# Your Porn Star name... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 23, 2002, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513 "2002-05-23T17:20:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/1 "2002-05-23T17:20:43Z")
Just been reading through [Dalovindj’s thread on names,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=116568) and it reminded me of how to find out what your “porn Star” screen name would be… Firstly take the name of your first ever pet, this will become your first name… For your last name, use your mothers maiden name… Mine would be “ **Ginger Ulrich** ” 😃 Childish, but funny… ---
**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/2 "2002-05-23T17:25:10Z")
Buck Porter, hey that’s no good. Howz about Buck Studly, no wait Buck Dong yeah! ---
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/3 "2002-05-23T17:33:33Z")
**Pretty Kitty Mahon** No joke. What can I say - I was only 7 when I named my first pet. When it grew past a kitten we called it “Pretty Girl”. I think the kitty version works better here. DaLovin’ Dj ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/4 "2002-05-23T17:34:36Z")
Wait–I thought it was your first pet’s name and the name of the street on which you grew up? Well, my Porn Star name is Mystie… _something_… ---
**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/5 "2002-05-23T17:40:49Z")
OK…I heard that this formula was to find you **transvestite** identity (though this assumes it’s a male transvestite). The formula I head was: First name: the name of the first pet you ever owned. Last name: the first street you lived on (alt. street you grew up on, if it’s not the same thing). Either or, it’s either **Anonymous Tillamook** or **Anonymous Junipero**. Either one is a mouthful… _Looks up to see thread title, cringes at that last statement…_ :o ---
**Author:** ![Mephisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mephisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mephisto)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/6 "2002-05-23T17:41:10Z")
Pierre Harris, or, using **auntie em** ’s method, Pierre 24. Pierre was a poodle. We had to get rid of him because nobody liked him, poor thing. ---
**Author:** ![Clever\_Hans](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9a28c/32.png) [@Clever\_Hans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clever_Hans)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/7 "2002-05-23T17:54:48Z")
Luke Walraven Or Luke Moss using Auntie Em’s. Sounds like I make a pretty cheesy pornstar/transvestite. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/8 "2002-05-23T17:56:42Z")
Scottie Dakota here ma’am…I understand you’ve been having some trouble with your pipes…😉 [SUB]auntie em, you didn’t happen to live on Hymen Street, did you?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![eschewObfuscation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e57/32.png) [@eschewObfuscation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschewObfuscation)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/9 "2002-05-23T18:04:21Z")
My porn name would be the rather pedestrian (and now copyrighted…probably) Jack Johnson. ---
**Author:** ![eschewObfuscation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e57/32.png) [@eschewObfuscation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschewObfuscation)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/10 "2002-05-23T18:10:04Z")
My porn name would be the rather pedestrian (and now copyrighted…probably) Jack Johnson. ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/11 "2002-05-23T18:15:15Z")
“Ginger West End”??? :S ---
**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/12 "2002-05-23T18:23:47Z")
With the street name… **Buck Highland**. Still to pedestrian hey wait pet name + user name. **Buck Stuffy**. Now that’s good. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/13 "2002-05-23T18:29:50Z")
Using the pet/street method, I would be “Tiki Greentree.” Sounds rather Bond Girl. One girl in an office I used to work in would have been “Midnight Cherry!!!” My own method for finding your Drag Name: • First name—favorite flower. • Last name—favorite island resort. I would be “Daisy Barbados.” ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/14 "2002-05-23T19:08:15Z")
Hey, I’m Rocky Steele, Air Conditioner Repairman. Ma’am, I need to fix this, it’s so hot in here you’re getting way too sweaty and you’re barely wearing anything at all… [Cue tacky 70s music] ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/15 "2002-05-23T19:49:44Z")
**Luna Goldstein**??? Nope I don’t think so! ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/16 "2002-05-23T21:34:02Z")
Lucifer Lange. Got an “e” on the end because it’s more than Lang. I’d heard the formula was 1) your middle name and 2) your home street, which gives me the _nom de porn_ of Eric Stratford. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/17 "2002-05-23T21:45:44Z")
There are a lot of variations on this game, and we’re seeing all of them here. The first version I ever heard was, "How to get your name as a soap opera character: Combine your middle name and the street you grew up on (that made me Damien Broadway… not TOO bad). ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/18 "2002-05-23T22:17:21Z")
Middle Name/Street Grew Up On: Lyn Bel Estos First Pet/Street Born On: Ginger Chestnut First Pet/MMN: Ginger Martin (Which sounds like a drink to me) Flower/Island: Snapdragon Maui ---
**Author:** ![Lisa\_Ann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lisa\_Ann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa_Ann)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/19 "2002-05-23T22:35:49Z")
first pet and MMN: Tarmy Barsness (what a turn-off) first pet and street grew up on: Tarmy Ravenscroft (kinda like it!) flower: Vanilla Planifiola (never been to an island resort ☹ ) ---
**Author:** ![robinc308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@robinc308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robinc308)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/20 "2002-05-23T23:12:12Z")
First pet/MMN: Tangles Young First pet/Street: Tangles Orchard [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513.md?page=2)