# Your "One sentence scary story" submissions.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 30, 2015, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083 "2015-09-30T21:40:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/161 "2015-10-08T21:52:02Z")

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After my eyelids were taped open, the real suffering began.

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**Author:** ![RenninAldreyi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RenninAldreyi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RenninAldreyi)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2026, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/162 "2026-01-31T11:29:03Z")

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I like rusty spoons.

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**Author:** ![RenninAldreyi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RenninAldreyi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RenninAldreyi)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2026, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/163 "2026-01-31T11:40:25Z")

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“Yay,” I cheered, “Spring break has been extended!”

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**Author:** ![ZonexandScout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zonexandscout/32/544_2.png) [@ZonexandScout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZonexandScout)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2026, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-one-sentence-scary-story-submissions/733083/164 "2026-01-31T12:45:27Z")

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Only dimly visible as a green outline outside my door, she whispered in a hoarse voice, “Eight dollars this year.”

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