# Your Porn Star Name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 8, 2000, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848 "2000-01-08T06:01:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![renaissanceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@renaissanceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/renaissanceman)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/21 "2000-01-08T13:42:00Z")
Right now, I’d be: Jake Pathfinder (The hung half-breed?) My wife’s recent past: Skippy Spitfire Oh, well, coulda been a lot worse! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/22 "2000-01-08T14:45:00Z")
This sure doesn’t work with Dutch pets and French cars… first pet / first car: Sjakie 205 Current / Current: Non-existent 306. ## Sorry, this is not gonna work. I only drive Peugeots and they all have numbers for names. * * * Coldfire: second to none but Satan. * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/23 "2000-01-08T15:31:00Z")
Ginger Parisienne and now Uh Uh Escort damn, gotta quit letting boyo name the fish 🙂 * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/24 "2000-01-08T15:35:00Z")
Ok. FINE. I’ll play this game AGAIN! I’m just messing with you, Shanya. 😉 Let’s see. My first pet/car would make me: Molly Camero. Not bad, if I was a **woman!** My current pet/car: Taz Honda. Ahhh…not bad. I’ll use my black belt in Lick Fu! * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/25 "2000-01-08T16:25:00Z")
I have a couple rabbits. Oldest is called ‘pickles.’ Really. Pickles ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/26 "2000-01-08T16:39:00Z")
Well with the car I could be Shane La Sabre not too bad but i think i’ll stick with my real porn name Petey Wheatstraw the Devil’s Son in Law 🙂 * * * The greater your dreams, the more terrible your nightmares. ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/27 "2000-01-09T06:49:00Z")
My first pet was a snake named Snakey. I don’t own a car, but when I’m home from college I drive my mother’s car, so I’ll use that one: Snakey Dynasty hmm. . . I remember playing the Porn Star Name game with friends with different rules: your first name is your middle name, and your last name is the name of the street you grew up on. That made me: Louis Inwood which I think is a lot funnier than Snakey Dynasty. * * * “I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.” –Wayne Knight ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/28 "2000-01-08T20:10:00Z")
I am laughing my butt off, these are funny! My first pet/car Frisky Omni Current pet/car (I have 2 cats and a dog) Niki Accord course I could have had (recent years) Niki Silverado Niki Suburban Niki Civic Niki Jetta Niki CRX Niki Rides-the-bus-alot My other animals are male (Kodiak, Kodi for short and Sam) ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/29 "2000-01-08T20:33:00Z")
Hmmm neither of these is better than the name I have chosen for SD but here they are… First: Critter Mustang Now : Trouble GrandAm * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/30 "2000-01-08T20:37:00Z")
This is the about the third time this has gone around - but don’t worry, it always gets great responses (usually finally sinks from the weight of all the replies) This time: Heartbeat Colt? (firsts) Moody Mirage! (Hunh, an illusion with PMS, maybe?) ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/31 "2000-01-08T20:57:00Z")
Hmm. My first pet was a dog named Prairie, that wouldn’t work too well. My latest pet was a dog named Psi. My only car is a Buick Century. They just don’t work well. Prairie Century? Psi Century? Prairie CRV Psi CRV (the CRV’s my mom’s car) Maybe Psi Camry Ooh, or my hamster: Hami Camry (if I were a girl…) If you use my middle name and the street I grew up on, I’d be Daniel Ellesmere. That’s good for a soap opera maybe. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/32 "2000-01-08T21:08:00Z")
Geez, it looks like I won’t be making it in the porn biz: First pet/first car: Gomee Fox Current pet/current car: Petless BMW ☹ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/33 "2000-01-08T21:23:00Z")
Fuzzy Falcon! ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/34 "2000-01-08T21:39:00Z")
Then: Cisco Nova Not too bad, though it’d suit a gentleman better. Now: Enid Bus Sigh. Catrandom ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/35 "2000-01-08T22:06:00Z")
This is really funny! I would be \ Hootie Heeltoe Or, since I have two pets, I could be Emig Ridebummer. Pretty cool huh? ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/36 "2000-01-08T22:21:00Z")
Cycling through the years, early on I could’ve been Igor Triumph…nah. The only others I get would have to be women: Misty Fury Debbie Monte Carlo Currently, since tatertot already nailed petless BMW, I guess it’d have to be Rat 735 (sound a bit cyborg). ---
**Author:** ![Studi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Studi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Studi)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/37 "2000-01-08T22:24:00Z")
Fluffy 740GLE? Hmmm…doesn’t have a nice ring to it. * * * “What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” --W.C. Fields ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/38 "2000-01-08T23:20:00Z")
cycling, you say? We can use cycling instead of cars? Well then! My porn star name under these rules isn’t so lame after all! Since I don’t have a pet of my own right now, I’ll still use the name I gave to my first pet (the snake). I just bought another unicycle, a Coker unicycle with a wheel that’s _three feet_ in diameter! Because the wheel’s so big, they named this particular model The Big One. My porn star name is now: Snakey The Big One * * * “I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.” –Wayne Knight ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/39 "2000-01-08T23:28:00Z")
Not that this was a contest, but Daniel, _ **You Win!** _ Woo Hoo Baby - are ya single? ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/40 "2000-01-09T02:02:00Z")
Freddie Cougar (not too shabby, I guess) -or- Zöe Altima (ummm… wrong gender) * * * “I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848.md?page=3)