# Your peanut butter: Now with nutritious rat excrement! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 13, 2009, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-peanut-butter-now-with-nutritious-rat-excrement/485627 "2009-02-13T01:29:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![EasyPhil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47c2d/32.png) [@EasyPhil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EasyPhil)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-peanut-butter-now-with-nutritious-rat-excrement/485627/61 "2009-02-14T18:19:18Z")
[http://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/peanutbutterrecall/index.cfm](http://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/peanutbutterrecall/index.cfm) These products are all over, Pathmark, Trader Joes, Nestle, Shoprite… ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-peanut-butter-now-with-nutritious-rat-excrement/485627/62 "2009-02-14T21:01:25Z")
Oops. Sure-Pak is on that list. They make MREs. I wonder if any soldiers got sick. There is a special circle of Hell for the owners and managers of this plant, and I hope they get to see it “within the fore-ordained time period for which they are alive, for stating anything else would violate the idiotic prohibition on “wishing death upon people” that this board has.” ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-peanut-butter-now-with-nutritious-rat-excrement/485627/63 "2009-02-14T21:18:17Z")
> [@Captain\_Carrot](#): > > Oh, come on, how am I supposed to be able to tell when it’s **gonzomax**? Thats the fun of it. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-peanut-butter-now-with-nutritious-rat-excrement/485627/64 "2009-02-14T21:46:13Z")
A skosh of Prizis Honor and the unsubtle truth that for many ,lives are worth the money.Some people died but profits were high. ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-peanut-butter-now-with-nutritious-rat-excrement/485627/65 "2009-02-14T22:32:20Z")
> [@EasyPhil](#): > > [http://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/peanutbutterrecall/index.cfm](http://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/peanutbutterrecall/index.cfm) > > These products are all over, Pathmark, Trader Joes, Nestle, Shoprite… I find it interesting that two of the items on the “CANDY PRODUCTS” list are “Bear Poop” and “Bear Scat”. I’d love to see a letter of complaint alleging that somebody bought Bear Poop and it wasn’t as pure and wholesome as it should have been. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-peanut-butter-now-with-nutritious-rat-excrement/485627/66 "2009-02-14T22:43:36Z")
> [@Baldwin](#): > > I find it interesting that two of the items on the “CANDY PRODUCTS” list are “Bear Poop” and “Bear Scat”. I’d love to see a letter of complaint alleging that somebody bought Bear Poop and it wasn’t as pure and wholesome as it should have been. Well, I think a case could be made that if you thought you were buying **Bear** Poop and wound up with **rat** poop, you were defrauded. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-peanut-butter-now-with-nutritious-rat-excrement/485627/67 "2009-02-15T03:52:54Z")
This would be a good place for someone to link to the “Crunchy Frog” sketch from Monty Python. Oh, the hell with it. [Here it is.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6uLfermPU) ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-peanut-butter-now-with-nutritious-rat-excrement/485627/68 "2009-02-15T06:03:32Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > This would be a good place for someone to link to the “Crunchy Frog” sketch from Monty Python. > > Oh, the hell with it. [Here it is.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6uLfermPU) (psssst… Post # 26) ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-peanut-butter-now-with-nutritious-rat-excrement/485627/69 "2009-02-16T14:33:43Z")
How are these people not in jail right this moment? You kill someone, you go to jail, isn’t that the rules? Oh, not for business. I forgot. ---
**Author:** ![BlinkingDuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eada6e/32.png) [@BlinkingDuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlinkingDuck)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-peanut-butter-now-with-nutritious-rat-excrement/485627/70 "2009-02-16T17:10:02Z")
> [@Daylate](#): > > The Chinese have the best method of dealing with this type of criminal. Do they still charge the family for the bullet used in the execution? As I’ve suggested in 2 previous threads…bring back scourging and crucifiction! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-peanut-butter-now-with-nutritious-rat-excrement/485627.md?page=3)