# Your Porn Star name... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 23, 2002, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513 "2002-05-23T17:20:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/21 "2002-05-23T23:28:04Z")
OK…drag name based on Favorite Flower & Favorite Island Resort… **Poppy Catalina** Doesnt’ quite do it for me… ---
**Author:** ![non-native](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@non-native](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/non-native)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/22 "2002-05-23T23:47:30Z")
First Pet + Mother’s Name: \*\* Ginger Hae\*\* First Pet + Street:\*\* Ginger Roseway\*\* Flower + Island: **Lily Tobago** ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/23 "2002-05-23T23:53:37Z")
Pet/Street: Boots Price Pet/MMN: Boots Czermak Flower/Resort: Orchid St. Thomas ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/24 "2002-05-24T00:03:59Z")
Okay… “Totty Route 159” is just out… The next street puts me in “Totty Roosevelt” – which is still stupid. I’d have to cheat and extrapolate to confirmation names and _grand_mothers’ mainden names (and translate to English) and end up with “Ralph Columbus” As for drag name, “Rose Culebra” could theoretically work. ---
**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/25 "2002-05-24T00:06:25Z")
Pet/Mom: Hammy Landis Pet/Street: Hammy Ledgewood Flower/Resort: Hibiscus St. Lucia Heh. I like the last one. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/26 "2002-05-24T00:17:00Z")
Lucky Leslie. Sounds more like a car mechanics name. The only time I haven’t lived on a numbered street would be for a short time I lived in California. Lucky Satsuma. The only other dog I had in my younger days was named Speedway. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/27 "2002-05-24T00:41:40Z")
Rocky McLoughlin, and I’m here to fix the cable… ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/28 "2002-05-24T00:43:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > \*\*Rocky McLoughlin, and I’m here to fix the cable… \*\* aww, thank you Twisty… I’ll buy you a beer on Saturday! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/29 "2002-05-24T01:05:53Z")
I don’t know about this one…Crackers Hahn?? I don’t see the correlation. Crackers Marg?? Even worse. Lilac Jamaica, at night…in drag. Gimme a call sometime. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/30 "2002-05-24T06:52:55Z")
Bill McShag. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/31 "2002-05-24T08:11:44Z")
Duke McNally. Fabulous name, really. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/32 "2002-05-24T09:53:23Z")
Queenie Marlette ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/33 "2002-05-24T09:54:30Z")
Queenie Marlette Yeah, _that_ sounds studly. ---
**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/34 "2002-05-24T10:43:13Z")
My name is my mother’s maiden name, so I’ll take my grandmothers. **Marigold Leather** Bondage, anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Powers106](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c57346/32.png) [@Powers106](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Powers106)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/35 "2002-05-24T11:45:07Z")
Well, if you go by the pet’s name/street then I’ve got a pretty good one: ``` **Major Oakwood** ``` If that doesn’t sell some film, I don’t know what will! ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/36 "2002-05-24T12:33:41Z")
Midnight Stoner 😃 ---
**Author:** ![manwithaplan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/37 "2002-05-24T16:20:14Z")
Shep Norman at your service ---
**Author:** ![knarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@knarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knarf)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/38 "2002-05-24T16:31:34Z")
Bingo Morlock. Oh, there was a subterranean flesh-eating albino humanoid, and Bingo was his name-o!!! ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/39 "2002-05-24T16:39:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Powers106 \* > \*\*Well, if you go by the pet’s name/street then I’ve got a pretty good one: > > ``` > **Major Oakwood** > > ``` > > If that doesn’t sell some film, I don’t know what will! \*\* I am in hysterical fits of laughter over this. Here’s mine **Casper Ferry** - I hate this one. or **Casper Ivy** - That’s better. ---
**Author:** ![IcicleFuzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ba8739/32.png) [@IcicleFuzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IcicleFuzz)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/40 "2002-05-24T18:02:53Z")
Using the pet/street name method, mine sounds more like a country rock singer than a porn star. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you \*\* Smokey Dalton \*\* Yee-Haw! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513.md?page=3)