# Your Porn Star name... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 23, 2002, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513 "2002-05-23T17:20:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/41 "2002-05-24T18:38:15Z")
Well, the first pet I remember having was a male cat. So I would be either **Tripper Mepkin** or **Tripper Riddle**. Neither one sounds very hootchie-mamaish to me. If you use my last address, it would be **Tripper Cannon**. 😃 Other pets’ names wouldn’t work either. We’ve had \*\*Rainbow, Lollipop, Emily, Starsky, Hutch, Skipper, Wendy, \*\* and **Stroodles**. ---
**Author:** ![MachV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@MachV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachV)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/42 "2002-05-24T19:31:14Z")
Mom’s is way to ordinary. Grandma’s is better: **Willie Bone** Oh, hell yeah! Pet/Street: **Willie Treehouse** Hmm…don’t know about that one. Well, maybe…no, nevermind. Flower/Island: I don’t have a favorite of either really, so how about: **Honeysuckle Gilligan** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MachV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@MachV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachV)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/43 "2002-05-24T19:34:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Skerri \* > \*\*Well, the first pet I remember having was a male cat. So I would be either **Tripper Mepkin** or **Tripper Riddle**. Neither one sounds very hootchie-mamaish to me. If you use my last address, it would be **Tripper Cannon**. 😃 > > Other pets’ names wouldn’t work either. We’ve had \*\*Rainbow, Lollipop, Emily, Starsky, Hutch, Skipper, Wendy, \*\* and **Stroodles**. \*\* On the contrary, I think you could go far with a name like **Lollipop Canon**! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Dagny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9f8e36/32.png) [@Dagny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dagny)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/44 "2002-05-24T19:57:39Z")
Pet/Street: Ralph Braddock Ralph Quarto Ralph Fleet Pet/MMN: Ralph Breeding All are bad. I’ve only had pets woth male names. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/45 "2002-05-24T20:07:05Z")
Mango … just Mango the golden mandingo stud ---
**Author:** ![Sinyster1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Sinyster1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinyster1)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/46 "2002-05-24T20:07:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Clever Hans \* > \*\*Luke Walraven > > Or Luke Moss using Auntie Em’s. > > Sounds like I make a pretty cheesy pornstar/transvestite. \*\* What a coincidence those are my exact same names too. Something fishy going on. Identity thief. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/47 "2002-05-24T20:23:50Z")
Hmmm…well I don’t wanna use my MMN because I don’t want my credit card info compromised. And I’m not using my first pet’s name because I refuse my porn name to be **Smowball** for obvious reasons. So, if you’ll indulge me, Let me try out a multitude of pet names/street names: Jose Hickory Tiger Beales Chico Havendale and my current porn name would be: Zuzu Brooksboro…now THAT sounds like a drag queen! ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/48 "2002-05-24T20:28:36Z")
Of course I meant **Snowball**. As far as I know, smowballing is still not a weird sex thing. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/49 "2002-05-24T22:56:30Z")
OK - using the pet/street combo - that means my porn name would be: **Candy Condon** And I’m 100% male… Oh well, there’s always surgery… ---
**Author:** ![tallinu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6de8d8/32.png) [@tallinu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tallinu)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2002, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/50 "2002-05-25T00:48:24Z")
won’t use MMN for fraud reasons above: pet/gramma: Whiskey Short (ungood) pet/street: Whiskey 53 (WTF?) flower/island Syringa NewZealand (ok, not really and island, just the closest I could come up with) ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2002, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513/51 "2002-05-25T02:02:49Z")
Perry McLachlan or Perry Ortona _Just call me Perry…_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/110513.md?page=2)