# Your pizza experience managed by Christ

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 11, 2012, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722 "2012-12-11T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/21 "2012-12-11T19:02:44Z")

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I want the one managed by Judas.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/22 "2012-12-11T19:03:54Z")

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I might need to order Papa Johns for dinner simply to test this theory out…

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/23 "2012-12-11T19:04:02Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> Nothing you’ve posted proves that it’s on every box in the country. You linked to 3 articles, two of which say that it was likely Christopher or Christine, and a handful of pictures showing “Christ”.
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> “Christine” and “Christopher” are both relatively common names, and Papa John’s has standard labels and probably standard printers for those labels. So it’s not unreasonable that 8 or 10 stores in the country would have a manager by that name and would all truncate it at the same place.
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> This makes for a humorous coincidence so there are bound to be a few pictures of it on the internet. Nobody’s going to remark on “Your pizza experience managed by John”, let alone photograph it and put it on the net.

really, You think that is more likely than the more obvious explanation? Really? Like I said, I do not agree with the interpretation of the articles. They are flat out wrong. Did you see my google search? It’s more than just three, and it is all over the country. You really think there are that many Christ(inas, tophers, ines) managing Papajohns? That seems less likely than my interpretation. Why wouldn’t the label clearly be able to print out their name? Why wouldn’t they put Chris?

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/24 "2012-12-11T19:07:04Z")

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> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#):
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> I might need to order Papa Johns for dinner simply to test this theory out…

That-a-boy. Take one for the team.

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/25 "2012-12-11T19:10:41Z")

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I did find a article which had “Your Pizza Experience Managed by Reese” and one by Jeremy, but these predate 2012. I think maybe Papajohns is using their old “Your pizza experience managed by…” and is now putting Christ’s name on the box instead of the actual manager’s name. I could be completely paranoid though. I can admit when I am wrong. It just seems a strange coincidence they wouldn’t have bothered to make a longer name fit on the box.

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/26 "2012-12-11T19:12:19Z")

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Ahhh, crap. **davidm** is probably right and I am wrong.

> **[Seen on my Papa John's pizza box](http://funundrum.blogspot.com/2006/10/seen-on-my-papa-johns-pizza-box.html)**
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> "Your pizza experience managed by Christ" This is probably what happens when Papa John's Employee #25837 wrote in CHRISTOPHER J BLOOMSFELD o...

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/27 "2012-12-11T19:16:06Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> That-a-boy. Take one for the team.

Actually, comically enough, there was a pizza box in the office when I walked in here.

“Pizza Experienced managed by Tim McG”

So I’m betting it’s a manager thing and people are just getting their panties in a twist because it has to do with religion and people gotta hate on religion.

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/28 "2012-12-11T19:21:18Z")

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> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#):
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> Actually, comically enough, there was a pizza box in the office when I walked in here.
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> “Pizza Experienced managed by Tim McG”
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> So I’m betting it’s a manager thing and people are just getting their panties in a twist because it has to do with religion and people gotta hate on religion.

Hey now, I am no hater! I am a former Sunday School teacher 😃

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**Author:** ![mascaroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/29 "2012-12-11T19:23:06Z")

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> [@April\_R](#):
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> Ahhh, crap. **davidm** is probably right and I am wrong.  
> [Funundrum: Seen on my Papa John's pizza box](http://funundrum.blogspot.com/2006/10/seen-on-my-papa-johns-pizza-box.html)

Don’t worry about it…

“Let he who is without sin cast the first stone-baked pizza”

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/30 "2012-12-11T19:35:23Z")

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For the record, my post wasn’t intended to mock or criticize **April R**. I was just pointing out that this was likely coincidence heightened by the fact that people will remark on it and photograph it while not giving a second thought to non-Christ managed pizza.

This is one of the dangers of the net. It’s a BIG world and there are bound to be some unlikely coincidences in it. People remark on the coincidences and ignore the mundane things so we end up with a somewhat warped view of the world.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/31 "2012-12-11T19:36:50Z")

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> [@mascaroni](#):
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> Don’t worry about it…
> 
> “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone-baked pizza”

Excellent! Well played, Sir! Or Madam as the case may be. 😃

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/32 "2012-12-11T19:37:58Z")

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> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#):
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> Actually, comically enough, there was a pizza box in the office when I walked in here.
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> “Pizza Experienced managed by Tim McG”
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> So I’m betting it’s a manager thing and people are just getting their panties in a twist because it has to do with religion and people gotta hate on religion.

Because any mention of relgion that isn’t an outright promotion counts as hatred, right? Not curiousity, not mild dislike-just hatred.

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**Author:** ![mascaroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/33 "2012-12-11T19:47:24Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Excellent! Well played, Sir! Or Madam as the case may be. 😃

It’s rather fitting that your post was followed by one from **Czarcasm** …  
😃

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/34 "2012-12-11T19:49:19Z")

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Then why was mine topped with Cheeses of Nazareth? Personally, I prefer thin-Christ to deep dish.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/35 "2012-12-11T19:53:47Z")

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“And the eight deadly sin is… PIZZA!” – Jimmy Buffet, _The Bank of Bad Habits_

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/36 "2012-12-11T19:53:48Z")

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Eat this breadstick, for it is my flesh.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/37 "2012-12-11T20:02:45Z")

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And drink this anchovie juice for it is delicious.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/38 "2012-12-11T20:04:31Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> Then why was mine topped with Cheeses of Nazareth? Personally, I prefer thin-Christ to deep dish.

_points at wood-fired oven_ _makes pushing motion_

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/39 "2012-12-11T20:19:18Z")

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At least they finally found a manager who won’t whine about helping the poor and sick.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/40 "2012-12-11T20:23:56Z")

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“That’ll be $24.95 exactly-we are _not_ moneychangers.”

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