# Your pizza experience managed by Christ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 11, 2012, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722 "2012-12-11T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Dr\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Dr\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Doom)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/41 "2012-12-11T20:28:16Z")
I had a near-pizza experience, once. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/42 "2012-12-11T20:31:36Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > And drink this anchovie juice for it is delicious. OK, now I’m thirsty. ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/43 "2012-12-11T20:48:30Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Plus the olives keep falling through the holes. Dammit. Now I’ve got “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” in my head, except with the (far superior) Hash House Harriers lyrics: \*Jesus can’t go hashing 'cause the flour falls through his hands, Jesus can’t go hashing 'cause the flour falls through his hands, Jesus can’t go hashing 'cause the flour falls through his hands, Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves! Free beer for all the Hashers…!\* ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/44 "2012-12-11T21:03:16Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Because any mention of relgion that isn’t an outright promotion counts as hatred, right? Not curiousity, not mild dislike-just hatred. No that’s not actually what I meant, although I do see how it read like that. Damn kids and our vernacular! By “gotta hate on religion” I didn’t actually mean the word “hate” I just meant that people rag on it. Using it in the same way that The Biebs dedicates his emmy to his haters and that “haters gotta hate” Sorry if that post seemed more offensive (as in opposite of defense) than I meant it ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/45 "2012-12-11T21:10:58Z")
> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#): > > By “gotta hate on religion” I didn’t actually mean the word “hate” I just meant that people rag on it. Using it in the same way that The Biebs dedicates his emmy to his haters and that “haters gotta hate” Because we SO love “haters gotta hate” here :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/46 "2012-12-11T21:42:29Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > At least they finally found a manager who won’t whine about helping the poor and sick. I love you. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/47 "2012-12-11T22:02:06Z")
I never knew that Christ lived in a 55,000 square foot house and preached about denying healthcare to his apostles and passing the extra costs on to the brethren. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/48 "2012-12-11T22:29:02Z")
I like the way this thread turned out. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/49 "2012-12-11T22:32:19Z")
I’ve heard the saying “Christ on a crutch”, but “Christ on a crust” is a new one. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/50 "2012-12-11T22:43:20Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > At least they finally found a manager who won’t whine about helping the poor and sick. Good one 🙂 And hey, if God can only grow one sundried tomato I feel a bit better about my tomato growing efforts. ---
**Author:** ![Catfood\_Purrito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Catfood\_Purrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catfood_Purrito)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/51 "2012-12-11T22:50:31Z")
I, for one, am very relieved that it turned out to be a shortening of Christopher or Christine. I’d be pretty depressed if that nasty shit they claim is pizza was the best the son of God could come up with. ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/52 "2012-12-11T22:53:57Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > I like the way this thread turned out. Your thread experience managed by Christ! ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/53 "2012-12-11T22:53:57Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Because we SO love “haters gotta hate” here :rolleyes: Why do haters gotta hate, “haters gotta hate”? ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/54 "2012-12-11T23:42:10Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > At least they finally found a manager who won’t whine about helping the poor and sick. _jumps on the **Vinyl Turnip** truck_ ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/55 "2012-12-11T23:49:50Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Why do haters gotta hate, “haters gotta hate”? Haters [hate pandas](http://www.memecenter.com/fun/753137/haters-gonna-hate-panda) I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Tamex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Tamex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamex)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/56 "2012-12-12T04:19:16Z")
Our Papa John’s pizza experiences are managed by “Jeremi”, which is either a funny way of spelling “Jeremy” or a truncation of “Jeremiah”. I wonder why Christopher would be cut off after 5 letters if Jeremiah can get 6. ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/57 "2012-12-12T04:40:08Z")
> [@Tamex](#): > > Our Papa John’s pizza experiences are managed by “Jeremi”, which is either a funny way of spelling “Jeremy” or a truncation of “Jeremiah”. > > I wonder why Christopher would be cut off after 5 letters if Jeremiah can get 6. “Christ” is six. Don’t feel bad. My daughter had to point that out to me. ---
**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/58 "2012-12-12T05:13:28Z")
> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#): > > Actually, comically enough, there was a pizza box in the office when I walked in here. > > “Pizza Experienced managed by Tim McG” > > So I’m betting it’s a manager thing and people are just getting their panties in a twist because it has to do with religion and people gotta hate on religion. Tim McG **Christop** her A longer name would either be entered as a common shorthand version like, “Chris” or come out as as something longer than, “Christ”. If what you’ve said is true, then there are more than 6 letters available. Two conclusions follow: 1. Someone is intentionally placing, “Christ” on there. 2. There are two fields for the name, with the field for the first name being 6 letters, and the last name field often left blank. Doesn’t really get my panties in a bunch either way, but I saw this and thought I’d point it out. However, I’d like to think Christ would make better pizza. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/59 "2012-12-12T06:28:14Z")
> [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](#): > > Tim McG > **Christop** her > > A longer name would either be entered as a common shorthand version like, “Chris” or come out as as something longer than, “Christ”. If what you’ve said is true, then there are more than 6 letters available. Two conclusions follow: > > 1. Someone is intentionally placing, “Christ” on there. > 2. There are two fields for the name, with the field for the first name being 6 letters, and the last name field often left blank. > > Doesn’t really get my panties in a bunch either way, but I saw this and thought I’d point it out. However, I’d like to think Christ would make better pizza. It can depend on the font. All characters aren’t necessarily the same width. In your example the 8 characters in “Christop” are the same length as the 7 characters in “Tim McG”, but in a different font, that may not be true. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/60 "2012-12-12T06:40:11Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > I’d much rather have my pizza experience managed by Buddha. Make me one with everything. If [Buddha](http://www.taxbuddha.com/image/buddha2.jpg) was managing a pizza place, how many intact pizzas would ever make it out of the kitchen? I think all of them would become one with him. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722.md?page=4)