# Your Porn Star Name

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 27, 1999, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434 "1999-09-27T18:00:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 1999, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/41 "1999-10-16T02:52:00Z")

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Doesn’t work for me. “Nervous Founders” doesn’t even sound like a human name (though maybe a rock group).

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**Author:** ![GOD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/34f0e0/32.png) [@GOD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GOD)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 1999, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/42 "1999-10-16T05:20:00Z")

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Using 1stpet/1ststreet method, Satan and mine are eerily similar:

Mickey Neartop

_Separated at birth?_

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 1999, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/43 "1999-10-17T04:37:00Z")

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Pet:  
Patches Three. No damn good.

Middle Name, current street  
Michael Talley. This worked better when I lived on LaRue.

Mascot-Actor  
Jimmy Brosnan (Pierce Brosnan is probably not my favorite actor, but it’s only 34 days to the next Bond flick.)

–John  
111999007

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 1999, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/44 "1999-10-17T04:58:00Z")

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mascot+MMN= **Wildcat Young**  
2ndpet+2ndstreet= **Blackie Breslyn**

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**Author:** ![\_00\_The\_Fool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/ed655f/32.png) [@\_00\_The\_Fool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_00_The_Fool)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 1999, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/45 "1999-10-17T22:24:00Z")

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Satan and God. . . Seperated at birth? Hmmmmmm. . .

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“Oh we were brought up on the Space-Race, now they expect us to clean toilets. When you have seen how big the world is how can you make do with this?”  
Pulp, “Glory Days”

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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 1999, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/46 "1999-10-18T00:45:00Z")

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first pet/street: Poochie Matchaponix  
middle name/street: Lee Front

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so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos

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**Author:** ![Dalou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Dalou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dalou)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 1999, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-porn-star-name/9434/47 "1999-10-18T02:07:00Z")

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First pet/First road:

Tiki Beaver Creek

Works for me, roll camera! 🙂

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You can’t save your face and your ass at the same time.

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