# Your Patron Saint Designation by . . . Swimming Riddles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2000, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-patron-saint-designation-by-swimming-riddles/16536 "2000-04-27T12:59:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-patron-saint-designation-by-swimming-riddles/16536/281 "2001-02-06T03:08:01Z")
Excuse me. I was quoting you. **I** would’ve made myself Saint of Obscure Weeds and of Peach-Flavored Soft Drinks, or some such. But then, I’m boring. * * * Foolsguinea, Formerly Swaint of Chee-tos, now damned to the FIRES OF HELL!! Ouch! ---
**Author:** ![Arwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7c8e57/32.png) [@Arwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arwen)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-patron-saint-designation-by-swimming-riddles/16536/282 "2001-10-05T17:52:44Z")
I apologize profusely for kicking this thread in the ass when it was happily dead, but I desparately want a sainthood! And I want to learn to spell, but that is an outside issue. Can the Patron Saints of Sainthoods please bless me with a designation? Peace be with you. ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-patron-saint-designation-by-swimming-riddles/16536/283 "2001-10-05T18:52:54Z")
Oooh! Me next! Do one for me! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-patron-saint-designation-by-swimming-riddles/16536.md?page=14)