# Your outlaw biker name

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 17, 2005, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515 "2005-11-17T17:56:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![sniperfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@sniperfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sniperfang)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/81 "2005-11-21T12:50:46Z")

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I be **Dragstrip King** , of the **Spider Skulls MC**! 🆒  
Kneel before me, thou bitches!

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**Author:** ![sniperfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@sniperfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sniperfang)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/82 "2005-11-21T12:55:24Z")

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> [@Inigo Montoya](#):
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> Poove Bitch of the Flaming Lillies … WTF?

Blink.  
Blink.  
Loud, sudden, uncontrollable laughter.

Oh **Inigo** , that hilarious, that is. You poor sod. 😃

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/83 "2005-11-21T20:15:57Z")

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Lil’ Cycho Aaron of the Dirty Drunkards MC

(and no, I’m not 15, I’m actually legal)

> [@Anastasaeon](#):
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> I am Bitch of the Dirty Drunkards MC

How _you_ doin, bitch? 😃

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/84 "2005-11-21T21:10:44Z")

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I’m **Bitch of the Hungry Horses MC** while my girlfriend is \*\* Bitch of the Popes of Hell MC\*\*…both oddly on the money as I’m a recovering large animal pre-vet student and she’s a recovering catholic…

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**Author:** ![Mooella](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mooella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooella)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/85 "2005-11-21T21:39:33Z")

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[QUOTE=ivylass]  
I am **Bitch of the Booze Junkies MC**???  
\*Me Too!

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**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/86 "2005-11-22T03:52:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Mooella]

> [@ivylass](#):
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> I am **Bitch of the Booze Junkies MC**???  
> \*Me Too!

Bitch fight!

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/87 "2005-11-22T04:24:19Z")

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I’m still waiting on the ‘Popes of Hell’ logo… 😉

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/88 "2005-11-22T04:27:22Z")

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> [@CynicalGabe](#):
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> I’m still waiting on the ‘Popes of Hell’ logo… 😉

[Well Hal got a little Busy.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=345946)

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**Author:** ![DrLoveGun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@DrLoveGun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrLoveGun)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/89 "2005-11-22T05:03:31Z")

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Titty Squeezer of the Spider Skulls MC

Ok, Terrific

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/90 "2005-11-22T05:05:48Z")

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> [@jrfranchi](#):
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> **Headbanger of the Popes of Hell MC**
> 
> Hey, I like that.

Hey! I’m  
Ol’ Momma of the Popes of Hell MC  
But I did some experimenting: females are always  
Li’l Bitch  
Bitch or  
Ol’ Momma

hmmph

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**Author:** ![dbuzman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de0a6/32.png) [@dbuzman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbuzman)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/91 "2005-11-22T05:11:43Z")

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I’m Ratso of the Donkey Punchers MC.

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**Author:** ![Hometownboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5e9695/32.png) [@Hometownboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hometownboy)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/92 "2005-11-22T06:37:12Z")

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That would be **Ol’ Cycho** That’s right, “Cycho,” not “Psycho,” of the **Booze Junkies**

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**Author:** ![Hometownboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5e9695/32.png) [@Hometownboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hometownboy)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/93 "2005-11-22T06:42:06Z")

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And it turns out my sweet wife is **Ol’ Mamma** of the **Nutcrushers** , which explains rather a lot, now that I think of it…

::“Born to Be Wild” theme swells in background::

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-outlaw-biker-name/331515/94 "2005-11-22T14:20:47Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> Hey! I’m  
> Ol’ Momma of the Popes of Hell MC  
> But I did some experimenting: females are always  
> Li’l Bitch  
> Bitch or  
> Ol’ Momma
> 
> hmmph

I think we number 5 now.

Jim

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