# Your Pets' Names?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pets-names/572409>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 24, 2011, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pets-names/572409 "2011-02-24T02:37:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pets-names/572409/1 "2011-02-24T02:37:49Z")

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Please share with me your dog’s and cat’s names and how you decided on that particular name?

My Maine Coon is named Bertrand after Bertrand Russell, ([Bertrand Russell - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bertrand_Russell)) a man I have admired all my adult life.

“Bertie” is a quiet kitty, and very loving and loyal. When D and I (because of my snoring so loudly) need to sleep in separate bedrooms, he makes sure he spends time sleeping with both of us pretty much equally, as if he’s trying to be fair.

To me, that’s a very good example of an animal’s (pet’s) “philosophy”.

That’s very basic, I know, but I’m looking forward to reading yours.

Thanks

Q

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**Author:** ![Sandra\_Battye](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sandra_battye/32/552_2.png) [@Sandra\_Battye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sandra_Battye)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pets-names/572409/2 "2011-02-24T03:07:18Z")

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Tracy because she was rescued from Tracy, CA. She’s a catahoula dog.

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**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pets-names/572409/3 "2011-02-24T03:11:51Z")

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[Chooch.](http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/1491/img2915u.jpg)It’s Cherokee for “boy” and a friend used to call me that in college. Unfortunately it also loosely translates to idiot/jackass in Italian.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pets-names/572409/4 "2011-02-24T03:17:49Z")

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Three cats:

River

Inara

Cade

The first two are from Firefly. Cade was originally Kaley, but he turned out to be a boy, so we changed it to Cade. He’s named for Cade Foster from the TV show First Wave.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pets-names/572409/5 "2011-02-24T03:17:52Z")

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I don’t have any dogs or cats right now. ☹ Our last dog, a dalmatian, was named Siren. She is one of a long line of dalmatians owned by my former firefighter/paramedic SO, all of whom had names relating to fire or firehouse equipment. I told him the next time we get a dog, we’re naming her Muffler. Siren lived up to her name all too well. She’s now enjoying life on a farm. No, really! Our little apartment yard just wasn’t working out for her, so we Craigslisted her to an awesome family moving to a farm in Maryland.

We’ve still got a fish, though, a Betta, mostly dark red with some gorgeous blue/teal highlights. He doesn’t need a yard. His name is Darwin.

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**Author:** ![Mrs\_Johnson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7cd45c/32.png) [@Mrs\_Johnson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs_Johnson)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pets-names/572409/6 "2011-02-24T03:24:39Z")

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Our dogs came pre-named. We have retired racing greyhounds and most of them have unique names. We’ve just shortened them a bit.

Radcliff (Sir Radcliff)  
Scandal (Scandalous)  
Memory (HWH Memory)

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**Author:** ![Heyoka13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Heyoka13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heyoka13)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pets-names/572409/7 "2011-02-24T03:26:41Z")

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OK, here is a chance for some one here to really establish some street cred.

My cat is named after a dog on Star Trek.  
Any guesses?

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pets-names/572409/8 "2011-02-24T03:31:10Z")

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Molly?

My cats are named [Emma](http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/17951_308013362870_618567870_3428967_2010081_n.jpg), [Molly](http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/66679_451595302870_618567870_5276211_2260957_n.jpg), and [Ariel](http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/16740_185415972870_618567870_2890232_3005371_n.jpg). My Molly is not named after Janeway’s dog. It just seemed like a fitting name. Emma and Ariel are named after Emma Frost and a combination of The Little Mermaid and Kitty Pryde.

[Sebastian](http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/6292_118337067870_618567870_2267676_2243672_n.jpg)died about a year and a half ago. Someone else named him after the crab from The Little Mermaid, hence Ariel, but I retroactively named him after both him and Sebastian Shaw, hence Emma.

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**Author:** ![Heyoka13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Heyoka13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heyoka13)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pets-names/572409/9 "2011-02-24T03:36:40Z")

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Nope, not Molly.

(Pic of Molly sure is cute)

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pets-names/572409/10 "2011-02-24T03:42:40Z")

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Porthos, then? And thanks! She’s possibly the most affectionate cat I have ever had. She is a handful as the picture probably implies.

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pets-names/572409/11 "2011-02-24T03:44:10Z")

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My Max-cat is named after the little boy in _Where the Wild Things Are_, since he loves the Wild Rumpus so much.

I thought I was being quite clever with that, it wasn’t until later I discovered that Max is the most common pet name in America. (But Max is from Bulgaria and it is not a common pet name there! It’s actually very close to the Bulgarian word for “kitten”, and people kept mishearing and thinking that was his name. Come on, I’m more original than that!)

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pets-names/572409/12 "2011-02-24T03:44:46Z")

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**Ariel** is precious!

She’s sitting in a little crate marked “BC” which are the initials of my real name: Bill Craig.

They are all cute kitties, though and I am sorry you lost little Sebastian!

Looks like you “tied” them together in a very clever way, **Hades**!

Striking out on the Star Trek dog’s name, though! ☹

Q

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**Author:** ![Renee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/renee/32/287_2.png) [@Renee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Renee)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pets-names/572409/13 "2011-02-24T03:48:03Z")

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When we adopted [Sylvie](https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_DWwpklihns0/TPq0vxD4g8I/AAAAAAAAGJQ/W_V4qRogUW8/s640/IMG_2234.JPG), her name was Sissy, which is a name I despise. But she was an adult, and we didn’t want to confuse her too much, so we picked something we liked that sounded kind of like Sissy.

[Mirabel](https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_DWwpklihns0/TMAup1F24yI/AAAAAAAAFmc/9BbPZ02OGxY/s512/IMG_2221.JPG) came from the pound, and it’s just a name I liked. No significance.

[Olive](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_DWwpklihns0/TOANuDOC5KI/AAAAAAAAIDw/ztZXthzM5MY/s800/DSC05531.JPG)was found, massively pregnant, in a farm field before Christmas. We named the puppies reindeer names, and someone on this board suggested Olive (the other reindeer) for mama.

[Wally](https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_DWwpklihns0/TWXUnGIPpuI/AAAAAAAAJCQ/XpVhgURIlFc/s512/IMG_3222.JPG)was originally Wallaby, just because it seemed to fit, and it got shortened.

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**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pets-names/572409/14 "2011-02-24T03:49:30Z")

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My German Shepherd is **Hanna**. (I don’t know how I arrived at that name, and I don’t have a bs story to tell about it at the moment.)

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pets-names/572409/15 "2011-02-24T03:51:06Z")

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[My two girls…](http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k302/labtrash/P1010202.jpg)  
Willow is the Yellow, Morgana is the Black

“No, you can’t touch the baby”

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pets-names/572409/16 "2011-02-24T03:55:24Z")

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Or “Bertie”…

[![](https://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff71/Drummerboy49/bertcontest1.jpg) ](https://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff71/Drummerboy49/bertcontest1.jpg)

Thanks

Quasi

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pets-names/572409/17 "2011-02-24T03:56:48Z")

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> [@Labtrash](#):
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> [My two girls…](http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k302/labtrash/P1010202.jpg)  
> Willow is the Yellow, Morgana is the Black
> 
> “No, you can’t touch the baby”

OMG! That’s award-winning, **Labtrash**!

Q

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pets-names/572409/18 "2011-02-24T03:57:42Z")

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We’ve got a **Boris** , a maltese/shihtzu cross, who really doesn’t live up to his tough-guy name. _Fluffy_ or _Princess_ might have been more apt. 😃

And **Daphne** , ('cos she certainly didn’t smell like a rose when we adopted her). She’s a Smithfield cattle-dog (Stumpy-tailed Cattle Dog) cross Black Labrador and as cute as a button…but has no tail. 😛

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pets-names/572409/19 "2011-02-24T03:59:50Z")

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Renee! SO MUCH personality (animality???) in all of them!🙂

Sylvie could warm my feet anytime!😉

Q

> [@Renee](#):
>
> When we adopted [Sylvie](https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_DWwpklihns0/TPq0vxD4g8I/AAAAAAAAGJQ/W_V4qRogUW8/s640/IMG_2234.JPG), her name was Sissy, which is a name I despise. But she was an adult, and we didn’t want to confuse her too much, so we picked something we liked that sounded kind of like Sissy.
> 
> [Mirabel](https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_DWwpklihns0/TMAup1F24yI/AAAAAAAAFmc/9BbPZ02OGxY/s512/IMG_2221.JPG) came from the pound, and it’s just a name I liked. No significance.
> 
> [Olive](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_DWwpklihns0/TOANuDOC5KI/AAAAAAAAIDw/ztZXthzM5MY/s800/DSC05531.JPG)was found, massively pregnant, in a farm field before Christmas. We named the puppies reindeer names, and someone on this board suggested Olive (the other reindeer) for mama.
> 
> [Wally](https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_DWwpklihns0/TWXUnGIPpuI/AAAAAAAAJCQ/XpVhgURIlFc/s512/IMG_3222.JPG)was originally Wallaby, just because it seemed to fit, and it got shortened.

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**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pets-names/572409/20 "2011-02-24T04:00:15Z")

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When I was a child, I was in charge of naming the cats we had, and so being a practical sort back then, I usually named them after their physical traits, i.e. Fluffy, Black Foot, Nosey, (he had a big black patch on his nose.)

When I got older, I named my cats after whatever caught my fancy at the time.

A cinnamon colored tabby (female) : Figara, after my favorite opera character.

An all black male: Rasputin. I was a big Tom Baker fan. He played the mad monk in _Nicholas and Alexandra_. I wasn’t about to call a male cat Tom. Too boring.

A dusty calico female: Swipesy, after one of my favorite Scott Joplin ragtime piano pieces.

An orange tabby male: Shupiluliumiash. Shuppy for short. I wanted a nice loooong name. Shupiluliumiash was a Hittite king from long ago who had 65 children, not all with the same woman of course. Recently, they’ve started spelling his name Shupiluliuma, to my great disgust. It was either Shupiluliumiash or the Babylonian Shamash-Shuma-Ukin. Lately, I’ve developed a fondness for Shamash-Shuma-Ukin. He could be shortened to Ukky! How cute would that be? Maybe next kitty.

Sadly, of all my cats, only Shuppy still survives. He’s seventeen. He’ll be eighteen next month.

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