# Your Porn Star Name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 27, 1999, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434 "1999-09-27T18:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/1 "1999-09-28T05:56:00Z")
Last season on “ER”, there was a bit about how to determine your porn star name. There were a couple of variations, but the one I remember was this: you take the name of your first pet, and add the name of the first street you lived on. I came up with “Ginger San Felipe”, which would suggest I would have to be a trans-gender porn star. What names do you guys come up with, and are there other variations on the formula? * * * TT “Believe those who seek the truth. Doubt those who find it.” --Andre Gide ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/2 "1999-09-27T18:00:00Z")
Boy,thats weird. Mine would have to be Fuzzy Kenwood!Actually I think Holly Blolightly would be a funny one! 😉 * * * Pick your neighbors nose-Lenny Bruce. ---
**Author:** ![OfficeGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@OfficeGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OfficeGirl)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/3 "1999-09-27T18:05:00Z")
Peaches Oakmont here, at your service. * * * [OfficeGirl’s Cubicle Farm](http://www.homestead.com/allusions/allusions.html) “Argue for your limitations; sure enough, they’re yours.” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/4 "1999-09-27T18:20:00Z")
JoJo Buckhead ---
**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/5 "1999-09-27T18:24:00Z")
I thought that formula was to figure out your name as a drag queen. * * * Cessandra [My Homepage](http://www.shsu.edu/~stdmed17/Home.html) **Updated 9/27/99!** [The RHPS: Website For Virgins](http://www.shsu.edu/~stdmed17/RockyHome.html) **Updated 9/27/99!** ---
**Author:** ![lovelee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@lovelee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lovelee)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/6 "1999-09-27T18:26:00Z")
Reba Broadway Hey, that’s not a bad one! Using the other method - middle name, street you live on now - I’d be Catherine Pine, which isn’t bad either. Hmm… lovelee ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/7 "1999-09-27T18:30:00Z")
_WILLY CAROLYN_ a little obscene, isnt it? ---
**Author:** ![whc.03grady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@whc.03grady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whc.03grady)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/8 "1999-09-27T18:30:00Z")
The one I read a couple years ago said take your middle name and the street you grew up on. John Gumwood, at your service. There were some other good ones among my friends, John Burnham, Ann Van Dorn, Terence Knox. Ignore the people who tell you they grew up on 48th Street. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/9 "1999-09-27T19:05:00Z")
Don’t you end up with a lot of Michael Elms and Mary Mains? ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/10 "1999-09-27T19:11:00Z")
[http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/000682.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/000682.html) * * * One complete set of morals for sale to highest bidder, new in box. ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/11 "1999-09-27T19:19:00Z")
Shane Howard or Petey Madison * * * Don’t let the loveless ones sell you a world wrapped in grey. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/12 "1999-09-27T19:30:00Z")
I’d be Colonel Cobb. Shuck you! ---
**Author:** ![Donj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Donj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donj)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/13 "1999-09-27T19:30:00Z")
I dont use a formula at all… Rob D. Cradle 8^) ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/14 "1999-09-27T19:38:00Z")
Lucky Overhill * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_RogersAWC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Mister\_RogersAWC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_RogersAWC)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/15 "1999-09-27T19:46:00Z")
Candle Redfox or Spot Oak or Bob Kensington Take your pick. * * * **"No job’s too small, we bomb them all."** -Ace Wrecking Company ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/16 "1999-09-27T20:02:00Z")
Happy Pennsylvania or Meatball Catalina * * * Souvenieeeeers, nov-elties, par-ty tricks ---
**Author:** ![Boris\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@Boris\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boris_B)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/17 "1999-09-27T20:03:00Z")
You had a pet named Bob? That’s such a … human name. My first cat was Midnight, but the street was just a number. Boo hoo. Your male porn star name could be the name of your high school mascot followed by the last name of one of your favorite actors. Like, if you went to Harvard and your favorite actor was William Hurt, you would be Crimson Hurt. But that’s a bad example. You can call me Eagle Keitel. ---
**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/18 "1999-09-27T20:11:00Z")
I’m Pasha Chanel. And since Pasha’s Turkish for “king,” I’d need to switch genders… ---
**Author:** ![curious\_george](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b487fb/32.png) [@curious\_george](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious_george)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/19 "1999-09-27T20:51:00Z")
Dixie Westfield. Good porn name, but wrong gender for me. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/20 "1999-09-27T21:01:00Z")
Well, as I said in [http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/000682.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/000682.html) , I prefer the “middle name, street you live on now” version… That makes me Christopher Shady. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434.md?page=2)