# Your outlaw biker name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 17, 2005, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515 "2005-11-17T17:56:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/41 "2005-11-17T20:29:01Z")
Bitch of the Whiskey Priests MC. Wow. It’s a nickname _and_ a personality indicator all in one. Cool. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/42 "2005-11-17T20:54:46Z")
> [@Avarie537](#): > > Bitch of the Hungry Horses MC. > > I like ta ride 'em hard and put 'em up wet! Well, we must have split up our gang awhile back and we took all the food because I’m…Smokey of HEAVY Horses MC. Stay hungry now, ya hear? ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/43 "2005-11-17T21:05:58Z")
> [@wolfman](#): > > **Meat-O of the Spider Skulls MC** > > Looks like I’m ridin alone, but at least I’m not a Flaming Lilly. Not alone, Bro. I’m Bitch of the Spider Skulls MC. But hear this, I get my own bike. I ain’t riding bitch. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/44 "2005-11-17T21:15:55Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Maybe we can talk **Amazon Floozy Goddess** into drawing something up for us? Hey **AFG**! Got five minutes to doodle us up a logo? 🙂 We could use CafePress to drum up some shirts with said logo! ---
**Author:** ![TwoOnSunday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@TwoOnSunday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoOnSunday)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/45 "2005-11-17T21:19:26Z")
‘Bitch’ of the Cracked Craniums. It’s a proud family name. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/46 "2005-11-17T21:23:06Z")
Behold! I am **Meat-O of the Donkey Punchers MC**! Now If someone could get named “Beat-O,” we could form a duet. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/47 "2005-11-17T21:27:17Z")
I am **Bitch of the Booze Junkies MC**??? I don’t think so. ---
**Author:** ![Aguecheek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/48 "2005-11-17T21:31:33Z")
Oh man, I got you all beat. I’m **Titty Squeezer** , riding with the Spider Skulls. **[del]wolfman, Ghanima[/del]**. Urm… **Meat-O, Bitch** …let’s ride. ---
**Author:** ![Emily\_Litella](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emily_litella/32/3370_2.png) [@Emily\_Litella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emily_Litella)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/49 "2005-11-17T22:27:05Z")
I’m Ol Momma of Hell’s Beerguts MC um, … what’s a Poove? ---
**Author:** ![Wallflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Wallflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallflower)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/50 "2005-11-17T22:35:52Z")
**Momma of the Wild Weirdos MC**. Damn straight! Hubby is **Meat-o of the Sons of Santa MC** , also a perfect fit. How cool is that? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/51 "2005-11-17T23:16:44Z")
> [@Daithi Lacha](#): > > Behold! I am **Meat-O of the Donkey Punchers MC**! Now If someone could get named “Beat-O,” we could form a duet. Hey hey ride brutha, I’m **Headbanger of the Donkey Punchers MC!** \ Being a part of a virtual biker gang is making me all verklempt 😉 ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/52 "2005-11-17T23:22:08Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > I am **Bitch of the Booze Junkies MC**??? > I don’t think so. Whoohoo! A fellow Booze Junkie! To make up for your name, I hereby nominate you the leader. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/53 "2005-11-18T19:08:01Z")
Ol’ Greasy Jim of the Nutcrushers MC Odd, I’ve got a Dutch last name so I thought I’d be “Dutch”. ---
**Author:** ![akira5822](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@akira5822](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akira5822)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/54 "2005-11-18T19:32:37Z")
\*\*Knucklehead \*\* of the **Dirty Ducks MC** :mad: ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/55 "2005-11-18T21:43:20Z")
I’m **Bitch** of the **Death Cats MC**. Oh…Okay. _ahem_ ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/56 "2005-11-18T21:49:42Z")
Lil’ Monkey of the Heavy Horses MC! Not only am I a monkey, i’m a small one ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/57 "2005-11-18T21:55:11Z")
I am **Bitch of the Dirty Drunkards MC**. Sounds about right. ---
**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/58 "2005-11-18T22:13:47Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > Yeah well I’m a fucking **Monkey** , so you all best beware lest I decide to fling feces at you or something. > > Geez, a damn Monkey. I feel like I deserve a mulligan. You think you deserve a mulligan? At least you’re name isn’t necessarily going to get your ass kicked. Me? I’m **Mickey Mouse of the Heavy Horses MCF**. F\*ck that! ---
**Author:** ![Godfrey\_Daniels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Godfrey\_Daniels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Godfrey_Daniels)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/59 "2005-11-18T22:32:23Z")
Ol’ Knucklehead of the Popes of Hell MC. I’ll skin your gizzards and steal all your women, especially you Lily Livered Flamin’ Lillies! ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/60 "2005-11-18T22:56:36Z")
> [@akira5822](#): > > \*\*Knucklehead \*\* of the **Dirty Ducks MC** :mad: Ooo! I’m a Bitch of the Dirty Ducks MC. How you doin’? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515.md?page=4)