# Your Porn Star Name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 8, 2000, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848 "2000-01-08T06:01:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/41 "2000-01-09T02:05:00Z")
**Vlad Tracker** Not bad, maybe I’ll go to the courthouse and make it official. * * * Mr. K’s Link of the Month: [Why Plastic Grocery Bags Are Better Than God](http://www.flud.com/ass/bag.html) “Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor.” - Peter Tork ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/42 "2000-01-09T02:41:00Z")
1st: Cinnamon Rambler Now: Mojo Galaxie, Valiant, Nissan Pickup OK, Mojo GalaXXie, it is. Coldfire, I’m disappointed for the entire descendant Dutchie race to know that y’all designate yer vehicles by mere numbers. Please say it ain’t so… ---
**Author:** ![GuyShyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/57b2e6/32.png) [@GuyShyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuyShyGirl)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/43 "2000-01-09T03:36:00Z")
First: Mosie Mustang Current: Lady Cougar ---
**Author:** ![sly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@sly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sly)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/44 "2000-01-09T04:19:00Z")
First: Elvis Starfire (Bad lounge singer?) Current: Jack Corvette (Greasy gangster wannabe) ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/45 "2000-01-09T04:35:00Z")
First: Cookie Escort Current: Athena Volvo (I must be a foreign exchange student) * * * “Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.” ---
**Author:** ![CptHowdy65](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/73ab20/32.png) [@CptHowdy65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CptHowdy65)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/46 "2000-01-09T05:58:00Z")
Wifes list first: first pet / car Ludy Mustang current Jerry Feet Mine fist pet / car - Fire Camero (a latin type) current Jerry Ranger (just love a guy in uniform don’t ya…) ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/47 "2000-01-09T06:09:00Z")
First: Kitty Piece-of-Shit (ouch) followed closely by Fluffy Shitbox (no better)!) Currently: Newhope Blazer (I’ve always liked Imperial Margarine (?) - the high priced spread) ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/48 "2000-01-09T06:19:00Z")
Sorry, current name should be: Katmandu Blazer. Or Ballerina Blazer. (Ballerina S-10? The cyborg model?) ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/49 "2000-01-09T06:41:00Z")
Okay, I got one! First pet/current car: LUCKY ESCORT Hmm… Not porn, exactly, but a closely related enterprise… * * * Yer pal, Satan _ **First Place** Most Popular Poster of the 20th Century Competition As overseen by Coldfire_ ---
**Author:** ![el\_eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e99b99/32.png) [@el\_eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/el_eureka)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/50 "2000-01-09T08:08:00Z")
Ozzy F-150 so thats why I havent got that call from a famous porno director! ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/51 "2000-01-09T09:21:00Z")
_Spooky Midget_ Apparently I am destined for David Lynch movies, not porn. * * * - The best lack all conviction The worst are full of passionate intensity. \* ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/52 "2000-01-09T16:50:00Z")
First pet/first car would be Sam Colt, so I don’t think that works. Present pet/present car would be Fido Corsica. Uhhhh, no. Sam Corsica is not bad, but sorta sounds more like a character from a Humphrey Bogart movie. For a woman, though, I would use the name of a Chinese restaurant I know of: Panda West. Exotic, mysterious and somehow sexy. And an hour after you’re done, you wanna hump again. * * * The Dave-Guy “since my daughter’s only half-Jewish, can she go in up to her knees?” J.H. Marx ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/53 "2000-01-09T19:33:00Z")
Goldie Wrangler…Hmmm… My good friend, under the first street name rules, is Fluffy Ambassador…isn’t that great? ---
**Author:** ![suiyobi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e8cbc/32.png) [@suiyobi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/suiyobi)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/54 "2000-01-10T00:12:00Z")
i recall the middle name + street you grew up on thing being your _soap opera_ name and the porn star name being the prescribed method in the OP. yours truly, Gigi Corvair ---
**Author:** ![Gail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Gail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gail)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/55 "2000-01-10T01:17:00Z")
First pet/car: Scratchy Vega Current pet/car: Sam 626…sounds like a robot name. * * * –Gail “Predictable, really I suppose. It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place.” --John Cleese ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/56 "2000-01-10T03:10:00Z")
Ginger Tempo HMMM…well it at least sounds like I can keep up… * * * Smile…people will wonder what your up to! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Lawrence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Lawrence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lawrence)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/57 "2000-01-10T04:11:00Z")
Current pet/car: Lisa Renault. Not bad, maybe a “classy” European-type brunette sans breast implants kind of name. However, I’m a guy, and that name wouldn’t work for me even in gay porn. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/58 "2000-01-10T05:55:00Z")
This totally cracks me up. This is the first time I’ve read this thread because I thought yeah yeah, every one is going to say they want their name to be Buck Naked or something like that. I didn’t know it was a game of sorts. My wife would be Cinnamon Escort. I’d be Sam Monte Carlo… yuck, how about Sam Chevy. Now just imagine me winking at you while pointing at you and making that clicking sound with my mouth while I’m introducing myself to you. “Hi… I’m Sam Chevy, Porn Star!” click-click Enright Locust for a soap opera name? I don’t think that works out either. Enright3 ---
**Author:** ![Dizzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d78d45/32.png) [@Dizzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dizzy)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/59 "2000-01-10T09:02:00Z")
First pet/car: Misty Escort- that’ll work. Current pet/car Buffy Saturn- not as good as Misty Escort. My husband would be Dinah Festiva (wrong gender, but a good one none the less) * * * Dizzy _You people have been holding me back long enough! I’m going to clown college!_ ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/60 "2000-01-10T14:04:00Z")
Ellelle said: * * * Coldfire, I’m disappointed for the entire descendant Dutchie race to know that y’all designate yer vehicles by mere numbers. Please say it ain’t so… * * * ## It ain’t so. Hell, it’s a _French_ car, for cryin’ out loud 🙂 Actaully, there’s plenty of European brands that use names instead of numbers. Although, come to think of it, a slight majority uses numbers I think. But what we lack in romantic car names, we make up in other areas… right ? * * * Coldfire: second to none but Satan. * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848.md?page=4)