# Your outlaw biker name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 17, 2005, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515 "2005-11-17T17:56:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/1 "2005-11-17T17:56:00Z")
Available [here](http://www.ratbike.org/motorcycho/outlawname.php). I’m “Ol’ Dogbreath” of Satan’s Barbers MC. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/2 "2005-11-17T18:02:15Z")
Ol’ Dirtbeard of the Hell’s Beerguts? I can live with that. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/3 "2005-11-17T18:04:08Z")
Ol’ Momma of the Deathcats OC. Works for me. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/4 "2005-11-17T18:06:56Z")
**Monkey of the Dirty Deaths MC** Monkey? ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/5 "2005-11-17T18:09:33Z")
**Headbanger of the Popes of Hell MC** Hey, I like that. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/6 "2005-11-17T18:15:06Z")
I’m Sheriff of the Nutcrushers MC, So look out. ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/7 "2005-11-17T18:17:25Z")
I am Bitch of the Hell’s Beerguts MC. How did it know? ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/8 "2005-11-17T18:18:41Z")
Yeah well I’m a fucking **Monkey** , so you all best beware lest I decide to fling feces at you or something. Geez, a damn Monkey. I feel like I deserve a mulligan. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/9 "2005-11-17T18:19:00Z")
Ironhorse of the Beer Junkies. I rather like that… ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/10 "2005-11-17T18:19:36Z")
Ol’ Mamma of The Heavy Horse. S’right! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/11 "2005-11-17T18:22:11Z")
> [@jrfranchi](#): > > **Headbanger of the Popes of Hell MC** Panhead here…flying the same colors as Headbanger there. I’m going to have to assume the PoH roll with blue. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/12 "2005-11-17T18:23:56Z")
I am **Head Banger** of the **Spirit Stalkers, MC**. FEAR MY WRATH! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/13 "2005-11-17T18:25:02Z")
I’m **Ol’ Monkey of the White Werewolfes MC**. **Mr. Bus Guy** let’s team up and go fling some poo at our rival Doper Bikers! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/14 "2005-11-17T18:25:18Z")
If you’re female and under the age of 40, you’re “Bitch” something. If you’re between 40-55, you’re “Mama” something. If you’re older, you’re “O’l Mama” something. It’s much more creative with the male names. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/15 "2005-11-17T18:25:34Z")
“Popes of Hell” would of course also make a great Christian Thrash Metal Band Name. I guess we’ll need to design jackets or something like that. Jim ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/16 "2005-11-17T18:25:59Z")
I’m **Ratso of the White Werewolves MC** ohhhhhkaaaay… ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/17 "2005-11-17T18:30:08Z")
Poove Bitch of the Flaming Lillies … WTF? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/18 "2005-11-17T18:32:34Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Poove Bitch of the Flaming Lillies … WTF? Sheesh! And people say _I’m_ gay! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/19 "2005-11-17T18:35:10Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Poove Bitch of the Flaming Lillies … WTF? _snicker_ _louder snicker_ _giggle_ _convulsive, uncontrollable laughter_ I will forever associate you now with “Poove Bitch” ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/20 "2005-11-17T18:44:05Z")
Pretty Boy Alex of the Hungry Horses MC. I certainly am pretty. –Cliffy [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515.md?page=2)