# Your Porn Star Name
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 8, 2000, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848 "2000-01-08T06:01:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2000, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/1 "2000-01-08T06:01:00Z")
Being the sexy dude/dudette that you are, you’ve decided to become a porn star. But you need a catchy name. Here’s how you pick your new porn moniker. Your first name will be the name of your first (or current) pet, and your last name will be the name of your first (or current) car.
Using my first pet/first car, my name would be
**Tiger Mustang** _va va va voom!_
Using my current pet/current car, I’d be
**Mewkitty Sunbird** 😉
So what will _your_ name be?
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“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
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### Author:  [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2000, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/2 "2000-01-08T06:09:00Z")
Thor Pacer?
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“You had me at ‘Hell no.’”
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### Author:  [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2000, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/3 "2000-01-08T06:13:00Z")
My girlfriend just informed me her’s would be
Sassy Silverado
Now THAT’S a porno name!
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### Author:  [@Nekosoft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nekosoft)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2000, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/4 "2000-01-08T06:17:00Z")
**Cricket Citation** What the hell is that?
## Let’s try **Miles Suburban**. Oh that’s much better.
At least my name’s better than my body…
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### Author:  [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/5 "2000-01-08T06:23:00Z")
Okay, using my first pet and first car…
**Loki LeBaron**
Hmm…
Now, using current pet and soon-to-be-mine-car…
**Tigger Celica**
I dunno.
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### Author:  [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2000, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/6 "2000-01-08T07:00:00Z")
OK, first pet/car
Snoopy MX6
Nope.
Try again, current pet/car
Minx Metro
That sounds more like a Dick Tracy herione than a porn star.
Oh well…
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Princess of the Time and Space Continuum since 1969 (upgraded to Goddess 01/07/00)-
OK, we have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart. =^…^=
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### Author:  [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2000, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/7 "2000-01-08T07:20:00Z")
Lucky Road Ruunner
_sigh_
I sound like a fucking Disney movie…
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Yer pal,
Satan
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### Author:  [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2000, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/8 "2000-01-08T07:22:00Z")
But my second car was a Maverick… Can I use that instead?
Lucky Maverick
Great… Now I’m the fucking Marlboro Man…
Oh well. At least I didn’t buy a Gremelin!
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Yer pal,
Satan
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### Author:  [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2000, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/9 "2000-01-08T07:34:00Z")
Cars this time? Ok…
First pet/first car:
Miracle Pontiac 6000 LE
Current pet/current car
Samson Ford Escort…hey, that’s good for a guy…a guy with a business card. Samson Ford, Escort.
I like the first pet/street you grew up on thing. In that case, I’d be “Miracle Front.”
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“Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.”
_Guanolad_
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### Author:  [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2000, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/10 "2000-01-08T07:44:00Z")
ok, first pet/first car would be: Max Cougar (since I’m a girl, that sucks)
current pet/car would be Non-existant S-10 Pick-up, which is even worse. Dammit.
alright, pet/street name’d be Max Diane, which is just confusing.
Who do you have to fuck to get a good porn name? 🙂
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“I’ll tell you a secret, baby - maybe you can’t do better - gotta settle for second best” - the Judybats
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### Author:  [@David\_God\_of\_Frogs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_God_of_Frogs)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2000, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/11 "2000-01-08T07:46:00Z")
Tiny Honda?
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You, you…hetero. Go make a baby, you woman lover!
— Dillan
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### Author:  [@SeaDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDiver)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2000, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/12 "2000-01-08T07:49:00Z")
Eeeww!
Mine would be
Spike Bronco - Not exactly femenine.
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### Author:  [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2000, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/13 "2000-01-08T08:05:00Z")
I tried the stupid lame ass search function to look for the old “your porn star name” thread, but no matter what search terms I gave it, it returned the same 505 threads. Apparently, ALL Of those threads had “porn star name” in the subject line, and I just couldn’t tell. 😛
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O p a l C a t
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### Author:  [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2000, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/14 "2000-01-08T08:19:00Z")
I tried the search engine before I even posted this topic, lest I be chastised for having repeated something you’d all done before. I got 518 completely irrelevant and unrelated results. I (obviously) wrongly assumed that since no real matches came up that you hadn’t seen this one before. I’m terribly sorry if it was better the first time with street names. Please forgive me.
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“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
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### Author:  [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2000, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/15 "2000-01-08T08:31:00Z")
i don’t have a car, but if i use the name of the one i drive, we’ve got:
raz maxima
it’s alright… if i were a guy.
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“human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust; we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.” - albert einstein
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2000, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/16 "2000-01-08T09:43:00Z")
Woohoo…Me and the wife got good ones
Mine:
Max Blazer or
Cornholio Blazer
Hers:
FiFi Corvette
So where do we sign up??
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### Author:  [@Neobican](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neobican)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2000, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/17 "2000-01-08T11:58:00Z")
(snicker) First pet/car – Pogo Javelin
Current pet/car is of course, same as Chris:
Samson Escort
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_“Wow! Spider-Man! Are you really friends with the X-men?”_
**"Not since Cyclops tried to use my viewmaster."**
(Marvel Team Up #1)
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### Author:  [@Gumby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gumby)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2000, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/18 "2000-01-08T12:25:00Z")
Ashton Laser
Not really a feminine name, but not too bad all the same
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### Author:  [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2000, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/19 "2000-01-08T12:36:00Z")
Prince 69Impala
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### Author:  [@tenspeedjohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tenspeedjohn)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2000, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/20 "2000-01-08T13:31:00Z")
Peter Volkswagon
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Not so fast, you mucko!
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