56:16Z")

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“Oh crap,” said the bus driver, as the steering wheel came off in his hands.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/62 "2015-10-01T17:05:51Z")

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She stared in confusion at the empty crib, with the blanket covered in glass from the shattered window.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/63 "2015-10-01T17:06:51Z")

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> [@Nars\_Glinley](#):
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> Today marked the tenth anniversary of the first day that he’d regretted not signing the living will.

Okay, I shivered at this one.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/64 "2015-10-01T17:16:25Z")

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He raised his head at the strange noise and in the dim light saw a tall, thin figure dragging the limp, partially clad body of a child, a boy or girl he could not discern as the head was missing.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/65 "2015-10-01T17:16:49Z")

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“Funny. I always shut that door.” she thought as she walked into the house.

It would have been an harmless prank if he had read the ingredients more closely.

He tried to wake up from the nightmare but of course he couldn’t as he was already awake.

She woke up naked in an room containing only a tablecloth, cheese grater and a box of Kleenex.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/66 "2015-10-01T17:25:19Z")

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Okay, one repurposed from Stephen King.

He heard his little brother sobbing in the next bed, “No, Daddy, please don’t.”

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/67 "2015-10-01T17:27:30Z")

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He’d always heard that the human brain had limits on how much pain it could handle, he hoped he was close.

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/68 "2015-10-01T17:53:06Z")

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She softly whispered from behind me, “Five seconds”; I felt the quick pop of the skin giving way followed by the almost sensual rubbery slither of the filleting knife parting muscle, seeking my heart, and as I felt it still I looked at the clock thinking, “Damn, she was right.”

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/69 "2015-10-01T18:37:58Z")

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As the light faded over the mountain top, and from his friend’s eyes, Mike thought it must be horrible to have the last things you ever hear be your own screams accompanied by banjo music.

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/70 "2015-10-01T18:46:48Z")

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His spent his last eight seconds of thought wondering how the guillotine didn’t kill him instantly.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/71 "2015-10-01T19:04:33Z")

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The tank was completely dry.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/72 "2015-10-01T19:13:24Z")

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> [@Gothic](#):
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> I don’t love you anymore.

Ouch. Bringing in a bit of frightening reality to this thread!  
Fluffy’s body was limp, her spine long broken, as her master whispered aloud “Hugs will make the pain go away…hugs will make the pain go away…”

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/73 "2015-10-01T19:37:02Z")

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/74 "2015-10-01T21:00:34Z")

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I love to watch when the red water comes.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/75 "2015-10-01T22:17:30Z")

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He bit his lip as she entered with an arm-load of Macy’s bags but knew there would be trouble as she blurted out, “Let me show these off for you!”.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/76 "2015-10-01T22:31:16Z")

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The Exxon tanker truck on the highway in front of him seemed to be moving left without its blinkers on… and before its slow sideways rolling motion had crushed even the first two feet of the front of his hood, the wreckage and debris of its cab, now swinging like a flail above his sunroof, surprised him.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/77 "2015-10-01T22:49:37Z")

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It had seemed like a miracle that they’d healed all the sick children in the world of cancer and genetic disorders the day They arrived in their ships, but by the next day everyone realized that the healed children were hungry…so very hungry.

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**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/78 "2015-10-02T00:22:05Z")

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He observed, with some trepidation, that the chef’s Pufferfish Preparation Certification appeared to be written in crayon.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/79 "2015-10-02T00:32:01Z")

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“Now, you might have to strain to see them, but there are sea wasp box jellyfish in the tank below you – I have heard anecdotes to the effect that a swimmer stung by one will continue screaming in agony even after being sedated, and that lifeguards claim amputating a stung limb would be less painful than leaving it attached – urban legends, I’m inclined to think – at any rate, we will be putting neither to the test in this particular session.”

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**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/80 "2015-10-02T01:21:29Z")

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Stupendous news, my fellow citizens: the aliens have promised they have a way to end all human suffering!

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