# Your Porn Star Name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 8, 2000, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848 "2000-01-08T06:01:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/61 "2000-01-10T14:24:00Z")
OK I’ll play. first pet/car Poochie CRX. blah. current pet/car Nathan Civic. yuck oh well. * * * so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_North](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/65b543/32.png) [@Peter\_North](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_North)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/62 "2000-01-10T14:28:00Z")
uhhh, I don’t get it…heh ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/63 "2000-01-10T15:12:00Z")
Lessee… first: Bellamy Blazer Could be a British porn star. Current: Allegro Aerostar Hmmmmm…“Allegro” isn’t the sort of nickname a male porn star wants. If I were allowed to pick ANY pet and ANY car, I could be Underdog Thunderbird. * * * Live a Lush Life Da Chef ---
**Author:** ![theuglytruth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@theuglytruth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/theuglytruth)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/64 "2000-01-10T15:21:00Z")
Zaphod Taurus. ---
**Author:** ![theuglytruth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@theuglytruth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/theuglytruth)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/65 "2000-01-10T15:23:00Z")
By the way. What about people that have NEVER had pets? ---
**Author:** ![Beruang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@Beruang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beruang)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/66 "2000-01-10T15:52:00Z")
I heard you were supposed to use the name of the street you grew up on, which makes me Cornelius Patterson ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/67 "2000-01-11T22:17:00Z")
Well, going by first pet/first car, my porno name would be… _drumroll_ **Okeefenokee Fairmont.** Al Capp, eat your heart out. (Well, if we went by the first _dog_ I had it would be Basil Fairmont - a definite improvement.) I don’t have a pet at present, but using last pet/current car… **Pluggy Corolla.** I dunno, it works, but for what?? * * * Cave Diem! Carpe Canem! ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/68 "2000-01-11T22:31:00Z")
Well, I can’t believe I am the only person driving a certain type of Ford that is just perfect for this. Add that to my old (and named rather unoriginally, as it were) doggy: LUCKY PROBE How’s that? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/69 "2000-01-11T22:42:00Z")
First pet/First car: Cactus Futura. Sounds more like a bad pulp/sci-fi hero. Current pet/Current car: Simba Saturn. Errr… no. I’ll stick with “Buck Naked, Texas Ranger (where _do_ you keep that gun, Buck?)” * * * JMCJ **_Not Even Mentioned_ Most Popular Poster of the 20th Century Competition As overseen by Coldfire** ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/70 "2000-01-11T22:58:00Z")
Doesn’t work in my case at all. First pet/car: Stitches Chevette. Current pet/car: Nougat Corolla. I can’t imagine in which profession those names would be even remotely adequate. ---
**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/71 "2000-01-12T00:20:00Z")
First pet/car: Cuddles Grand-am Current pet/car: Lucifer Taurus My GF would be Baby Acclaim. ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/72 "2000-01-12T00:29:00Z")
Mitzi Mustang. Perfect. ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/73 "2000-01-12T00:34:00Z")
If I used the current one, though, it would be Valerie Caprice, who sounds more like a fan dancer. ---
**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/74 "2000-01-12T14:43:00Z")
“Snuggles Tercel” checking in here. ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/75 "2000-01-13T06:32:00Z")
I’m clearly destined to avoid porn. “Falco Marquis” “Flannel Maverick” Although street name…hmmm. “Falco E”. No relation to Sheila. Justin ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/76 "2000-01-12T20:58:00Z")
I got Dapper Tempo. Sounds like a male tap dancer. Currently, I’d be Tiki Tracer…hmmm time to change that resume again… * * * “‘Come hither, my boy, tell me what thou seest there?’ ‘A fool tangled in a religious snare.’” William Blake ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/77 "2000-01-12T22:27:00Z")
Hmmm, Then: Houdini Dart Now Petless Delta88. (Houdini was a gerbil escape artist we had when I was just a kit.) * * * \>\>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.\<\< —The dragon observes ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/78 "2000-01-13T06:41:00Z")
I suppose I have a choice from among: \*\*Cindy Gremlin Tiger Taurus Fluffy Impala\*\* Actually, considering the heavy NYC accent in my area, the last one would be more properly, and for this thread, more appropriately, pronounced: **Fluffy Impaler** (Actually, I had named the Impala _Vlad_ just so I could call my car **Vlad the Impaler** , now I drive Martin of Taurus (Torres).) Peace. ---
**Author:** ![Fleetwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fleetwood/32/271_2.png) [@Fleetwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fleetwood)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/79 "2000-01-13T14:00:00Z")
My porn star names do not work out so well: First Pet/Car: Missy Bel Air Current Pet(s)/Car(Truck): Angel Sierra Friday Sierra Not too good. The first two are too feminine and the last one sounds like a radio code - “and a big Friday Sierra to you, good buddy”! Angel is a Pug and Friday is a Pit Bull - the canine Odd Couple. ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/80 "2000-01-13T14:28:00Z")
Currently, it’s Raven Tempo, and like my sisters, I can keep the beat. Previously, it was Tinkerbell Mustang. I was into the wild life, baby. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848.md?page=5)