# Your pizza experience managed by Christ

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 11, 2012, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722 "2012-12-11T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/81 "2012-12-13T18:11:51Z")

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> [@ducati](#):
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> Wouldn’t Christ be better off in delivery rather than production?
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> Then he could just miracle my pie to my door, instead of Andy taking 10-12 minutes to get here and forgetting my wings. Again.
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> We’re all going to Hell, and apparently there _ **won’t** _ be pizza.:smack:

And goddammit, I ordered those wings with forgiveness! You better repent, Jesus!

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/82 "2012-12-13T18:22:33Z")

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Papa Johns 3:16 -

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life with better ingredients, better pizza.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/83 "2012-12-13T20:03:55Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> And goddammit, I ordered those wings with forgiveness! You better repent, Jesus!

Papa John’s wings, now with “Christ That’s Hot Sauce”!

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/84 "2012-12-13T20:05:24Z")

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“Every time a bell rings, a customer gets his buffalo wings.”

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/85 "2012-12-14T00:30:03Z")

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> [@blondebear](#):
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> I’ve heard the saying “Christ on a crutch”, but “Christ on a crust” is a new one.

OTOH I once walked past an eatery in Burlington called “Cheese 'n Crust Souper-star”.

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**Author:** ![Staggerlee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/staggerlee/32/3134_2.png) [@Staggerlee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Staggerlee)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-pizza-experience-managed-by-christ/643722/86 "2012-12-14T14:07:51Z")

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So you’re saying that Tim McG is my Lord and Saviour? Is his full name ‘Tim McGod’?

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