# Your outlaw biker name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 17, 2005, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515 "2005-11-17T17:56:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/21 "2005-11-17T18:45:09Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Poove Bitch of the Flaming Lillies … WTF? **Inigo** : it takes a brave person to post that Biker Name. Of Course I think the \*\*Popes of Hell \*\* and the \*\*White Werewolves \*\* might need to eliminate the “Flaming Lillies” _Snerk_, that is too much. Headbanger ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/22 "2005-11-17T18:57:00Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Ol’ Dirtbeard of the Hell’s Beerguts? > > I can live with that. I’m another Dirtbeard, but I ride with the Booze Junkies. I sense a turfwar coming up… ---
**Author:** ![moonstarssun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9bd4f/32.png) [@moonstarssun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moonstarssun)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/23 "2005-11-17T19:06:58Z")
I’m Bitch of the Crazy Dawgs. Any other Crazy Dawgs out there? Anyone? Anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Dorjan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorjan/32/12440_2.png) [@Dorjan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dorjan)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/24 "2005-11-17T19:11:56Z")
I’m **Monkey** of the **Nutcrushers MC** , and I better not see anybody selling crank on MY TURF. _Revs his chopped Triumph_ ---
**Author:** ![cruel\_butterfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@cruel\_butterfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cruel_butterfly)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/25 "2005-11-17T19:15:16Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > I’m **Ol’ Monkey of the White Werewolfes MC**. **Mr. Bus Guy** let’s team up and go fling some poo at our rival Doper Bikers! 😃 I’m **Bitch of the White Werewolfes**. What a coincidence. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/26 "2005-11-17T19:22:15Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Poove Bitch of the Flaming Lillies … WTF? Bwhaahaa… “WTF” indeed! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/27 "2005-11-17T19:23:09Z")
> [@An Arky](#): > > I’m **Ratso of the White Werewolves MC** > > ohhhhhkaaaay… :dubious: Hmmm…that’s the same name they gave me. Let’s fight for it. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/28 "2005-11-17T19:24:57Z")
I’m **Ol’ Momma of the Whiskey Priests MC** Woo-hoo! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Goob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@Mr.Goob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goob)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/29 "2005-11-17T19:25:34Z")
\*\*Ol Monkey of the Toecutters. \*\* I hope none of you are like the yuppie Hardley-Dangerous riders spending more time polishing and adding chrome that getting out and riding. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/30 "2005-11-17T19:27:36Z")
Nutcase of the Donkey Punchers. Who’s up for an ass kickin? ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/31 "2005-11-17T19:31:59Z")
Bitch of the Hungry Horses MC. I like ta ride 'em hard and put 'em up wet! ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/32 "2005-11-17T19:32:54Z")
> [@NurseCarmen](#): > > Nutcase of the Donkey Punchers. Who’s up for an ass kickin? That would be an ass **punching** , right? ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/33 "2005-11-17T19:48:27Z")
Smokey of the Popes of Hell MC What do I win? Who’s up for having some “Popes of Hell” biker jackets made? ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/34 "2005-11-17T19:58:35Z")
**Meat-O of the Spider Skulls MC** Looks like I’m ridin alone, but at least I’m not a Flaming Lilly. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/35 "2005-11-17T20:00:49Z")
> [@CynicalGabe](#): > > Who’s up for having some “Popes of Hell” biker jackets made? Maybe we can talk **Amazon Floozy Goddess** into drawing something up for us? Hey **AFG**! Got five minutes to doodle us up a logo? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/36 "2005-11-17T20:05:02Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Maybe we can talk **Amazon Floozy Goddess** into drawing something up for us? Hey **AFG**! Got five minutes to doodle us up a logo? 🙂 Here’s a [popehat](http://www.cospeconline.com/images/imagecache/EL07A3465.jpg150x168). I’m thinking a dozen popes from the back with Pitchforks. Headbanger ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/37 "2005-11-17T20:18:42Z")
**Bitch Toecutters MC** Huh. I have to think about that one. but had I been born a male… **Dirty “IvoryTowerDenizen” Donkey Punchers MC** (it actual stuck my name in there- a decidedly female name) ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/38 "2005-11-17T20:19:43Z")
> [@Mr. Goob](#): > > \*\*Ol Monkey of the Toecutters. \*\* > > I hope none of you are like the yuppie Hardley-Dangerous riders spending more time polishing and adding chrome that getting out and riding. Hey Toecutter- you’re with me! ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/39 "2005-11-17T20:24:25Z")
**Smoky of the Sons of Santa** Hide your women, cuz I’m coming down the chimney soon! ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/40 "2005-11-17T20:26:49Z")
Ol’ Mamma of the Dope Dragons MC. I shit you not. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515.md?page=3)