# Your Porn Star Name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 27, 1999, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434 "1999-09-27T18:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![\_00\_The\_Fool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/ed655f/32.png) [@\_00\_The\_Fool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_00_The_Fool)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/21 "1999-09-27T21:11:00Z")
Using the pet’s name method, I get Buster Jefferson. Not bad, but my middle name is Thomas; making me Thomas Jefferson! Just think of the possibilities! “Who’s your founding father?” ; ) ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/22 "1999-09-27T22:26:00Z")
Hmm, my FIRST pet and FIRST street? That would make me, um, He-Man Forest Edge. Even if I DID get a sex change, it still doesn’t quite have the right ring … I much prefer the one I got from my most recent pet and the fourth street I lived on: Frisky Inlet. ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/23 "1999-09-28T04:06:00Z")
First pet, street where I first lived: Sandy Martha Jean!!? Oh, boy… ---
**Author:** ![TheDoll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c2a13f/32.png) [@TheDoll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheDoll)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/24 "1999-09-28T14:59:00Z")
Hmmm…using first pet and street names I would be Fluffy Holiday. Scrumptious! ~ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/25 "1999-09-29T05:44:00Z")
Pet/Street would leave me as Sucker Hancock. Guess I’ll have to switch to gay porn. ---
**Author:** ![zoony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e99b99/32.png) [@zoony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoony)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/26 "1999-09-29T05:52:00Z")
Pet/street method… Pogey Linden -or- Bruce Pepperloaf (my personal favorite) -or- Guido Grierson (not bad either). Middle name/street method… Adam Pembina. _Bruce Pepperloaf_…I like the sound of that… Z * * * _“Diplomacy is the art of saying “nice doggy” until you can find a rock.”_ - Will Rogers ---
**Author:** ![Capt.Spaulding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5a626/32.png) [@Capt.Spaulding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt.Spaulding)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/27 "1999-09-28T18:07:00Z")
Suki Tholozan. Not bad, actually. ---
**Author:** ![Capt.Spaulding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5a626/32.png) [@Capt.Spaulding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt.Spaulding)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/28 "1999-09-28T18:12:00Z")
Oops…didn’t read all the posts. Suki Tholozan = 1st pet, 1st street. Martin Magnolia = mid name, current street. I think my girlfriend might be a little upset with this career change… ---
**Author:** ![\_00\_The\_Fool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/ed655f/32.png) [@\_00\_The\_Fool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_00_The_Fool)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/29 "1999-09-28T20:55:00Z")
I am looking at page 104 of the book, “National Lampoon’s Totally True Facts.” On it there is a picture of a post with two street signs. One of them is Woodcock Road. The other is Kitchen-Dick Lane. I am absolutely not making this up. Now, if only I lived on that intersection! Buster Woodcock! %D ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/30 "1999-09-29T00:41:00Z")
How much wood would a wood cock cock if… Oh, the hell with it! ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_RogersAWC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Mister\_RogersAWC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_RogersAWC)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/31 "1999-09-29T01:13:00Z")
Ack! Satan! I just choked on my Dr. Pepper! I’m never drinking anything acidic on this board again! * * * **"No job’s too small, we bomb them all."** -Ace Wrecking Company ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/32 "1999-09-29T01:34:00Z")
Let’s see, first pet/old street: Shabby Routeone Middle name/current street: Matthew Fortyninth Just doesn’t seem to work for me…still, Shabby was and still is the coolest name I’ve ever come up with for a dog. ---
**Author:** ![cody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cody)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 1999, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/33 "1999-10-14T21:17:00Z")
The porn name of a woman I work with would be: TWITCHY DESANTIS That’s the best one I’ve ever heard. ---
**Author:** ![Sancho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sancho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sancho)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/34 "1999-10-15T00:50:00Z")
And the Oscar goes to… Ebony Pinewood!! OR Teddy Standing Rock ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/35 "1999-10-15T03:45:00Z")
First method: Pud Leighton ‘Pud’ rhymes with ‘would’; it was the noise our cat’s front feet made when hitting the hardwood floor as he jumped down from something; I think the name was my idea when I was about three. ‘Leighton’ rhymes with ‘Play ton’. Second method: Robert Harmsworth ---
**Author:** ![Yankee\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/7ea924/32.png) [@Yankee\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yankee_Blue)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 1999, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/36 "1999-10-16T05:26:00Z")
CheeChee Valleyview. Hmm, has potential. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 1999, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/37 "1999-10-16T05:29:00Z")
Fred 135 hmmm no wonder business is down ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 1999, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/38 "1999-10-16T05:35:00Z")
Hmmm. The middle name/street would make me James Polk. Catchy, but I think it’s taken. Wonder what films he’s been in? 🙂 Or I could be (using the pet’s name/mother’s maiden name) Cocoa Ward. –Tim * * * We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak. ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/39 "1999-10-15T18:36:00Z")
Hmmm… Porn name (middle name/street): Michael Oakland Dragname (pet/mother’s maiden): Mochi Black ## I love my drag name! “The world ends when I die. And as far as I’m concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.” – Matt Groening ---
**Author:** ![AuraSeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AuraSeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuraSeer)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 1999, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/40 "1999-10-16T00:49:00Z")
Dusty Margaret - Not bad, but wrong gender. Peter Alamo - Much better! * * * Laugh hard; it’s a long way to the bank. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434.md?page=3)