# Your Porn Star Name

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 8, 2000, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848 "2000-01-08T06:01:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/81 "2000-01-14T05:15:00Z")

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Previous Your Porn Star Name threads:  
[http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/001441.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/001441.html)  
[http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/002422.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/002422.html)

(the new search seems to WORK! :eek: Imagine that!)

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[www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com)

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**Author:** ![Kepi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kepi/32/7251_2.png) [@Kepi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kepi)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/82 "2000-01-17T07:08:00Z")

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OK. I’ve read the other threads, as well as this one, and using all of the various formulas, I fear that I’m at a disadvantage when it comes to porn names.

However, if you need a host for a fishing show on the Nashville Network, I’m your man.

1st pet/1st car = Skipper Malibu  
mascot/maiden name = Skeeter Horton (I swear to God we were the Skeeters - as in mosquitos!)  
middle name/current street = Dwayne Wildwood

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**Author:** ![WIU\_Wozman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WIU\_Wozman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIU_Wozman)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/12848/83 "2000-01-18T21:20:00Z")

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## I think Daniel had it right: Middle name/Street In which case I’d be Justin Huron, which ain’t that bad (roommate’s is better…Billy South) First Pet/Car Troy No Car…I’m the bitch of the mafia porn industry if I use that one How about current pet/street? Hooch University…ok that didn’t work.

View every exit as an entrance someplace else

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