# Your outlaw biker name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 17, 2005, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515 "2005-11-17T17:56:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Manatee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/50afbb/32.png) [@Manatee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manatee)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/61 "2005-11-18T23:04:06Z")
**Wrench Head of the Wild Weirdos MC** checkin’ in. Actually, I know jack about engines, so the name couldn’t be less appropriate. I am a weirdo, though. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2005, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/62 "2005-11-19T00:12:53Z")
Bubba of the Hell’s Beerguts MC ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2005, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/63 "2005-11-19T01:20:52Z")
> [@vl\_mungo](#): > > You think you deserve a mulligan? At least you’re name isn’t necessarily going to get your ass kicked. Me? I’m **Mickey Mouse of the Heavy Horses MCF**. > > F\*ck that! Hmm. We Heavy Horses have a **Mickey Mouse** and **Lil’ Monkey**. I’m thinking we’re not the most respected gang aroung here… ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2005, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/64 "2005-11-19T01:27:14Z")
I am Bitch of the Nutcrushers. Look out. Because I am a Bitch. And apparently I crush nuts. So…watch it. ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2005, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/65 "2005-11-19T02:10:08Z")
Greasy Wheelie of the Cracked Craniums MC. Well, I _do_ work on motorcycles for a living. Just not Harleys. Or choppers. My Norton was a wrecked chopper when I bought it.:rolleyes: First thing I fixed was the front end! 😃 Goes like stink, she does. That is when she’s not in pieces. Like now. ---
**Author:** ![PinkNailFile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8491ac/32.png) [@PinkNailFile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PinkNailFile)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2005, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/66 "2005-11-19T03:59:49Z")
> [@Batsinma Belfry](#): > > If you’re female and under the age of 40, you’re “Bitch” something. If you’re between 40-55, you’re “Mama” something. If you’re older, you’re “O’l Mama” something. > > It’s much more creative with the male names. Ahhh but see if you’re 15, then you’re “Lil Bitch.” For instance, me. Ahem. “Lil Bitch of the Dead Donkeys MC” I like it. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2005, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/67 "2005-11-19T07:14:09Z")
No other **Satan’s Barbers** yet? Oh well. I reckon I can kick your asses by myself. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2005, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/68 "2005-11-19T23:25:47Z")
> [@slortar](#): > > Whoohoo! A fellow Booze Junkie! To make up for your name, I hereby nominate you the leader. 🙂 **Headbanger** of the **Booze Junkies MC** wants to be free - free to ride his machine and not get hassled by The Man - and free to get loaded! Yeah! Shall we read the minutes from the last meeting? ---
**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2005, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/69 "2005-11-20T06:01:39Z")
Okay, so I’m Ol’ Ratso of the White Werewolves MC. But wait. There are already two ratsos of the WWMC. So what am I? Ratso Emeritus? The Big Cheese and An Arky, you two had better hang onto your trainer wheels, cuz there’s no room for you in this outfit. Oh wait. You do have me outnumbered, don’t you? Well, I’m sure we can work something out in an amicable fashion… ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2005, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/70 "2005-11-20T06:30:25Z")
[OdorGod of The Scooter Tramps](http://home.comcast.net/~cpeek001/Billybob.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Gail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Gail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gail)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2005, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/71 "2005-11-20T06:47:10Z")
I’m Ol’ Mama of the Spider Skulls MC. ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2005, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/72 "2005-11-20T07:04:45Z")
I’m Momma of the Spider Skulls MC. Fear me. 😉 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2005, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/73 "2005-11-20T13:06:51Z")
I’m **Ol’ titty squeezer** of the **Popes of Hell MC** Bring on the bitches! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![akira5822](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@akira5822](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akira5822)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2005, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/74 "2005-11-20T19:52:36Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > Ooo! I’m a Bitch of the Dirty Ducks MC. How you doin’? 😉 Well hello there little lady !! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/75 "2005-11-20T20:10:04Z")
**Nicodemus** A **FreeRider** of thirty-plus years now. _Sworn to Fun, Loyal to None_ I really do have the bike ('79 HD Shovelhead), built it with my own two hands and have riden and partied with real 1% clubs. When I read the OP I missed the link and was thinking “WTF?” but, upon review, I understand. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2005, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/76 "2005-11-20T21:01:39Z")
Ratso of the Hell’s Beerguts MC. Ratso? ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/77 "2005-11-21T00:54:08Z")
Another member of the Donkey Punchers checkin’ in here. As a _bitch_, shouldn’t I be looking for some weenie (hehehe) hanging from a tree (yeah right) that I can catch with my mouth and bite (yum??)? Right. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Jet\_Jaguar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jet_jaguar/32/3562_2.png) [@Jet\_Jaguar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jet_Jaguar)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/78 "2005-11-21T01:13:51Z")
I’m **Ironhorse** , another member of the **Heavy Horses Motorcyle Club**. IRL I don’t belong to any motorcycle club and don’t have a knickname, though by buddies have dubbed my bike the Red Hornet because it looks like a demented robot hornet and, well, it’s red. ---
**Author:** ![Boulter\_s\_Canary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Boulter\_s\_Canary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boulter_s_Canary)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/79 "2005-11-21T11:00:34Z")
> [@Jet Jaguar](#): > > I’m **Ironhorse** , another member of the **Heavy Horses Motorcyle Club**. > > IRL I don’t belong to any motorcycle club and don’t have a knickname, though by buddies have dubbed my bike the Red Hornet because it looks like a demented robot hornet and, well, it’s red. Ol’ Jelly Belly of the Hungry Horses MC. Yep. ---
**Author:** ![theLaughingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/90db22/32.png) [@theLaughingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/theLaughingMan)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/80 "2005-11-21T12:34:38Z")
**Shovelhead** of the\*\* Dead Donkeys MC\*\* checkin’ in! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515.md?page=5)